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Classic is awesome. -Life made me a bitch.
There is a man who likes me without makeup. He was distressed when I lost weight, and he was happy when I gained weight. He obviously just gave me money and asked me if I had spent enough. That's my dad, just my dad!
Don't open the wound to others easily, because others are busy and hurt themselves.
A good friend won't let you do stupid things alone. They will always be with you.
Women think that men are playboy without charm, and men think that women are reality without strength.
People have to really love someone all their lives, but once they fall in love, the first step is to lose themselves, and the second step is to lose your love.
Happiness is around, and contentment is heaven.
In China, the difference between people is often greater than that between people and pigs.
Sometimes the people who know you best are not your friends, but your enemies.
Asking what love is in the world will only make people die unsatisfied.
People who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.
If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.
You can't tolerate me, not because your mind is too narrow, but because my personality is too great.
Teacher, I have been saving my homework all summer, and I have feelings. Let's not hand it in.
The night before school starts, the electricity consumption in the whole country will soar.
A true friend will accept your past, support your present and inspire your future …
Finally, I am indifferent to your bright head.
Love only three times in my life, once ignorant, once hard, once in my life.
You are my dream of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and I am your dispensable person.
Apologizing doesn't always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. Sometimes it just means that you value your feelings more than yourself.
Some scars, scratched on the hands, become a thing of the past after healing. Some scars are scratched in my heart, even if they are scratched gently, they will remain in my heart.
Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it killed all the students.
When I love you, I am what you say. When I don't love you, what do you say you are?
A true friend never investigates your mistakes and never envies your success.
Youth is like dandelion, which seems pleasant, but in fact it can't help itself.
Love is a fake these days!
Trust is like a piece of paper, wrinkled, even if it is smoothed, it cannot be restored.
A twenty-year-old woman comes from Africa. Although she is wild, she is rich in products. The 30-year-old woman is the United States, which is extremely prosperous and attracts your consumption; The 35-year-old woman is India, warm and lazy, but charming; The 40-year-old woman is Germany, who lost the war, but did not lose hope; A 45-year-old woman is a British empire with a glorious past and no bright future. This 50-year-old woman is Russian, cold but broad-minded.
There are no secrets to success, if there are, there are only two: the first is to stick to the end and never give up; The second is when you want to give up, please go back and follow the first secret.
Look at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn your head and scare away millions of heroes; Horizontal criticism: Oh, my God
The most direct way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm clock.
It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's life that makes me a bitch. . .
Don't say the wolf hasn't eaten mutton for five years. Cats and mice haven't eaten mice since 1940. . .
Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake. . .
If boys don't have more than six abdominal muscles, why laugh at other girls for their poor figure?
Is the child born of two people with type B blood type 2B blood type?
Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.
Xiansen, from now on, you are Russian.
Mushrooms are cool, pulling out the domineering style that women should have! Men pull, we still dump!
Doness, please don't wander in front of the poor monk, or the Buddha will not let you go.
The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.
One day, love met friendship and asked it, "What's your use?" Friendship replied, "Wipe away the tears you shed."
Might as well be a child. One candy is enough to forget everything.
People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later, and people who can't find time to fall in love will find time to date sooner or later.
I heard that your life was bad, so I sat at the door and had a good day.
Or 10086 is good for me. I sent him two short messages and he replied to me three times.
I am an iron lady, and I am not afraid of all kinds of harm.
When you are proud, your friends know you; When you are in trouble, you make friends.
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