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Complaining about the hot weather this summer

Complaining about the hot weather this summer (Part 1)

1. The tall and strong old willow tree drooped its branches listlessly, and its green leaves were curled, as if it had been criticized. The child drooped his head dejectedly.

2. A heavy-flavored realistic movie will be staged in Chongqing: "The City is Hot to Death"

3. The days in March are bright. When I wake up in the morning, I feel that everything is silent. Yes, the sound of nature makes a soft sound. When the sun comes out, the flowers and plants in the community are covered with dew, looking green and full of vitality in the sunshine. Looking up at the sky, there are huge clouds.

4. The weather is too hot! I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and they turned into chickens when I got home! I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept!

5. The midsummer weather, the blazing sunshine, sweep away the crystal dewdrops in the morning, and dominate the universe until after dusk. What a heavy and boring time it is!

6. How to be a tired wanderer, hesitating alone in the middle of the road.

7. Summer is coming so quickly, and within a few days people will deeply understand what it means to be unbearably hot.

8. The unavoidable heat in summer is really a headache, whether you are walking on the road under the scorching sun or in the shadow of a house.

9. The hot summer is coming, and the earth is so hot that it smokes. The grass cannot bear the sun and its leaves are rolled into thin strips. The cicadas are so hot that they stay on the trees. Cicing, "I know, I know." The frog kept croaking in the pond.

10. The late summer sun peeked out from behind a bluestone-like thin cloud, like countless fireballs thrown from the sky, rolling down on the grassland, scorching almost everything on the grassland. .

11. The buffalo had long since hid in the pond, its entire body buried in the water, with only one head exposed above the water to breathe.

12. Summer is here. Those who have objects rely on objects. If you don't have a partner, we'll stay in an air-conditioned room.

13. The blooming lotus stands with green stems, looking into the distance like a graceful girl.

14. The air conditioner seller bought a house in the Second Ring Road of Beijing.

15. A college student said: I was walking on campus today and heard a black international student asking: When will we have a holiday? It’s too hot in Hangzhou and I want to go back to Africa.

16. Last night, my weird wife suddenly said to me: "Your Majesty, I have something to ask of you!" It's so fucking hot! "I...

17. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

18. There was not a cloud in the sky, not a bit of wind, a scorching sun overhead, and all the trees stood there listlessly.

19. Clusters of bright flowers gathered under the leaves, like countless butterflies, slightly spreading their wings and stopping in the air, motionless.

20. Cicadas scream tirelessly, bringing a sense of summer irritability to people. There is no wind, and the earth is like a steamer. Some silly sentences about how hot this summer is (Part 2)

21. I don’t know how hot it is despite all my strength, but I’m glad the summer is long.

22. Do you know why it rains on hot days? In fact, this is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed buns...

23. Spring has gone with the falling flowers, and summer has come with green leaves jumping in the warm wind.

24. This summer, is it going to kill me?

25. Nowadays, when looking for a partner, you all want to look at the horoscope. No matter it is hot or cold, you will always look for an Aquarius to quench your thirst.

26. Midsummer is the most painful time of the year, which makes people feel helpless. The midsummer sun is almost "vicious". It seems that it intends to go against mankind and take revenge on mankind. People are so angry that they curse it and even want to imitate Hou Yi and shoot out this "poisonous sun".

27. In the hot summer, the birds are hiding somewhere; the plants and trees are all lowering their heads; the dogs are so hot that they stick out their tongues and pant constantly.

28. The sun is like a big fireball, emitting strong light, illuminating all things on the earth, making people feel like they are in a hot kingdom.

29. On June 15th, the weather was crazy hot. As soon as the sun came up, the ground seemed to be on fire, and some gray air that looked like clouds but not clouds, or mist but not mist floated low in the air, making people feel suffocated.

30. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog!

31. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue.

32. When the weather is hot, I will give you popsicles, and love is in the coolness; when the weather is cold, I will give you a stove, and love is in the warmth; when you are sick, I will give you pills, and love is in the care; when you are lonely, I miss you, love is in my thoughts. Love you for a long time, love you for a long time.

33. The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after the mahjong was laid out.

34. The fireball-like sun scorched the earth, and the trees were drooped by the heat. Dogs lay in the shade and stuck out their red tongues, and cicadas screamed desperately on the trees.

35. In the soft moonlight, the camphor tree is so green and lush, and its dense leaves look like wax, glowing dimly.

36. You are not artificial leather, you are real leather!

37. It was a summer with no rain for a long time. The hot sun baked the old loaches in the fields and turned them white. The stream near the village suddenly dropped a few inches, and those exposed in the fields turned white. The rocks on the water surface suddenly grew larger.

38. The willow tree on the street seemed to be sick. The leaves were hung with dust and rolled up on the branches, and the branches were motionless. The road was glowing with white light, and the vendors did not dare to shout. The plexiglass signs at the store entrances seemed to have been burned away by the sun.

39. I am in a shabby room with only one shadow, but the mosquitoes are attentive in the hot weather; birds are perched on the small tree in front of the window, and my gloomy mood is gone.

40. The summer in Daxing is extremely hot, just like there is a sun in the sky. Yes, the ice watermelon and sweet popsicles make people feel as if they are in the world of ice. The popsicles are cool and sweet. Especially delicious. This is summer in Daxing, a hot summer. This summer is so hot that I doubt my life.

This summer is so hot that I doubt my life (Part 1)

1. In midsummer, the sun goes wild almost every day, waving its copper rays. The shield stood across the sky filled with yellow smoke. Describing midsummer is inseparable from describing the sun in midsummer and the various consequences that the sun’s heat brings to nature and humans.

2. Wuhan used to be one of the three largest furnaces, but it is no longer the case because Wuhan has been upgraded to a boiler.

3. Mosquitoes don’t bite people, they only bite cold water pipes.

4. The remaining summer heat in the small pond has receded, and the tall trees have returned early to cool down.

5. Tieguai Li: What kind of medicine is sold in my gourd? It’s all Fengyoujing. Whoever applies it will get a cool breeze.

6. The clear sky in summer is brilliant, the sky is so blue, the sunlight is so strong, the sky and the earth are in dazzling light.

7. The girl’s hair on the bus was all over my face.

8. Everyone suffers from the heat, but I love the long summer.

9. Summer is a hot season, and even the air is filled with sultry heat, making it difficult for people to breathe fresh air. Therefore, many people hate summer, and I hate summer too. However, now, I like summer, not only because I can wear beautiful skirts in summer, but because the summer rain has changed my view of the summer heat.

10. In the past two weeks, there has not been a drop of rain; a milky white mist filled the air, covering the distant trees; from there, there was a burning smell. Many gray clouds with hazy outlines floated leisurely in the blue sky and crawled slowly over; the strong dry wind kept blowing, but it could not drive away the heat.

11. I almost died from the sun. The sun is so warm. Didn’t your mother call you home for dinner?

12. Shagangzi seemed to be on fire. . On the sandy slope, the young shepherd climbed up alone. He crawled for a while, sat up to catch his breath, and resumed crawling. He stepped on the hot sand with his bare feet and climbed to the top of the sand hill. The sand he stepped on was like a trickle of river water, making a low "throwing" sound and flowing to the foot of the hill.

13. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A buddy from the physics department next to me said that he had sublimated.

14. The weather is so hot. If you want to eat a cold dish, you have to eat it while it is cold, otherwise it will be hot in a while!

15. I, Jorge, died in school. Brothers, remember to come and collect the body. Thank you for your hard work! There must be air conditioning in the coffin...

16. There was not a cloud in the sky, not a bit of wind, a scorching sun overhead, and all the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.

17. "Am I familiar with you?" "Well, almost" the two of them said while standing in the sun!

18. Why regret that Fang Fei is gone?

19. You are not artificial leather, you are real leather!

20. Even cold dishes must be eaten quickly, otherwise they will become spicy after a while! This summer is so hot that I doubt my life (Part 2)

21. Although the scorching sun has not yet shined directly, the sand on the roadside has already shown a timid light. The grass seemed unable to withstand the scorching sun, and slowly dropped its leaves.

22. The unavoidable heat in summer is really a headache, whether you are walking on the road under the scorching sun or in the shadow of a house.

23. Red rose flowers have the most abundant colors, including red, pink, and bright red. People love to decorate it at home and in shopping malls.

24. Living deep in Foujia City, spring is gone and summer is still clear.

25. That day, it was crazy hot. As soon as the sun came up, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gas that looked like clouds, but not clouds, or fog, floated low in the air, making people feel suffocated.

26. It is early summer in June, and the weather is hot with a little coolness. The weather in the south of the Yangtze River is like this. Although it is hot, it is also cool. People do not feel the scorching sun or the dullness of the dark clouds. The willow branches are swaying and the breeze is blowing. Walking on the bank of the river, stepping on the wide bluestone path under your feet, your soul becomes silent.

27. The persimmon trees are dotted with heavy persimmons. These translucent red persimmons, like little red lanterns, look even more bright and lovely against the backdrop of the dense and green holly trees.

28. The hot summer is coming. The earth is roasted by the sun and is smoking. The leaves of the grass cannot bear the exposure of the sun and are rolled into thin strips. The cicadas are so hot that they stay on the trees. Cicing, "I know, I know." The frog kept croaking in the pond.

29. The hot weather makes people irritated, and the sudden rainstorms also make people irritable. When I look in the mirror and see myself, I feel irritable.

30. At noon, the scorching sun made the ground hot.

31. The sunshine in early summer is not as hot as midsummer, but gives people a spring-like warmth. The golden sunshine shines through the white-gray clouds, showing the red morning glow and fiery red clouds. The clouds are endlessly changing and beautiful.

32. The scorching sun was in the sky, and on both sides of the road, ripe grains bent over in the heat and lowered their heads.

33. The blazing fire umbrellas hung high in the sky, so hot that the fish in the river did not dare to come out of the water, the birds did not dare to fly out of the mountains and forests, and even the dogs in the village just stretched out their tongues and panted endlessly. .

34. Last night, my weird wife suddenly said to me: "Your Majesty, I have something to ask of you!" "But it doesn't matter.

"Please put me in the cold palace. I can't stand it anymore. It's so damn hot today!" "I...

35. It was a slightly hot day in June. The sun hung high in the sky, dazzling like a big fireball. The earth seemed to be scorched, and all living things seemed to be in a steamer. , the heat is unbearable.

36. The sky is clear, there is not a cloud in the sky, the sun is scorching the ground; a south wind blows, rolling up a heat wave from the ground, making people feel burning. Suffocated. The weeds couldn't withstand the sun's rays, and the leaves were rolled into thin strips.

37. There were no more porcelain bumpers on the road. It was said that a guy wanted to hit the porcelain and jumped as soon as he lay down. It can run faster than a rabbit.

38. The weather is a bit sultry and the temperature is constantly high outside. Seeing that you don’t like to go out, I will give you a midsummer gift.

39. Spring is here. The fallen flowers are gone, and summer is coming, covered with green leaves, jumping in the warm wind.

40. The weather is really too hot, so I bought a basket of eggs and it’s very hot this summer. Sentences for Moments

Sentences for Moments this summer is particularly hot (Part 1)

1. I just took a shower with sweat

2. Reed Purple. The wild flowers were scorched by the fiery sun hanging high in the sky, and the air was filled with a sweet and intoxicating scent.

3. "It's so hot that I get sunburned." "I get tanned every day." I’ve turned white if I don’t go out at home.” “Liquid!” It’s great, we can finally give birth to a mixed-race child.”

4. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and came home. After walking a few steps, a chick crawled out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, my sister

5. The end of summer is the turning point of summer. During the day, the sun is still in the sky, the land is still roasted, and the air is still sultry under the scorching sunshine.

6. In June, it was a slightly hot weather. The sun was high in the sky, dazzling like a big fireball. The earth seemed to be scorched, and all living things were like being in a steamer. The heat was unbearable. .

7. It was the hottest noon in summer, and the southern sun threw away hundreds of millions of high temperatures from its nuclear furnace

8. .God, you have to let everyone know that this summer is taken over by the Flame Mountain!

9. The weather is sweltering, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

10. People who go out now are all "anti-Japanese heroes". They often walk on the street without getting wet.

11. Do you know why it rains on hot days? It's the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed buns...

12. The scorching sun in August is like a fire umbrella. At noon, the sky is dazzlingly bright, like a large white tin plate that has been heated.

13. Summer is a burning season. The fireballs of nuclear fusion are scorching in the sky, dogs stick out their tongues, cicadas chirp irritably, the asphalt roads are soft in the sun, and fish come out of the water to take a breath. .

14. The sun is shining brightly, and on both sides of the road, ripe grains are bent over in the heat, with their heads lowered.

15. In summer, the vegetation is lush and the leaves of the holly trees are shiny. Yes, the old elm branches are lush and leafy, providing people with a thick green shade.

16. Summer is here, and the sun is scorching the earth. Suddenly, it rains heavily and the weather is hot. It was finally time to cool down, but at this moment the rain started to lighten again, and a colorful rainbow appeared in the sky.

17. The weather is so hot today! The scorching sun is scorching the earth mercilessly. , the earth is scorching hot, as if a huge cage is suffocating people.

18. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

19. The scorching sun has torn the skin of the earth apart.

20. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

Sentences for Moments that are particularly hot this summer (Part 2)

21. The white rose flower is as white as jade, and people love to use it as decoration.

22. No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt, maybe it will give me a sense of security.

23. There was not a cloud in the sky, not a bit of wind, a scorching sun overhead, and all the trees stood there listlessly.

24. As soon as the sun came out, the ground seemed to be on fire.

25. Recently, people all over the country are commemorating a guy named Re. No one has seen him, but everyone knows - Re is so hot!

26. In the past two weeks, there has not been a drop of rain; a light milky mist filled the air, covering the distant trees; from there, there was a burning smell. Many gray clouds with hazy outlines floated leisurely in the blue sky and crawled slowly over; the strong dry wind kept blowing, but it could not drive away the heat.

27. Walking on the road, the wind blows in my face like a heat wave.

28. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and there is not a trace of wind. The crops in the fields are drooping and have no energy. The cicadas are chirping in the trees, and the frogs are not far behind. There were loud croaks and croaks in the pond.

29. At noon, the scorching sun made the ground hot.

30. I saw with my own eyes that the moment the mosquito flew out of the air-conditioned room, its body smoked and fell to the ground, like a jet that had been shot down.

31. Xia is like an energetic young man. When he walks vigorously, a patch of hot sunshine appears. The big tree spreads its countless arms to cover the hot summer sun and cast a green shade. Where does the summer sun reach? There is a scorching heat and a scorching sun.

32. The sun will never fade, the heat will poison my intestines.

33. The sun hangs so hot in the sky that you dare not even look at it. If you stand under the sun for a while, your face will be covered with sweat. If you stand longer, you will be as black as an African. .

34. In early summer, all kinds of wild flowers bloom, red, purple, pink, and yellow, like brilliant spots embroidered on a large green carpet; swarms of bees are busy among the flowers. Suckling, sucking the stamens, flying around hard.

35. Spring has gone with the fallen flowers, and summer has come, covered with green leaves and jumping in the warm wind.

36. The breeze blew, waves of flowers fell down, and the mountains and fields seemed to be covered with a large colorful brocade quilt.

37. Even though I didn’t do anything, I was still sweating profusely.

38. One day during the summer vacation, the weather was extremely hot. The sun was baking the earth fiercely, and there was no wind all day long. The willow trees beside the moat were dejected and lifeless.

39. Wuhan used to be one of the three major furnaces, but it is no longer the case because Wuhan has been upgraded to a boiler.

40. The little bird has hidden somewhere; the grass and trees are all downcast, as if they are dying; only the cicada keeps making broken screams on the branches; it is really a broken drum. Cheering for the scorching sun! Sentences to complain about

1. Straightforward and resolute, good at correction, bad at criticizing.

2. The father-in-law is right, and the mother-in-law is right!

3. I would rather be fat and exquisite than be thin and the same

4. "Is being cute a compliment or a derogatory term?" "It depends on your appearance."

5. There is a disease that all directors will suffer from: death if you don’t let go at critical moments.

6. Look how carefree and happy he is, how he reaps the fruits of his actions!

7. The national football team is not sick but it is really fatal when playing.

8. Flattery is the same as falling in love. No third party is allowed to look on coldly.

9. Falling in love without the purpose of getting married is a hooliganism.

10. In recent years, moral integrity has not been established, and the integrity of scholar-bureaucrats has deteriorated day by day.

11. You are right, I am right, it’s just that a gust of wind blew out the promise

12. Self-esteem, but not narcissism; self-confidence, but not arrogance.

13. Men hate those who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

14. When Chinese students learn a language, in the end they will not be able to listen, speak, write, or question.

15. I love you a thousand times, why not give it to you for a thousand dollars.

16. People only know how to use benefit against harm, so they just want to seek benefit. Everyone seeks benefit, and how many things happen during this!

17. As the protagonist, you can marry 100 wives and fight 1,000 Japanese. It's so cheating!

18. The accountant says to you: "Come and collect your salary later. I don't have any change right now."

19. It is a shame for a gentleman to be silent in his position; It is a shame for a gentleman to have his words but not his actions.

20. You can’t stop drinking water just because the drinking cup broke.

21. In daily life, don’t be friends with people who dress appropriately.

22. In the fiery blue blade, he emerged from the sand. In the brave heart, he emerges from the snowdrift!

23. A man’s IQ when cheating is second only to Einstein!

24. After the housing reform, we cannot afford to live in a house. After the medical reform, we cannot afford to see a doctor. After the education reform, we cannot afford to go to school.

25. When I see your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when making you.

26. Every time I repeat my thoughts, my mind becomes more and more atrophied; when I take exams, my body becomes more and more atrophied.

27. Where beauty lies, even if it is insulted, it cannot be humbled in the world; where there is evil, although it is noble, it cannot be noble in the world.

28. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty...

29. Summer is here, install air conditioning in our class As a person, we will marry the head teacher to you. OK?

30. The water-injection finale is a rip-off, and it doesn’t solve Professor Du’s X-life problems at all!

31. Mother planet! It’s been 400 years! You don't want to decorate yours properly either. Dishes and gray dishes!

32. The people who came after him were not as good as Confucius and Yan Zi, but they often lamented that officials were not up to date, how foolish they were.

33. Those who excel in learning will become officials. In the past, they were scholar-type officials, but now they are official-type scholars.

34. People’s hearts are different, each with its own face. The differences are all selfish. As for the public, it is not the case.

35. My dad was watching it yesterday. When Zhao said to Huo, you bastard! I felt like I was going to cry.

36. If you have thick legs, you should wear school pants; if you are ugly, you should study more.

37. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black.

38. The finale of "My Love from the Star" was criticized: Where is the promised sex?

39. Can I take a photo of my silk shoes on your face on the city wall?

40. Professor Do and Qian Songyi will not have XXOO in the end, and the world will not be better.

41. Don’t be careless about an animal that bleeds for a week and still survives...

42. To be unreliable throughout your life is to give up on yourself.

43. Angels and devils are playing tug-of-war with my soul.

44. You must have the courage to lower your head and the confidence to raise your head.

45. When Chinese students learn a language, in the end they will not be able to listen, speak, write, or question.

46. The blue sky is like a wash, the wind is full of traffic, the temperature comes first, the light is a mess

47. It’s not that I live a pessimistic life, it’s that life makes me unable to be optimistic

48. I Are you going to tell you that I only watched half an episode and ran away?

49. It seems that the saliva problem has been overcome, and it is estimated that the calabash baby will not be a problem either.

50. The lovelorn queen is not terrible. What is terrible is the lovelorn queen... The aunt has not come yet!

51. We will know what happens tomorrow.

52. Later generations of writers strive for gorgeous diction and abandon practical virtues.

53. In this era where face, money, and godfather are all important, I can only look at the sky, the moon, and the stars.

54. What you eat is grass and what you squeeze out is acne.

55. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver.

56. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny

57. When you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again. /

58. Everyone is equal before money, but everyone is unequal before fate.

59. You have little wings on your back. Speaking in human terms - you fly!

60. I am a McDull-level figure!

61. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you try to be jealous.

62. I especially like teachers to get angry. Scold us for one class and then end the get out of class

63. Mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat!

64. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

65. Don’t think that just because you have shit on your head, you are a diamond gourd baby.

66. The hearts of the world are limited to the narrowness of what they see and hear.

67. Don’t know too much is bad for your heart

68. I am a barber~convincing people with reason

69. Don’t hurt feelings when talking about money. Talking about relationships is the most expensive thing to do.

70. Warm, cold, half asleep, half awake, they all feel wrong.

71. Hongxing will not get out of the wall, but will be dragged out.

72. I can pretend to be stupid, but don’t think I am really stupid.

73. Everyone has at least one dream and a reason to be strong.

74. Blessings can be taken with good intentions, and misfortunes can be summoned with evil intentions.

75. There is a beast that looks like a human being

76. The truth is like hair, it will only become less and less, not more and more.

77. Why do unjust people harm me? I want to take revenge!

78. Instead of letting others play with me, I might as well stop playing at all...

79. I have three heights, height, intelligence, and I use backgammon!

80. Either you love me or leave me. Don’t bother me.

81. Although the green mountains are left, there is still no firewood.