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Speak ostentatiously

Talk about showing off

With the rapid development of online and virtual social interaction, more and more people like to post stories online and share their anecdotes and daily life. Don't you always know how to organize the language when you speak? The following is my show-off for your reference only. Welcome to read.

1, [Love you without showing off others can't learn.

I hate those people who ask for gifts at Christmas and then show off that they have many gifts there.

3, Tanabata has a partner, you are showing off your letter and splitting you into a bridge between cowherd and weaver girl!

Brother, please don't show off your yellowing history in front of others.

I don't want to show off my lover here, because I love it too much and don't want to share it with anyone.

6. At sixteen, what qualifications do you have to show off the pride you should have at thirty?

7. You are so proud, why don't you take off your clothes and show off.

8. We don't show off or compare with others.

9. I never show off your goodness because I dare not have it.

10 When I was still showing off your dependence and my happiness, I was silently eliminated by you.

1 1, in fact, some people are really funny. Wow, I found an idiot and showed off every day. Son, you can wash and sleep.

12. Thinking about Valentine's Day is just a way to show off happiness, that's all.

13, the most important thing for a man to show off is to make his beloved woman laugh for a lifetime; What women admire most is to let the man they love want to run home whenever they have time.

14. When a bitch shows off her figure, you should say: So shameless, so heartless, is it normal to lose weight?

15, you said that your pixel is so low, and you are still showing me off here.

16, irony, mistress, are you here to show off to me? Sorry, you don't deserve it.

17, after you let go of my hand, I will stand in front of you and listen to you. At first you were helpless and didn't want to answer with a smile. Do you dare to prove it with death?

18, bloody sheets are just showing off the passion of the night @ Red cheeks are just telling the shyness of the night @

19, I just like to see those who show off your love and friendship and end up with nothing.

20. Bitch, don't show off how much your man loves you in front of me.

2 1, showing off without reply is nothing more than dressing up in the dark.

22. Copying other people's signatures is not to show off, not to brag, not to make others worship you and think you are a philosopher, but because this sentence misses you very much.

I still remember showing off having you with other girls.

24. Will you show me off to your friends as a doll after dinner?

25. I'm in love with you. You can show off. If I leave, where do you have the capital to say love?

26. [You are awesome and crazy. Good luck, but don't come to me to brag just because you don't have that qualification. In ten years, you will be like an abandoned dog]

27, mistress is cheap, and will only rely on other people's boyfriends to show off that unnecessary capital.

28. Don't show off the happiness of you and your dog like labor and capital.

29. My classmate recently bought a Taishan Zhai machine to show off its long standby time of 100 days. Then one day, there was no electricity. Let's take a closer look at the box of the mobile phone, which says "super long"

I hate people who show off their wealth. I never show off what mobile phone I use or where I travel. I come from iPhone8S 164G local gold diamond bulletproof VIP customer micro.

3 1, don't be so funny. I won't show off my wounds.

32, I want to be a good boy, don't cry, don't make trouble, don't show off.