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I want to ask if any of you have poems about bad guys to tell me.
The Great Patriarch Returns to His Hometown
The president lined up the door to make a notice [2], but some messengers did not refuse [3], and this mission was unusual [4]. There are roots of grass on one side of the compartment [5], and there are husbands on the other side, so I have to deal with it [6]. Also talking about the chariot, everyone said it was Luan Yu [7], who returned to his hometown today. Mr. Wang Xiang holds the tile plate [eight], and Mr. Zhao holds the wine gourd [nine]. The newly painted headscarf, the silk shirt from Qia Nian [10], Changhao is a big makeup shop [11].
[Playing with children] The blind Wang Liu leads Dinghuo Qiao and his wife [Twelve], and Hu kicks and plays the flute and drums [Thirteen]. I saw a group of men and horses arriving at the gate of the village [4]. There were several flags flying in the head of the horse [15]. One flag has a white beard wrapped around a Frost Rabbit [16], and the other flag has a red song banded around a Bi Yuewu [Seventeen]. A flag chicken learns to dance [eighteen], a flag dog grows wings [nineteen], a flag snake wraps around a gourd [twenty].
[Five Evils] The fork is painted red, the ax is armored with silver [21], the melon and bitter melon are plated with gold [22], the tip of the stirrup is brightly picked up [23], and the white snow is on the goose feather fan Shop[24]. These Joe characters [25] are holding some unprecedented weapons and wearing some outrageous clothes.
[Four Shas] There are horses on the shafts, but there are no donkeys on the top of the harness. The handle of the yellow Luo umbrella is naturally curved [26]. There are eight Tiancaofan in front of the cart [27], and several behind the cart. Delivery driver. There are a few more charming girls [28], dressed in ordinary clothes and with the same make-up and hair.
[Three Shas] When the big man got out of his car, everyone showed him courtesy, but the big man looked down upon them as if they were nothing. All the village elders stretched out their legs and stretched their waists to bow, while the big man moved his clothes and supported him with his hands [29]. Meng Keli raised his head and stared at [thirty]. After gazing for a long time, I recognized it, and the danger broke my chest.
[Er Sha] Your body must be surnamed Liu [三一], and your wife must be surnamed Lu. Count the children of your family from head to toe [三二]: How many drinks can you have as the pavilion chief yourself? Wine [三三], your father-in-law taught the village to read a few volumes of books. I once lived in the east of my village, and worked with me on feeding cattle, cutting grass, pulling dams and helping with hoes [34].
[Yisha] I picked mulberries in the spring, borrowed millet from me in the winter, and picked up countless rice and wheat. In exchange for the land, Qiang weighed three stalks of hemp [35], and to pay off the wine debt, he secretly measured a few husks of beans, but there were some confusions [36]. It is clearly marked with the calendar [37], and there is a document [38].
[End] The money I owe you will be repaid [three-nine], and the millet tax and grain you owe me will be deducted [forty]. The only one who knows Liu San is willing to grab you [41]. Why did he change his surname, change his name, and call him Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty [42]?
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