Tik Tok's most popular humorous copy collection 3

1, it is polite to give you face, and it is reasonable not to give you face.

2. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

Youth is running wildly, and then it is falling luxuriantly.

Although giving up won't kill you, you won't give up even if you die.

I have two hobbies, static and dynamic. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

6. If you don't chat with me, are you afraid that I will steal your expression pack?

7. The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.

8. Every time I quarrel with others, when I lie in bed, I know how to scold at that time.

9. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

10, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!

1 1, sleepy all year round, only lying in bed is the most awake.

12. When there are few girls, it is actually a hooligan behavior for girls to say that they are cold.

13, don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.

14, there are always some people around me who laugh funnier than me.

15. A woman's prince may be another woman's frog.

16, I have been suffering from insomnia recently. Until I went to bed last night, the quilt cover was turned upside down. Usually the foot cover covers your face, and then you pass out!

17, autumn. I should go shopping when I open my closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

18, I tried to close the refrigerator door slowly and see when the lights went out.

19, falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his nose.

20. When I met you, I realized that dinosaurs could actually reappear.