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Talk about Singles Day.

1, Singles Day is Singles Day, don't press me with this, I am proud of being single.

It's good to be a female bachelor, and there is another festival that ordinary people can't live.

3, everyone is single, and no one in the world wants a handsome guy! Hold on!

4. Double 1 1, bought in buy buy, single dog, buy buy, lovers, bought in buy buy, and a dog food. If you don't have a lover, you can only buy it for yourself in buy buy.

5, bachelor is cool, bachelor is happy, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. My daughter is twenty-five, and no one can mend clothes.

It is said that there will be more than 30 million bachelors in China in the future. For your future, I will reluctantly accept you. Come out from a corner of the world and run to me.

7. I went to the cinema alone and bought an empty seat next to me, just not letting couples sit together. Whoever laughs at me will pretend to be his girlfriend.

8. Today is Singles' Day. The whole world is celebrating and the whole world is happy. You're out of organization. You're in tender and hot water. Do you remember your single girlfriend?

9. Singles Day, the only thing that never leaves is the shadow, which is with us from beginning to end.

10. A man never worries about his future until he finds a wife. A woman often worries about her future until she finds a husband. And I never care about my future, because I have no boyfriend to love me.