Family prose of children and grandchildren and longevity noodles.

My husband lives in a small place at the foot of a mountain, and there are quite a few strange things!

Although the place is small, there are many family rules and customs in our ancestors. Although the sparrow is small and complete, my family lives near the county seat and there are not so many old rules.

On my wedding night, relatives and friends who made trouble in the new house gave me a difficult problem to test my IQ. The guests have all left, leaving only a few sisters-in-law and aunts in the room, saying good wishes to us!

I'm relieved. We are all a family, and of course they won't give me any trouble. While my tight nerve line was buffering, my sister-in-law brought me a bowl of jiaozi and a bowl of noodles. I am very happy, or my sister-in-law knows that I am distressed, that I didn't eat well at dinner, and sent me a midnight snack.

She handed me jiaozi and gave her husband noodles. Actually, I like noodles, but the new owner is embarrassed to say that he can eat anything, just fill his stomach.

I picked up the chopsticks to clamp jiaozi, hey! Why does this bowl of jiaozi come in different sizes? A big drop is several times larger than a small drop. What's the custom? So I wrapped the big water drop and saw some small jiaozi inside, and the stuffing inside was not ripe. How to eat this? Let's have a small one.

Just as I was about to put jiaozi in my mouth, my sister-in-law looked at me and smiled. She asked loudly, "Sisao, why don't you eat a big one?" I'm not familiar with this answer.

Menstruation took over: "Is Jiaozi born?" I replied, "raw, not at all."

Haha, everyone in the room burst into laughter. Look, the new wife said she gave birth. Sister-in-law joked: "Life, life, energetic life!" Give him a nest of eight drops! "

This is a bad thing. I'm trapped. I was fooled by them! This is really outnumbered!

Husband only cares about eating noodles without saying a word, just as people say: his mouth is blocked by rice, eat one!

Mother-in-law heard that the pot was boiling at home, so she brought a bowl of noodles in to help me relieve my hunger. She smiled and said, "What a wonderful birth! After giving birth to children, the days after marriage are as high as sesame blossoms, and there are many daughters and sons! The daughter-in-law eats a bowl of longevity noodles, and the husband and wife love each other for a hundred years. Give a red envelope to your children and grandchildren and wrap it up quickly! "

I said politely, "thank you, mom, for your red envelope!" " "

Mother-in-law smiled and said, "It's all a family, it's all a family! I'm happy to pay. My family has imported it today! Big deal, big deal! "

Everyone in the house made a scene, shouting for her mother-in-law's red envelope. She said happily, "All, all! Every chef has a big candy bag. Everyone has been busy for several days. Come and eat a bowl of descendants jiaozi. "

Aunt's mother-in-law said, "Old man, will you ask our bitch to eat jiaozi, and will the younger generation eat it?" ! Our daughter-in-law was married by this generation. What descendants, jiaozi, longevity noodles, are all my old sisters. No one will be the daughter-in-law of the major general in the next life. This skill! When these old antiques can't do it, let's see who will take this class. "

After listening to her aunt's words, her mother-in-law came with a surprise: "Easy to talk, easy to talk! Don't worry, your aunt, today is my old son's wedding, or it will be over! All four daughters-in-law are here today. Tonight, let's talk about why we should wrap jiaozi and longevity noodles for our children and grandchildren. Let's have a good look at this gift and talk about how to operate it. Listen up, everyone! "

My mother-in-law shouted, "Give me a bowl of water. What can I say when my mouth is dry? " Sister-in-law brought a bowl of hot water

Mother-in-law took a few sips, and then began to speak:

According to my wife, the bride and groom must eat jiaozi and longevity noodles on their wedding night. I hope the young couple will grow old together and have a full house of children and grandchildren. In my previous life, my family was poor, so I could only make a bowl of jiaozi, a descendant of longevity noodles. If I didn't do it, I wouldn't have children, and no one wants to have no children! Handed down from generation to generation, it has become a custom. It is such a simple truth.

Having said that, I have to tell my sisters how to cook these two meals!

I'll tell you how to make longevity noodles: pour a bowl of noodles into a basin, beat a raw egg, add warm water to make the noodles hard, knead the dough into a round shape, roll it into a thin round dough sheet, stick a kitchen knife on one side of the dough sheet, drop it in circles, and cut it round and round until it reaches the middle of the dough sheet, and the longevity noodles will be completely cut into a dough sheet, which cannot be broken in the middle. Noodles should be cooked in jiaozi, descendants.

Jiaozi's practice is also very simple. The specific method is: live a bowl of noodles without adding eggs and warm water, divide the dough into three kinds of flour agents, with chopped green onion and lean meat as dumpling stuffing, and wrap jiaozi with the smallest edge in jiaozi and jiaozi with the smallest edge in jiaozi. The largest drop package is jiaozi, and the medium size is three jiaozi. Wrap jiaozi, such as boiling jiaozi water in a pot, and cooking longevity noodles with jiaozi. When the noodles are cooked with jiaozi, the noodles are fished out and put in one bowl for the groom, and jiaozi fished out and put in another bowl for the bride. Big jiaozi should be placed under Central jiaozi for fear that the new wife will not eat it. Why do you pack three medium jiaozi? That's the truth.

Being jiaozi is so learned that he can't do it. Raw fish into the bowl, boiled bad luck! The person who sent the offspring of Jiaozi must be a sister-in-law or a brother-in-law. If you want others in the village to pay for what you don't have at home, you have to give them money, and you can't borrow the blessings of future generations. People who have sex still have to ask: Newly-married wife: Is sex raw? She didn't say anything, so she asked the third sentence of the second sentence until the new wife said she was born. If you don't ask this sentence, you won't get the money, and you have to ask your new wife and mother-in-law to scold you for being clumsy and doing nothing well. The next day, people in the village said you were a loser who ate snacks. This job is a difficult role to sing. The same person who cooks jiaozi has a heavy burden. When jiaozi cooks, the mother-in-law and son-in-law of the new wife are unhappy and feel unlucky, so they can't get the first money. Later, people said that she didn't work well, she had nothing to eat and could do nothing! This is a stinking process. Which family will have such a good job in the future, but it is not her turn. This time it will be notorious!

When her mother-in-law finished, she smiled: "Have the daughters-in-law remembered it? I told you everything I wanted to know. Guys, have you all remembered? I won't fight for another wedding! Enjoy happiness! "

Aunt's mother-in-law took over and said, "Look how beautiful your mother-in-law is. Now she is a weasel sitting in a windmill, shaking! " "

My mother-in-law smiled and said, "It's all your fault. Look at my chatterbox. Once it is opened, it can't be pulled up. I played tricks on my new wife! Ha ha! Stop it, let's all rest! If you don't go, it's time for jiaozi to melt soup from his stomach! Everyone gave a handful of sugar, and then a sweet mouth. I hope the young couple have everything, and the girls and boys will have a table together. Aunties and nephews have nothing to say, they are also beautiful and filial to their parents-in-law! "

Every word of my mother-in-law rhymes well!

My husband's family has many old rules. I'll tell my friends again when I have the chance!