85 most popular funny sentences in Tik Tok.

First, don't be infatuated with your brother. Sister-in-law will hit you.

Second, money is not a problem, but I have no money.

Third, learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

Fourth, I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

A man is a dog, whoever has the ability will take it away.

Six, don't give my sister discharge, your brother has a caller ID.

I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

Eight, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

9. What stars are there in your eyes? It's all gum.

Ten, people who love me will have money, and those who don't love me will move bricks.

When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

I haven't eaten breakfast since the summer vacation.

Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

Fourteen, Tanabata, do you have any good boyfriends to recommend?

Fifteen, want the so-called good: please put down the so-called face.

Sixteen, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.

Eighteen, although you have a husband, what's wrong with having one more?

Nineteen, youth is crazy running, and then gorgeous falling.

Twenty, the class time is like a Fu Nan battery, one section is longer than six.

You are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

Twenty-three, if you have money, you will wear perfume, and if you have no money, you will wear toilet water.

Twenty-four, stand up when you fall, change your posture and fall again.

Twenty-five, ugliness is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.

Twenty-six, others have gone to the South Wall, and I must earn a lot of money to repair the South Wall.

Twenty-seven, even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say, damn it!

Twenty-eight, how to transfer the money in the brain to the bank card, wait online, hurry!

29. I want to touch you If you disagree, you can kiss me back.

My love world is a slum, and yours is a tall building.

Thirty-one, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

Students nowadays are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

Skipping class is a person's happiness, and attending class is a group of people's loneliness.

I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

35. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos. I'm afraid I'll be surprised if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

Thirty-six, you are the first uneasy song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

37. Finding a boyfriend is not very demanding. Don't talk to girls.

Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

Thirty-nine, did you throw up three times after you were born, and only caught it twice?

Forty, it's so cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

Forty-one, don't ask me what the criteria for being handsome are, okay? Look at me and you will know!

Forty-two years, after studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself.

Forty-three, for the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

Forty-four, it is chopsticks that can't be put down, but the bed that can't get out.

Forty-five, you did badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

Forty-six, why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

Forty-seven, people are divided into groups, which is why my list is so beautiful.

It's great that you have a boyfriend. Now I only have one rival in love!

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

There used to be a hide-and-seek company, but the boss hasn't found it yet.

5 1. Mom says you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

52. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

53. I am a principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

Fifty-four, the so-called true love is when two people are so ugly, and they are worried that the other person will be taken away.

Fifty-five, the little girl was incompetent and didn't mean to offend her son. My son can allow me to offend my life.

56. It doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

57. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

Fifty-eight, whether you are doing well or not, others don't know, but everyone knows when you gain weight.

Actually, looks are not important. The most important thing in love is feeling. I have no feeling for ugly things.

60. I have lost a lot of blood, and you are black and blue in math equations.

Sixty-one, I didn't expect a person to be so naive. It's really stupid and naive!

Sixty-two, my mobile phone has been dropped so many times, but I think my height saved it.

Sixty-three, every time I see you eating pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

64. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

Sixty-five, toss a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the opposite side, get up and do your homework.

If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

I tried to close the refrigerator door slowly to see when the light went out.

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

Sixty-nine, let's break up. In fact, I never told you that I copied the love letter from the next-door class Xiaohong.

Seventy, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I endured it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

Seventy-one, a holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only have a look, but also look around.

Seventy-two, whenever I see someone pretending, I always bow my head silently. It's not that I have good quality, it's that I look for bricks.

Seventy-three, people who have been dissatisfied with their hairstyles and figures have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a matter of face.

Seventy-four, the little match girl polished the last match, but she didn't light the cigarette in her mouth at last.

Seventy-five, find a friend, find a boyfriend, kiss, hold hands and have a baby at night.

Seventy-six, I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and my blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.

Seventy-seven, texting in class, the feeling of being scared with your neck hooked, only those who have experienced it can understand it.

Seventy-eight, two people together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding, such as: you ignore me, I will ignore you.

It's windy outside today and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

Eighty, you add me, don't chat with me, don't praise me, don't hook up with me. Are you looking for opportunities to plot against me?

What if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

Eighty-two, others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

2000 a month, I feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I'm still single, and I'm afraid to have a girlfriend because I'm afraid my girlfriend will try to get my money.

84. When you grow up, you don't have enough food and oil when you are sad. Now you can go to the kitchen and serve yourself noodles while crying. Don't forget to add two poached eggs.

Eighty-five, I called the cleaner to clean the house, and my aunt came in to wear a shoe cover. I quickly said: no, no, just step in! Aunt cleaning: No, I'm afraid I'll get my shoes dirty.