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I won't comfort people, but I can share silence.

1, heartbroken, calm, tired, uneasy, heartbroken, lost.

Being drunk is not an excuse for me to tell you, but I don't even have an excuse when I'm not drunk.

I was so affectionate and scarred that I finally learned to be heartless.

I won't comfort people, but I can share silence.

6. We are all just a dust in the world, which can be dissipated when the wind blows.

It's a pity that the night is too cold, and I wander alone, but the song is too short and there is no one to accompany me all night.

8. You only pay attention to your brother's hesitation. Have you noticed that I feel sorry for you?

I touch my tears every night. Why is the world so hypocritical to me?

10, full of thorns, others will take care of your feelings. You are so soft that everyone wants to rub it. How comfortable.

1 1, do you take his concern for you as like again?

12, you said you would protect her forever, so I wandered around alone.

13, from one person to two people and then to one person, only oneself remains unchanged.

14, reality and disappointment are asleep, leaving only loneliness to follow closely.

Patient: I just ate one secretly. Is my blood sugar high?

There is a patient, and the doctor told him that you have hepatitis C, so pay attention to your health! Patient: No cookies! Doctor: Yes, it's all found out! Patient: I hid it so well that you found it? Doctor: That's right, so I hope you pay attention to your health. Patient: I just ate one secretly. Is my blood sugar high? doctor ...

A motorcyclist likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived. . . Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK. . . One, two, push. It's back. Officer A: Well, I'm not breathing. ...

A person, wearing a three-piece suit, went on a date with a girl. Suddenly the wind blew, and the girl said, honey, I'm a little cold. Hearing this, the boy took off his coat and threw it on the ground! Step on one foot and say to the girl: it's cold together! Who wears whose grandson!

My boyfriend said that I finally experienced the feeling of being rich today, which is really fucking cool. He went to a small supermarket and bought a bottle of water. There was a doll machine at the door, so he took ten dollars to play. When 10 came out, two or three children stared at him and said, "It's really rich. . . Rich. . "

The girl confessed to the boy and was cruelly rejected by the boy: "Unless you are the last woman in the world ..." Frustrated, she began to hate life, overeating and became a super fat man ... Later, the boy finally came together with her. The boy gently stroked her big belly and said softly, "I didn't expect you to really do it and become the thickest woman in the world."

Hanging out with my boyfriend in the park, he secretly kissed my colleague when no one was around, and went out on a date with his boyfriend yesterday. Do we all inquire about the sweetness of yesterday after work? Colleagues complain that they know what a stupid head is! It turned out that they drove to a river. The man stopped the car and mysteriously told his colleagues that he would take you to play some comfortable and economical games and drive to the seaside. Colleagues exclaimed, are you sure you want to be here? The man took out a car brush from the trunk and handed it to his colleague, saying that washing the car on a hot day was more comfortable and saved money.

Go to the internet cafe to surf the internet, next to a primary school student. Suddenly, he whispered to another student next to him, my father is coming, and I am hiding under the table. You sit here and block me. As a result, an uncle came, walked around and left. At this time, the child came out and suddenly shouted to his classmates, "I am hiding under the table, and you don't ask me to watch the game." All my heroes are dead. As a result, my father grabbed it back by ear. "

The old lady deposited $500,000 in Manhattan Bank. The president was received in the VIP room. PRESIDENT: Your life savings? Old lady: Where? I gamble for a living, and every time I gamble, I win. I just won! President: "Impossible!" Old lady: "Then take a gamble. There will be a triangular birthmark on your ass tomorrow morning. It is this 500,000 gambling! " "The President became suspicious, looked at a bag of cash and decided to gamble. After the old lady left, the president went home and checked in the mirror several times. There was no birthmark until he agreed to go to the VIP room the next day. The old lady arrived early and stood next to a well-dressed lawyer. Old lady: Today, the lawyer testified to check your ass. The President: "There is really no birthmark, let alone a triangle. "Then take off your pants and let them check your ass. . . The old lady looked at it: "Sure enough, I lost. At this moment, the lawyer was livid and kept banging his head against the wall. The president was frightened. Lawyer: She just bet me 1.5 million that you would take off your pants and show her your ass! Revelation: If one party's stakeholders can't make you profitable, then introduce the other party and even subsidize this party together with the other party! So that funds can flow in the transaction structure of the business model.

A friend opened a leisure bar in college. Today, he is very busy in the shop. Suddenly someone came to him and said, brother, someone called you names. He got angry when he heard it, but he didn't provoke anyone or scold me at ordinary times. I just heard that idiot say that my sister-in-law called you a fool. . .

When I was in college, I slept in a small iron bed, bunk beds. In the girls' dormitory, many girls are in love. What's more, my roommate's boyfriend sneaked into the girls' dormitory ... Over time, I don't think so ... but ... can you imagine the feeling of being awakened by an iron bed in the upper bunk in the middle of the night? Like a boat drifting in a storm ...

At home, I was beaten by my mother for being naughty. I met an old man outside when I escaped from home. The old man looked at me and said, "Hey, how old are the children now?" I was annoyed when I heard it: "Grandpa, look clearly, this is a slipper mark ..."

A sad heart.

This belongs to me and you, but now I'm the only one left. There was so much sweetness and eternity in the past, and now I'm the only one left with those pasts.

I don't know when you will think of it again, or forget it forever.

She should be much gentler around you than me.

I will only bother you and rely on you for everything.

I can't do anything without you now.

The so-called growth is just a lie made up to let you start a new life with peace of mind.

I said, if you don't love me, I won't bother you anymore.

This is not to say that I don't love you, but that I love you so much until you leave me, and I don't want to make you unhappy.

If you choose her, it will make you happier.

I can only choose to hold on to my memories.

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There is a sunflower in my heart.

There is a big sunflower in my heart, like an ocean of flowers, I miss you. Forgive me for not saying anything. You have warmed my heart. Like the blue of the ocean and the blue of the sky, it gently covers my heart, gently. Look at the words on the screen and enjoy the feelings contained in each language. Life is simple. Just thinking. Simple love. This kind of happiness may be simple to do. When people are young. Always like this. I like to define everything as a lifetime. Commitment is really a beautiful thing. There will always be a time. Bend everything into a circle. No matter how you break free. Can't escape the invisible shackles. The world you see in your eyes is beautiful.

When I miss you, I will write your name on white paper. One stroke at a time, one stroke at a time. I drew very heavily, and the heavy painting finally cut the paper. Please forgive me, I want to put you in my heart, so that I will never forget the same thing. I also want to put my heart in your name, so that we can be related for life. I began to be lonely for a long time, and suddenly I began to be lively, like a flower. You know, I hope I can warm you forever. So you won't stay up all night in the dark and look at the lonely sky until the sun appears. Dear, with me in the future, you will no longer be afraid to take care of yourself. Everything is beautiful, and we will keep going like this. Do you believe it?

Take a walk together, morning and evening. Wait together and pick flowers in the morning. I want someone to accompany me to think about that year after many years. Afraid of leaving alone, afraid that there will be only one person left in the end. Dear, if tomorrow is the end of the world, I hope to be with you. I told you about the fleeting time, and you took me to see the beautiful scenery. Let's comfort each other and not quarrel. The moment I fell in love with you. My soul is guided by you. Say no matter how hard or tired. Go ahead and don't look back. I shuttled through the crowd, looking for you. My humble soul will always remember you. Honey, you know how much I miss you.

I don't want too much. Dress me when I'm cold, and put your hand in your pocket to keep me warm when your hands are cold. Say I love you every day. My friend Wang said, I hope you are happy. Then I was really happy when I was moved.

I always wonder what I can give you. Good for you again, good for you again, good for you again. Or let me stay with you all the time. Even if I can't try, I will follow your light, burn myself and overthrow myself. I want to be illuminated by you, too. I'm thinking that I should be sober every day with you, and then try to remember this feeling, at least I can't live like before. I want to try to remember your appearance, just like people use bad lines: even if you are not together, you should be the same as when you are together.

As if that day. No one can live in my heart anymore. Against you. As if that second. I saw our happiness.

I am looking forward to it. You will never leave.

I dare not ask for anything more. I can still speak and write. Dear, please love me.