On Classic Humor (58 Selected Sentences)

2. Warm your eyes with the flower season

3, vicissitudes of life just laughed and cried.

4. Love is a superstition of being in the right place at the right time.

5. Individuals are afraid of loneliness and betrayal.

6. Yuan Yueru is as happy as Yuan.

7, sad minutes, no happy seconds.

It's cloudy, and the shadow doesn't want me.

9. Perhaps heartbreak is the most beautiful appearance of love.

10, can you be a little sad and pretend to be reluctant?

1 1. I can't find the right person if I can't call the door in the unhappy room.

12, melancholy soul lives in melancholy youth.

13, death is not terrible, what is terrible is that you want to die but dare not.

14, living a carefree life casually.

15, love is not to possess a person, but to conquer a heart.

16, people can start from scratch, but not unarmed!

17, you will always be my freeze frame, I am just your passer-by.

18. When will the salary increase? A good song has no ending.

19, the knife rest is around the neck, and no one will think of others.

20. Life was born to me by my mother, and I must live.

2 1, of course not everything changes in the name of love.

22. Maybe love is like a fallen leaf. It seems to be flying, but it is actually falling.

23. The so-called affair means having bread and love and wanting cake.

24. Living in tragedy shows that God has made me constantly strive for self-improvement.

25, don't care about a goal that can't be achieved in a limited time.

The happiest thing in the world is to find that the person you love loves you.

27. If I were a dish, my heart would be a restaurant you can't afford.

Loneliness means that I love her much more than you do, and unrequited love means that you must love her.

I know you don't lie, even if you do, I don't know.

30. The real tears come from the bottom of my heart, and the eyes are just an exit.

3 1, tears are a gift from you, and the address is not very happy.

32. As time goes by, the plaque of youth hangs in my memory.

33. I compressed you in my memory, but I couldn't find a way to decompress you.

The people who know you best are not your friends, but your enemies.

If we are not afraid of others picking up a lot of things, we will throw them away.

36. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you miss?

37. I measure myself with time. Then criticize your shallowness and arrogance.

38. Everyone has a wound in his heart, and that is where the sky falls.

39. divorce is like amputation. You survived, but what did you lose?

40. Time has quietly crushed behind me, and the scar on the route you left is spreading.

4 1. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

42. Don't do anything wrong, throw dirty water on yourself, and my sister keeps it for flushing the toilet.

43. I am not your dog. You don't need to look at your face to get the bones I want.

44. Love is like a trip. If it's different, it's a different journey.

45. Is it warm winter or cold winter this year? Experts say it won't be evaluated until the end of winter.

46. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because one hand holds the cup and washes the dishes.

47. Making love always happens suddenly. Only destroying love requires careful calculation.

48. What are we afraid of? We came into this world with no intention of going back alive!

49, affectionate romance needs qualified men to do! ! Love is a luxury that most people can't afford!

50. The difference between genius and genius is that no matter what it is, genius may actually be like this. . .

5 1, the relationship between love and people may be like a whip and a top pulled up. It makes it move, it makes it miserable.

52. Perseverance is not enough in your career. Persistence is a choice. If you find the right direction, there is hope of success.

53. Love is like cold air. When you think the sunshine is as warm as spring, it will always attack you suddenly and make you unprepared.

Sometimes, I feel that what belongs to you is actually very fragile, just like leaves and trees, a gust of wind doesn't matter.

55. Some pasts are always just one person. If you think of it as two people, it is a mental burden that neither you nor I can bear.

56. Love is like cold air. When you think the sunshine is as warm as spring, it will always attack you suddenly and make you unprepared.

57. In those days, I said goodbye to my parents and went to Shanghai alone. Where did my dream of working die? My mind is full of new certificates. Money is not earned, people are not married, and the temple falls first. Who knows that in this life, the heart is in the inner circle and the body is old.

58. The most handsome person in the world is my aunt. She can come whenever she wants, and she won't come if she doesn't want to. If she doesn't come, you will die. If she comes, you will die. You have to bear it silently whether she comes or not. Admit it, listen to your aunt and be a good girl.