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At Jiujiang's funeral, what was the slogan before the Eight Immortals carried their coffins up the mountain?
(Zhang Caici before going out) Husband, the world is open, and the days are auspicious and beautiful. The main car asked me to tie the beam. Where does this wood come from and where does it grow? This tree is located in the boundary of Huguang and grows on Yannan Mountain. Who saw the unearthed wood and helped it grow into useful materials? The sun and the moon saw the unearthed wood, and the dew helped the wood grow into useful materials. Who hit the horse under the tree and who agreed to be a car beam? Sean dismounted from the tree, and Lu Ban promised to be a car beam. Sean cut down trees and Lu Ban measured them. 20 feet and 4 feet to make car beams. Bamboo is needed to make a car girder. Where does this bamboo grow? Where does it grow? This kind of bamboo is located on the border of Hunan and Guangxi, and grows on the Huamei Mountain. The dutiful son found out and came to tie the car beam.
Honey, heaven and earth are open, please come out of the dead, please be in the car. Lacquered coffins are black and oily, and the blessed are among them. He couldn't live in a sorghum tile house, but he only ran nine faucets. Kowloon is a place to live, and generations of children wear royal clothes. The dutiful son cried in front of him, holding up the paper spirit tablet with both hands. Just for my parents in this life, holding a seven-inch crutch in my hand. Wearing a linen gauze hat, a white cloth robe, a yellow silk jade belt at the waist and Liu Bei sandals.
Honey, the main car gave me yarn, and the dead man spent a few flowers on his back. The left flower walks three times to get the son of heaven, and the right flower walks three times to win the championship. Take the lead in setting an example, and future generations will produce princes; After the dragon's tail, children and grandchildren are like water; Spend the dragon's waist again, and the jade belt of children and grandchildren will float. The dragon tail blooms, and the Eight Immortals listen to this sentence: Yesterday's filial parents are like their parents today.
The husband is on his way with his goal on his back, and the Eight Immortals want to be new. Don't rush to the next hurdle; Turn a corner and everyone will discuss it; Cross the bridge, don't be crazy. Don't struggle if you are strong, and don't panic if you are weak.
The husband, the Eight Immortals, listened clearly and looked around. There are twelve pairs standing in front and six pairs standing behind. Carried to Purple Mountain and buried in Huolongkou. Children and grandchildren, the auspicious day has been set.
Sun fuluxing. Looking at the splendor, looking at the prosperity from generation to generation, looking at the elders of the three dynasties, looking at the four seasons.
Make a fortune, five men and two women, six men and six women, seven men and seven children, the birthday of the Eight Immortals, nine men and nine women living in the same plant, and ten years of wealth.
Honey, listen to the truth and count clearly. Everything will be fine after the lottery. The Eight Immortals stand upright, and the Oolong sets out.
Honey, the Eight Immortals can hear you clearly, so don't stop for a long time on the road.
The Eight Immortals stand upright, and the Oolong sets out.
Fu Yi, Oolong carried to Zijinpo, and the Jade Emperor smiled happily. I asked what the land was laughing at, waiting for the old dragon to come and go. Ladies and gentlemen, the Eight Immortals listen carefully. Please put down your own goal.
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