What would you do now if you were a national football player?

Uncle Lippi, please speak more, talk more and find more topics. Let all eyes focus on you, and it is best to do something shocking. In short, just focus on it. At this point, the more you ignore me, or you just treat me like a fart and let it go.

Everyone wants to play well, but I have no basic training. When I was in kindergarten, I grabbed a small flower ball with Xiaocui, but I haven't grabbed it yet ... To put it bluntly, I'm not cut out to play football.

You know, the most profitable job now is not something that ordinary people can do. Let's be normal. You coax me, I coax you, very kind.

As for me, I will continue to be happy. Hey, how about you? What should I do? This is a game of burning money. This is just a game. Seriously, you lose.

Ten years later, looking back, we will be the best. I'll just pile up my words here.

Learn from the painful experience ... regret ... three provinces, I ... think behind closed doors ... one day, three provinces ... one day, three provinces, one month, one month, one day, one month, one day, one day, one day, one day, one month.

The national football team 1:2 was defeated by the Syrian men's football team again without any suspense. I have to say that the national football team lost without "underwear".

Girls watching women's football. They eat worse than the men's football team, live worse than the men's football team, can't afford a big plane and can't get a high salary. However, the girls will not win the championship if they walk on the field. With this energy, China people will also give a thumbs-up to girls.

Don't mention that the national football team is gone, just say that I want to be a national football player. It feels like writing a composition. You must use your rich imagination to get high marks!

If I were a national football player, I would never eat instant noodles. For health, there is no feast. Please forgive me for not eating. The worst thing is to go to a five-star hotel for dinner.

If I am a national football player, I have to buy a very advanced sports car first. After the training, I must go to the sauna to massage my fat body.

If I were a national football player, I wouldn't go home to live. Five-star hotels are used to it, where the environment is elegant, the service is first-class, and the beauty is like a cloud. With a flick of a finger, you can live a happy life after training like a fairy.

If I am a national football player, I don't care about national honor and national dignity. The stinky feet of men's soccer have a history, so I won't recite this pot. I only care about the high income and good life. How else can I maintain my white body and show off my wealth to my friends?

If I were a national football player, I would be thick-skinned. I don't lie in the flexibility of jumping around, nor in whether I can hold the ball steadily. I only care that my face won't be ashamed when others revile me. Only if you are thick-skinned, can you withstand the storms after repeated failures on the field. I know that after scolding, it is nothing more than changing coaches. Players still have to rely on us to cut chicken for nothing, and there is no way to lose a penny.

I still miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong!

If I were a national football player, I would lose my shirt, pants and the last fig leaf. I'm ashamed to meet the elders in Jiangdong!

If I were a national football player, I wouldn't have to charter flights, stay in luxury hotels, drive luxury cars, pick up girls and meet people. ...

If I am a national football player and I am a disgrace, then why should I be a national football player when I have nothing to do? Go home to farm and sell sweet potatoes!

What would I do now if I were a national football player? First of all, if it's true, let me be funny. Don't pinch me.