Super funny classic. Tell me?

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it. The following is what I arranged for you, I hope you like it ~

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1, how far is your mind? Get out of here!

2. The bus is really charming. There are so many people chasing it every day.

3, with a brilliant facade, revealing the essence of dressing B.

When he said that he and I were different people, poof turned into a dog.

I took part in a pigeon racing yesterday. As a result, I went alone during the game.

6. A person who doesn't like to be angry is often the most terrible when he is angry!

7. What does a mountain gun look like? You are more decent than a mountain gun. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both!

8. When I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people didn't wake up and the toilet was found.

9. I am online and you are offline. I'm offline and you're online. I am online, you are invisible. You have violated my bottom line.

10, you are still the whole. Your name is Kuang Yun. You can also be called mine.

1 1. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

12, my world is dark and I can't see the sun tomorrow.

13, when I am riddled with love, I will definitely become learn to be lonely.

14, love can't be forced, just follow your heart.

15, my life has two sides, A and B. Your life has two sides, S and B.

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1. It used to be beautiful, but now it's getting ugly. Colleagues simply said: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

2. Once there was a woman who wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts, but never put them on me again.

I really want you to give it to my classmates. I will miss you forever.

4. What is cruelty? If it's a man, I'll break his three legs; If it is a male dog, I will break his five legs!

5. Student: Teacher, you are so beautiful today. Teacher: Thank you. Student: You're welcome. I lied to you.

6. Hello, OICQ is on vacation today. I'm NETANTS. ......

7, want to talk about a good love, not shocking, quietly, willing to win a heart, never separate, is the greatest happiness in this life.

8. If you don't like me, I will castrate you and be my sister.

9. As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests; But as the saying goes: the moon comes first near the water tower!

10, when will you take revenge? Take it all at once.

1 1, high-tech era, high-tech talents. I don't kneel to rub the washboard, I go home and kneel to wash the machine.

12, invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores! ! ! !

13, the monarch looked back and smiled, which caused the earth to jump.

14. Passion is right or wrong. People think everything they do is romantic.

15. Inappropriateness means poverty, no feeling means ugliness, love at first sight means beauty, and having ideas means money. This is the reality.

16, I often fantasize about how to vent my upcoming emotions, whether to smash my mobile phone, shout or smoke something at random.

17, what I was most afraid of when I was a child was not dreaming that I couldn't find the toilet. Is that people haven't wake up, the toilet has been found.

18, it's over. You ignore me, too. I'm a dog.

19, I don't usually make trouble. Once I make trouble, it's not a matter, it's news.

20, wearing a low-cut dress and blocking your hand is too selfless. ,

2 1, please don't be nice to girls you don't like. If you can't bear the pain, please don't pretend at the beginning.

22. To live is to watch others die, and then let others watch themselves die.

23, pigs are laughing, why are you still a bitter gourd face?

24. Xiao Sheng. You will be the person I care about most in my life.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

26. Other girls talk very delicately, so I swear casually.

27. Actually, I am homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in.

28. When picking your nostrils, it is your nose that is cold, and every time you take the initiative, it is your hand.

29. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

30. For me. Writing a composition is to make up lies and bring draft paper.