80 catchwords on the Internet

First, he said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you!

Second, if you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it?

Third, the first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

Fourth, if a man wants money, it has something to do with everyone.

Five, to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be single.

Let me see your gentle fangs.

Seven, people's modernization is mainly emotional.

Eight, failure occurs after giving up completely.

Nine, I always wander between cow A and cow C.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

Twelve, only looking back at your feelings reminds me of your dynasty and dusk.

Thirteen, live seriously now, just to stir up feelings later.

Fourteen, loneliness and boredom are a manifestation of people's inner emptiness.

Fifteen, with scarred feelings, why be so paranoid.

Sixteen, people are iron, and Fan is steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic.

Seventeen, men only say three points, leaving seven points to conquer the world.

Eighteen years old, whose missing is an illusion before I wait.

Nineteen, I want to feel the warmth of the sun, but I am stabbed when I look up.

Twenty, wolves eat meat everywhere, and calves are beaten everywhere.

2 1. Whoever lets me celebrate April Fool's Day, I will let him visit Tomb-Sweeping Day.

I don't smoke, I'm not lonely, I'm just heartbroken.

Twenty-three, the weather is as hot as a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

I'm too lazy to even change the person in my heart.

Twenty-five, housing prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

Twenty-six, reality tells lies with real names, and the network tells the truth with pseudonyms.

Twenty-seven, the tea is cold, and you can still drink it. Cold heart, no matter how hot it is.

28. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

29, busy, have something to say, don't worry about the whole thing.

Walking in the street, we all know each other, but we are strangers.

Thirty-one, I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

Give me a corner, I really want to cry.

Escape is not necessarily what you are afraid of, but what you are waiting for.

There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

35. Invisible things are terrible, but isn't the human heart more terrible?

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

Only a liar in the world is sincere, because he really cheated you.

In the face of the enemy, whoever calms down first will not be far from victory.

Thirty-nine, time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.

Forty, the past need not be repeated, and the awakened dream cannot be repeated.

Forty-one, one flower, one world, one leaf, one pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.

Forty-two, I'm an actor. I turn my eyes when I see beautiful mm …

Forty-three, I want to make a download software called earmuffs. Because lightning is inaudible.

44. Some happiness is silent, but tragedy also happens in silence.

45. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge, you will be kicked out.

Forty-six, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!

48. You have a good figure. Even the Monkey King will give you three sticks when he sees you.

49. I have given everything I should, and I am willing to give it, except to let you know that my heart hurts.

Fifty, talking about the so-called commitment, I became a slave to my feelings without hesitation.

5 1. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it.

Fifty-two, my world suddenly began to snow, my god! Please don't comb your hair next to me.

53. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

There are two kinds of hopeless people: those who disobey orders and those who do what they are told.

55. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

56. Conan did not learn much reasoning and problem-solving skills, but he learned a lot of modus operandi.

Part I: Love your country, your family and your sister! Bottom line: fire and theft prevention, brother! Horizontal criticism: freedom of love

58. Look back once in a while, or you will always be looking for it, without knowing what you have lost.

Fifty-nine, when you really do something, it is often the time when many things can't go back.

60. What I want is that no matter how difficult it is, there is still someone who will accompany me.

Sixty-one, I passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

When you plan to start a new business, you can start it when one or two out of ten people agree, before it is too late.

If you love him, please catch him, if you don't love him, please let him love others.

Sixty-four, am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.

Sixty-five, when I wait for my child, I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

Sixty-six, the mosquito was really angry after biting you, but even more angry, it bit you, but you couldn't find it!

If you don't want to do it, you will find one or countless excuses; If you want to do it, you will think of one or countless ways.

When you want to lose something, please think about it and don't lose face. -words on garbage cans and garbage bins in Chengdu

Sixty-nine, suddenly one day when I wanted to learn butterfly, my father was scared away!

Seventy, the process of doing business is a process of constantly urging others to relax their vigilance, while maintaining a high degree of vigilance.

Seventy-one, because I know you are an anxious child, and I dare not fly too far when I give you the thread.

Seventy-two, a good man makes you see the farther world through his love, and a bad man can only destroy your world.

Seventy-three, don't tell him I hate you after the end, because love is a matter of two people, and everyone is responsible for missing it.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

75. Do you want to drive at 40km/h to 80 years old or at 80km/h to 40 years old?

Seventy-six, I'm here to shout in a low voice, I don't have time to participate in your past, and I don't want to participate in your future.

Seventy-seven, the most gratifying thing for people: sound parents, two or three confidants, lovers who can't be stolen. Everything else is an illusion, so don't worry too much.

People come into this world with only two things, life and death. One thing has been done, but what's your hurry about the other thing?

Do a good job, teach students well, make a good website, be a good writer and live a good life. ...

There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.