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Talk about a good mood

1, meat is my life, without it, I am a person with incomplete soul.

Not all efforts have paid off, but I don't want to be one of the few accidents.

3. What a man says is like an old lady's teeth, how much is true.

4. If life is a journey, happiness and sadness are two long rails that follow me closely.

You are you, you are unique in the world, and no one can replace you.

6, hand in hand to surround the happiness that will grow up, watch it blossom and turn into a tree, and witness our love.

7, in fact, sometimes I really think too much, not that you don't care about you, but that you don't care about you at all.

8. If you are stingy, you won't be affected by the atmosphere. Eat small losses, so as not to eat big losses.

9. We are all dreamers. The dream has gone, leaving me homesick.

10, it took a long time and finally learned to grow. It's just that those thoughts about you still have nowhere to put them.

1 1. Nobody wants to hear you out, because others have something to say.

12, for a long time, I have no desire to write.

13, I just found out now that there are some things that I desperately want to forget.

14, the only reason to hand in the papers in advance is that the people around you are of no use value.

15, you want a shoulder or a hug when you need warmth.

16, why did you give up treatment? Because I left you the bed.

17. Life is your own drawing board. You can paint it any color you want.

18, when you are really desperate, you can't speak, so silence is a person's biggest cry.

19, sometimes I will giggle all day because of your words.

20. If your misfortune makes others happy, then your misfortune is also a part of happiness.

2 1. The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.

22. Romance is my bounden duty, tenderness is my nature, and love is my precious life nutrient.

We are two sides of the same coin. We will never be apart, but we will never be together.

Giving up doesn't always mean that you are weak, but sometimes it means that you are strong enough to give up.

I want to hug everyone, but I have to warm myself first. Please forgive me.

26, the heart is always occupied by you unconditionally, you said this is our happy agreement.

27. Not every cow has Telunsu, and not every father is Li Gang.

28. Why did you give me a gentle shot when I was about to give up?

29. After two people broke up, one pretended to be happy and the other was really sad.

30. Everyone else likes the Queen so much. Why do you like Sister Rong so much?

3 1, don't say to eat your rotten watermelons, I will have soup for free in Dongda canteen!

32, a threesome, there must be my teacher; Three musketeers, there must be a strong; Love triangle, there must be a wound.

I don't care what others think of me, I care what I think of myself.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face!

35. Now the back of a woman is worth 10 thousand yuan, but the side is cut in half. If they look at the front, they will post 10 thousand yuan upside down I won't do it.

36, my world suddenly began to snow, my god! Please don't comb your hair next to me.

37. You can watch advertisements, but don't buy anything advertised.

38. The first sign of true love is the timidity of a boy and the boldness of a girl.

39. Tell me about you. Learn to be ugly without a diploma. If you are not smart, learn from others' baldness!

40. Because of love, we came together. We will be happy because of love.

4 1, I long for eternity, but it's just the feeling of breaking up.

42. When we were young, we didn't think that we made a mistake in a hurry and missed this life.

43. The alarm clock is the * * of all bedding and bedding, so I have to keep still.

Happiness is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with wealth, age and environment.

45. I don't think you are a qualified friend. You better be my wife!

I miss you day and night, but I can only bury it in my heart.

47. A turtle walked through a pile of excrement, leaving only one footprint on it. Why? Because it holds its nose with one hand.

48. This scene ended in prosperity, but it was not beautiful, nor did it pour out my country, but it poured out all of me.

I am ugly, but I am gentle. I dare to walk in the street.

50. Do all the dark and despicable things with the purest and kindest smile.

5 1, you always have so many perfunctory excuses, what should I believe?

There is only one thing in the world that no one can take away, and that is wisdom.

53. You love me like the reincarnation of an hour hand. After a long journey, I still returned to the original point.

54. Actually, I had a chance to be a rich second generation, but my father didn't cherish it.

55. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

56. People want to go back to childhood and the past just because childhood is too beautiful, too profound and it is too troublesome to grow up.

57. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

58, he can give in addition to the past, and only this one is sorry.

59. Rome was not built in a day, and the three layers of the lower abdomen were not built in a day.

60. We have never learned how to love, let alone how to avoid harm.

6 1, in fact, I have always been very popular: I was liked by everyone when I was a child, and now I am liked by bitches.

62. There are masks hidden in life, and masks also reflect life.

Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

64. The wolf must be rich, and the property price is so high. His home is very big.

All I need is someone who can accompany me no matter how difficult it is.

66. Laughter, a tragedy, crying, a washing utensil, a tableware that doesn't cry or laugh.

67. In his mind, it is as light as putting down a heavy burden.

68. When you don't care about someone, the best attitude is to ignore them.

69. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

70. Life is in bed, you die in bed, and you want to live and die in bed.

7 1, as a foodie, eating does not mean being hungry, just because your mouth is lonely.

72. Now I'm just sad when I'm sad and happy when I'm happy.

73. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come!

74. If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

75. Learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of everything that doesn't belong to you.

76. I forgive you for the last time, just because you are my lover.

77. I don't want to stab you in the heart with a knife. I just want to see if your heart hurts.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

79, eat, I want, thin, I also want, can't have both, and left.

80. I want to give happiness to the people I love. I don't trust others.

8 1, misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, gentle Hang Cheng, makes me sad.

82. Youth is a rush of ignorance, which always leaves wandering wounds.

83. Going to work is like marriage in the old society. If you are unhappy, you must be together.

84, guitar fondle admiringly, cigarettes never fall, promise to row to every tomorrow with the most comfortable trajectory!

85. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

86. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

87. If I am not strong, who can be brave for me? If I am not independent, who can give me support!

88. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.