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A classic comedy of lack of money. Talk about super humor. Where are the children's shoes that feel short of money

1, when you think I don't deserve you, it's just that I'm short of money.

2, I ... lack sleep, money, love and brains ... The only thing I don't lack is not lack of meat ~ ~ ~

You said you were short of money, so I gave you 10 and he gave you 100. You say he loves you more than I do, but you don't know that I only have 10 yuan, and he has 500 yuan.

4, melodramatic and pretentious, roaring and depressing, all stem from lack of money and love.

Lack of money is like chronic rhinitis. We can't finish our fate with poverty in a day or two, so let's continue to have no money with peace of mind.

6. Thinking about these two months of study, I feel that I have not gained much and my future is bleak. I am also the owner who needs money badly. How can I live if I can't earn money for a year?

7. All affectation, forced growling and depression are due to lack of money and love.

8, lack of money, lack of money, no money, the money for graduation dinner can not afford.

9. I'm in a hurry for money recently. I remembered that I still had 1 10,000 yen and 100 Australian dollars at home, and then I thought of the depreciation of the yen. My heart almost collapsed and my heart was stuffed.

10, it's raining outside, and someone came out to shoot. It is estimated that they need money badly.

1 1. Where can I find children's shoes that feel short of money ~ ~

12, the country is short of money, enterprises are short of money, people are short of money, and everyone runs to the stock market. Will there be a so-called slow bull in this stock market?

13, thank you for thinking of me, even when you are short of money.

14, all bad emotions are nothing more than gaining weight, lack of money and no object.

15, I had dinner late this afternoon, and I didn't have the strength to fold tin foil. I didn't expect the ghost to press the bed at noon. Underground money is really urgent.

16, people say that nothing can be solved with money, but what happens in your world is only because of lack of money.

17. Are there any children who are particularly short of money recently?

18, all the bad emotions are nothing more than being fat in exams, having no object and lacking money. "

19, all the bad emotions come from exams, weight gain, lack of partners and lack of money.

20, pinch a finger, if there is no accident, I have no money for the New Year this year.

2 1, yes, I am a rich second generation. I am not short of money or friends, but I really need you. I can't live without you.

22. Are you short of money? If you are short of money, go to the ATM opposite to sing. Because you sang, the ATM threw up. Ha ha.

23. Ink will never make money. I never force anyone to join just because you make money. I provide a platform for your class. You come to consult, which means that you are short of money but don't want to invest.

24. All my bad moods are nothing more than being fat in exams, having no company and being short of money.