A short, funny and funny copy

1. Is there a kind person who can lend me 50 for a snack? I am not a liar. The liar will say I will pay it back tomorrow, but I won't.

2. Today, I suddenly found out that junior high school love died from changing seats, senior high school died from placement, and college died from graduation, but I am not. Up to now, I have no face to fall in love and die of looks.

Losing weight is actually very simple. You should exercise hard every day, don't eat greasy food, and stick to it day after day and year after year. When you look in the mirror again, you will find that plastic surgery is more important to you than losing weight.

I think Snow White's fate is bumpy because there are too many villains around her.

Staying up late is a chronic suicide. Why do you stay up late? The thought of so many people committing suicide with me makes me feel that it is worthwhile to die.

6. After school today, I bought an ice cream and ate it on the bus home. My little brother next to me watched me eat ice cream. The younger brother turned to pull his mother's clothes and said, Mom, I want to eat ice cream, too. Then I heard my mother say and replied, son, stop it. I want to eat, too

7. If I am in love, it doesn't matter if I am late; If I get rich, please do it now!

8. When you are in love, let your boyfriend cook and wash dishes to make money. Girls should work harder, eat, drink and be merry, and buy in buy buy.

9. At that time, the teacher told us: Work hard, Tsinghua Peking University is waving to you. I learned later that it was really a wave, but it means that if you leave, you can stay in your cool place.

10. Some people review and learn new things like Confucius; Some people review the sky like a goddess; I look back like Columbus discovered the New World.

1 1. The ideal love is like this: dead vines, fish and shrimp for dinner, hot mobile phone cantaloupe, sunset, you are ugly, nothing, I am blind!

12. My friend said that I have a double chin, which is caused by frequent brushing of my mobile phone. Since then, every time I brush my mobile phone, I always look up. Unexpectedly, a month later, I had a tattoo on my head.

13. Do you think this is the bottom of life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall.

14. When I was poor, I thought I would be happy if I had money. When I really have money, I find that having money is not just happiness. This is simply the happiness of being drunk and dreaming.

15. Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person at school, but now I am a good person. This is what the girls told me.

16. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully.

17. People who like you will tell you that I took a shower, and then they will say that I have finished washing. People who don't like you say that I will die in the bathroom if I take a shower.

18. I met a father and daughter on the road. The daughter sat in the back seat of her father's battery car and cried and said, "Dad, I am so ugly. He doesn't like me. " Dad said, "No, no matter how ugly you are, you are dad's daughter!" " "Suddenly, I felt all kinds of smells in my heart, took out my mobile phone and sent a short message to my father, saying," Dad, I am so ugly! " "As a result, my father replied," Nothing, my father is ugly ... "

19. Whenever I am ready to study hard, the world becomes wonderful and any troubles can deeply attract me.

20. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

2 1. Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? I'm telling you, all this is true!

22. My parents are always worried about my spending money indiscriminately, but they are not worried about whether I have money to spend.

23. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby.

24. Every weekend when I hesitate to sleep in, I yell at myself three times: Are you poor? Are you poor? Are you poor? Usually this can motivate yourself at once, and then bravely continue to sleep in order to save money for a meal!