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What do you want to do on a one-year date?

1, the time that you and I get together is so short, I want to stop at that moment and let you and I never part.

2. If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

I was lucky to meet you once. After two sleepless nights, I miss you. I miss you at both ends for three days. I only dreamed about you for four days and four nights. My heart is full of you. If this continues, I will lose my health and send you a text message. I hope I can understand my mind!

4, kiss hands, love forever; Kiss your face, and you will never get tired of watching it; Kiss your eyes and discharge for you; Kissing, honey talk is endless; Kiss Valentine's Day, baby, love you forever.

5. Life is short, and I am willing to make mistakes with you.

If you don't leave, I will stay with you all the time.

7, homework you don't stick to me, we really don't fit, I have found a girlfriend, her name is mobile phone.

8. "Don't think that you don't have to study because you look good."

9. The most precious thing in the world is not what I can't get and what I lose, but the happiness I have now.

10, I am a word, you are a music score, and we are a harmonious song, a match made in heaven, and husband and wife sing together!

1 1, I heard that the most vulnerable place for animals is the heart of their lover.

12, I hope your eyes can only see a smile, I hope every tear you shed is touching, and I hope every dream you have in the future is not empty! Being loved is very happy, but I wish you a happy life.

13, you are my favorite person, my life exists because of you, and my life is wonderful because of you. I am willing to be by your side forever, accompany you through every minute of your life, and let us join hands in this life.

14, Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

15, may the fire of your sincere love, like the rising sun, grow stronger with the passage of time; Let more water not go out, and the flood will not be flooded! Happy first anniversary of your marriage!

16, may your descendants worship God! May you teach your descendants according to the teaching and warning of the Lord; So do yourselves, and do the will of the Lord!

17, I want to love you, wholeheartedly, for life.

18, keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which attracted me most at the beginning.

19, I want to talk about a love that will never break up, stumbling, sunset, and growing old together.