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What are the embarrassing things for women to have children?
Just tell me about my experience! I had a caesarean section. At 5: 30 in the morning, the nurse informed me that it was the first operation and I was very nervous. The nurse took me to a separate room and inserted a catheter for me. The nurse took off my pants, lay flat on the bed, shaved her pubic hair, and her lower body was half full. The nurse skillfully and naturally cleaned me and scraped off the silver hair. Although I am embarrassed, I still think that I am a female nurse anyway. We are all women, not so shy!
Then after I inserted the catheter and urine bag, the nurse asked me to put on my pants and followed the nurse slowly into the operating room. When I entered the operating room, the nurse asked me to take off all my clothes because the operation was about to begin. Then I lay flat on the operating table, and the nurse covered the list for me. Then a male anesthesiologist came and began to anesthetize me. During the anesthesia, I was covered all over, because I had injected anesthetic from my spine, but
Later, during the operation, doctors and nurses were very calm, and they were still discussing where to eat at night. I guess they want to distract me and reassure me. Later, the whole operation went smoothly.
I heard that the baby was taken out, and the doctor said it was all right. Then I heard crying, and my heart finally fell to the ground, which proved that the baby was healthy. There was an episode in the middle: the son suddenly peed on the doctor's hand when dealing with the umbilical cord, and the doctor also said that the child would be naughty in the future. Hahaha!
It's always embarrassing, but I still want to thank the doctors and nurses for their professionalism. They treat every pregnant woman very calmly and seriously, treating them as a patient, not anything else. Therefore, the mothers should feel at ease. As long as the baby and mother can successfully complete the operation, I think it is also a very unforgettable experience in life!
As a male pharmacist, although I work in a hospital, I can't help at all when my wife gives birth to a child. Some things not only embarrass my wife, but also embarrass me. The following are some experiences told by my wife and my experience as a family member.
I remember that my wife was a week past her due date, but nothing happened for a long time. She was worried about the safety of the child, so she was admitted to the hospital without any signs of delivery. After two days in the hospital, she was still quiet. After nine days, she was impatient. After examination by an obstetrician, she said that her wife's pelvis was adhered and her exit was narrow, so it was definitely not good to have a baby. Someone suggested a caesarean section. After discussing with my wife, I decided to have a caesarean section for safety reasons.
1, before caesarean section, family members need to sign. Although I work in a hospital, I signed the consent form for the first time. Seeing all kinds of risks and accidents that may occur during the operation described in the book, my legs are weak and my signature hand is shaking. I just want not to sign until the doctor next to me reminds me that it is normal, but no one can guarantee that I must sign the operation. After signing the words, I feel that I have experienced a major choice in my life, which is thrilling!
As a pregnant woman, the wife should be prepared before operation. At this time, the woman can't be ashamed, because the pregnant woman is almost transparent to the doctor in this process. Pregnant women need to take off their underwear and make various "big" and "human" shapes according to the doctor's requirements. The doctor will do anal finger examination, shave pubic hair, help clean, insert catheter and so on. It's embarrassing, but there's nothing I can do.
3. Be prepared before caesarean section. Pregnant women are pushed into the operating room with quilts (naked). This is the most embarrassing moment, because there is no anesthesia at this moment and people are awake, so I heard several male doctors talking. At the same time, the quilt covering me was suddenly lifted, naked and exposed. My wife said that she tried to close her eyes and didn't look at it, and then she was carried on the operating table by several male doctors (it is estimated that male nurses are needed to carry people), and some people started disinfection and almost smeared all over her body. I don't know how long it took. I don't know how long it took, but I vaguely heard the child crying, as if a doctor had said, girl, everything is fine. Wake up again and go back to the ward.
4. Back to the ward, the most painful moment is coming. With the end of the analgesic pump, the abdominal pain is unbearable. In order to discharge the congestion as soon as possible, the abdominal incision was pressed on the sandbag, and my wife was very strong and just endured without shouting pain. But then a woman who didn't know whether it was a female nurse or a doctor (I wasn't there at the time) came over. My wife said that this man had come, and she lifted the quilt without saying anything. My wife thought she was just looking at the knife edge, but suddenly she pressed it on the knife edge. My wife let out a cry of pain, and the woman asked disapprovingly, "Does it hurt?" "Well, it hurts!" After hearing this, the wife didn't press it again. After she went out, his wife couldn't help crying in pain. I saw my wife crying when I entered the room, so I asked about the situation. I'm furious. I just want to talk to that man. Fortunately, my wife persuaded me and said, maybe people are holding me down like this, but I just can't stand it. People draw blood for me, too. It may be a little rough. Being a doctor is the most troublesome thing. In a rage, I almost had a "hospital medical trouble". Isn't it embarrassing?
In short, in my wife's words, I think I am not a woman after giving birth, but a machine that can be controlled by anyone! Caesarean section impressed my wife so deeply that there are still shadows!
Every woman is not easy, please take care of your wife!
/kloc-I got pregnant in 0/0, and gave birth to the baby at one time. After ten months of hard work, I finally waited for the day of "unloading". It is said that having a baby is like going through the gate of hell, which is not only dangerous, but also extremely painful. But how many people will know that besides, there are all kinds of embarrassing moments in the production process?
Although these are nothing compared with the pain during childbirth, it is still necessary for pregnant mothers who are about to give birth to understand and make psychological preparations to avoid increasing psychological pressure and making the production not smooth.
2. Skin preparation: Before giving birth, the nurse will come to the room and ask you to take off all your pants, then shave off all your pubic hair with a razor and disinfect the vulva with disinfectant. Although it was embarrassing, it was nothing compared with the next few things.
3. Internal inspection: This is the most unbearable thing during delivery, because nurses often come to do "internal inspection" before entering the delivery room. Put two fingers into the vagina or anus to measure the width of the pregnant mother's cervix and whether she can enter the delivery room for delivery, so as not to miss the best delivery time.
However, due to the unbearable pain of pregnant mothers during contractions, some nurses will make pregnant mothers feel even worse if they are not gentle. Therefore, during the internal examination, pregnant mothers should try to relax. After all, internal testing can let you know for the first time whether you can end this difficult waiting time.
4. Enema: Some hospitals will enema some pregnant mothers before delivery, and put some drugs into the anus through pipes to force pregnant mothers to excrete feces. This action is also very embarrassing, and I feel that there is no need to do enema.
In fact, even without constipation, there is still feces accumulation in the human body. If there is a large amount of feces accumulated in the intestine, it may affect the smooth descent and rotation of the fetal head during delivery and hinder the progress of labor. It is also possible that these feces will be squeezed out together during childbirth, so it is easy to pass the bacteria to the baby. Therefore, before production, try to remove the feces in the intestine by enema to reduce the resistance of the birth canal and ensure the baby's health.
5. Incontinence: Even after enema, it is still possible to excrete a small amount of feces or urine during natural delivery, sometimes even more than once. The picture is a little too beautiful to think about. Don't be embarrassed at this time, because doctors are used to something. Therefore, pregnant mothers only need to cooperate with doctors to use appropriate strength, and it is most important to deliver the baby as soon as possible;
6. Lateral perineal incision: the so-called natural delivery. Ten pregnant women had nine lateral incisions and one tear. Although the pregnant mother is very reluctant, in order to prevent perineal tear and let the fetal head drop rapidly, timely lateral incision is beneficial to both mother and baby.
7. Meet a male doctor: It's embarrassing in the process of long-term exposure of private parts, but if you meet a male doctor in this process, it will really make pregnant mothers uncomfortable.
At present, the probability of meeting a male doctor in obstetrics and gynecology is still very small, but many doctors in obstetric anesthesia are male. When doing anesthesia surgery, at least the lower body of the parturient is naked, so it is really extremely embarrassing. However, compared with female anesthesiologists, male doctors are relatively calm when dealing with emergencies, and most of them can keep a rational mind at critical moments to ensure the safety of pregnant mothers and babies.
Therefore, pregnant mothers should try to look on the bright side when facing the embarrassment of childbirth, and then they will feel no.
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