Interesting sentences to resist the cold

A: A funny sentence about fighting the cold?

1. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

2. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

It's cold, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

I'm not cold without returning your message, but my hands are cold.

6. It's cold, moon. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

7. "What is winter?" "I don't want to get out of bed even if I am urinating."

8. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

9. The weather is very cold. If you have an object, hold it, and if you don't, add clothes.

10. There is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

1 1. The learning mode cannot be started, because it is too cold and lazy to move, and the machine is stuck.

12. It is absolutely true love that you can put your cold hand on his back when it is cold.

13. There is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

14. It's time to undress by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.

15. On this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

16. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

17. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

18. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

19. When you are alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say that she is cold.

20. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.