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The boyfriend's birthday chatter is short and naughty.

1, from male girlfriends to couples to friends, all this came too fast and went too fast because I didn't cherish it.

2. After I get sick, I will always be the first to visit, care for myself and stay with me, because I am the best friend.

3, occasionally angry, even if you don't say sorry, you will soon make up, because you are girlfriends.

All the reliable friends of the opposite sex I know are working relationships and can't be touched. The unreliable friends of the opposite sex you know, like you, have no skin and no face, and you can't touch them.

It's almost my birthday, I'm one year old. How time flies! But I still seem to be where I am!

6, don't always think who is cold, maybe people just don't want to tease you.

7. I have a bad mouth. I especially don't mind eating soft rice. I eat hard when I am soft here. I like boyfriends.

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. There is only one you in the world. Even if no one knows how to appreciate it, you should love yourself and be yourself.

9. It's your birthday again. I wish you a happy life. This is a new beginning. I wish you a solid body. Make a new wish and hope that our friendship will last forever.

10, I don't think boys understand why two good friends have to go to the toilet together. Actually, I don't know where to start. Maybe we just want to giggle together. Maybe we just want to walk together and tell some jokes that we are afraid of forgetting in an instant. In other words, we are simply afraid to leave each other for a short time.

1 1, a heartbeat is better than a hundred touches.

12, I wanted to fuck you the first time I saw you. Sven people call this love at first sight.