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Kneel down and call for people who are familiar with Gintama.............................
.Chapter 01: No one with curly hair is a bad guy
.Chapter 02: Pet owners should take the responsibility to take care of their pets until the end
. Chapter 03: JUMP is often released on Saturdays, so be careful.
. Chapter 04: No one can satisfy anyone who makes a good first impression
. Chapter 05: Making friends We need to make friends with people who can still call each other nicknames even when they become old people
. Chapter 06: If you have time to be terrorists, you might as well go for a walk after eating
.Chapter 07: Once you make a promise, you must keep it even to the death
Chapter 08: There is only a thin line between perseverance and persistence
Chapter 09: When fighting You should punch beautifully
. Chapter 10: Eat something sour when you are tired
. Chapter 11: A meatball that is out of shape is no longer a meatball, idiot
.Chapter 12: All the bad girls across the country go home on time
.Chapter 13: All dirty things are born in the toilet
.Chapter 14: If you want to cosplay, you have to be together
.Chapter 15: Dare to touch the frog is a strange condition for becoming a real man
.Chapter 16: Be careful Think about it, life only feels long after you become an uncle! How terrible! !
. Chapter 17: Pretend to be drunk even if you are not drunk and take the opportunity to take off your boss’s wig
. Chapter 18: If you are a man, you must catch swordfish
.Chapter 19: What idols do is actually the same as you guys
Chapter 20: Things resemble their masters
.Chapter 21: The kid with longer hair The more annoying
. Chapter 22: Although stress is the cause of baldness, deliberately avoiding stress will cause stress. In the end, we still can’t do anything
. Chapter 23 : Just wash your armpits, just wash your armpits
. Chapter 24: Let’s talk about your courage in the past with added insults! Just stand up, stand up.
. Chapter 25: Those of you who say "kawaii~" every time, don't you think you are also "kawaii~"?
. Chapter 25 Chapter 26: Even if you forget your underwear when traveling, don’t forget UNO
. Chapter 27: Just smile when you are troubled
. Chapter 28: Ah, as expected, it’s still the same I am the best in my family
. Chapter 29: Can I review for the exam by listening to music? Turn it off, kid.
. Chapter 30: It’s not the bad people who cause trouble, they are People with excess energy
. Chapter 31: The so-called parent-child resemblance is full of annoying things
. Chapter 32: Why is the sea water so astringent? Isn’t it because you city dwellers urinate while swimming?
.Chapter 33: Be careful with the belt conveyor
.Chapter 34: Guys with serious low self-esteem can do big things
.Chapter 35: No need to panic! Isn’t there a clearance sale?
Chapter 36: Don’t be shy, just raise your hand and report
.Chapter 37: Stop the rampage!
.Chapter 38: Shemales know both the stupidity of men and the cunning of women
.Chapter 39: There must be something hidden under the cute appearance
.Chapter 40: Marriage is about making mistakes last a lifetime
.Chapter 41: Are matsutake mushrooms really that delicious? Think about it
. Chapter 42: Catch the dream with your fist
. Chapter 43: Manly Romance
. Chapter 44: Knife What cannot be cut off
.Chapter 45: Blessings never come in pairs, misfortunes never come alone
.Chapter 46: Horrible spoiled delicacy
.Chapter 47 : Read the newspapers and TV carefully
. Chapter 48: People with evil intentions are often eloquent
. Chapter 49: I used a toilet with automatic cleaning once. I will never be used to other toilets again
.Chapter 50: Only inadvertent things are the hardest to forget
.Chapter 51: Life passes by like a conveyor belt
.Chapter 52: The park is Belongs to children
. Chapter 53: Will worries disappear with the New Year’s bell? It’s better to be open-minded.
. Chapter 54: If you get someone’s name wrong It's rude
. Chapter 55: Ramen restaurants with many menus will probably not become popular
. Lesson 56: Eating ice cream in winter is really unique
. Lesson 57: What does BONBON in whiskey BONBON mean?
. Lesson 58: Have a baby with a plan
. Lesson 59: Knock on the door before entering the toilet
. Lesson 60: Light The title cannot help people understand the interesting aspects of the movie
. Lesson 61: If you put earthworms in your urine, they will swell
. Lesson 62: We get along no matter what A daughter who has been a father for twenty years should treat her father well
. Lesson 63: Anyway, beat up her daughter’s boyfriend first
. Lesson 64: Yes Draw the characters with distinct personalities so that readers can distinguish them from the silhouette alone
. Lesson 65: Don’t judge people by their appearance
. Lesson 66: Which tree does Chaoxuanfang live in? On the cherry tree?
. Lesson 67: M is invincible in a sense
. Lesson 68: The moon knows everything
. No. 69 Lesson: Grandma is also very busy, so she can just eat some for dinner, and she has to be picky
Lesson 70: Life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi
. Lesson 71: Stop drinking when you feel comfortable
. Lesson 72: Keep an appropriate speed when walking with your dog
Lesson 73: Say " "Woof" is worth a million songs
. Lesson 74: You have to be 20 years old to go to a bar or club
. Lesson 75: Two people with similar personalities tend to quarrel
. Lesson 76: Never give in if you are willing to do it
. Lesson 77: Milk should be warmed to human body temperature
. Lesson 78: Helper Sure enough, I saw everything
. Lesson 79: If you want to meet someone, make an appointment first
. Lesson 80: Leave for a date 30 minutes in advance
. Lesson 81: Sleeping with the fan on will cause stomach ache, be careful
. Lesson 82: There is nothing but monsters in the world
. Lesson 83: The boy passed the unicorn Immortals know the dignity of life
. Lesson 84: A one-inch insect has five points of soul
. Lesson 85: Please maintain the minimum etiquette even online
. Lesson 86: You don’t have to worry about falling in love
. Lesson 87: Life is about moving forward
. Lesson 88: The ideal girlfriend is Xiaonan.
.Lesson 89: Fried bread is the most popular at the canteen
.Lesson 90: Misfortunes never come singly
Lesson 91: Full moon drives people crazy
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. Lesson 92: Don’t forget to bring an umbrella when you go out
. Lesson 93: Those who like heights are either fools or gangsters
. Lesson 94: The sun continues to rise
.Lesson 95: Bugs in the dark love light
Lesson 96: As the saying goes, haste makes waste
.Lesson 97: Prepare for a rainy day
. Lesson 98: If you lie to others, you will eventually deceive yourself
. Lesson 99: Who has been saying "Where can there be Santa Claus" and who is the most hopeful that Santa Claus will come
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. Lesson 100: Hot pot is the epitome of life
. Lesson 101: Beware of the Director of the Day, Aunt Lolotenmaya
. Lesson 102 : Because I am me
. Lesson 103: Only brats play in the snow
. Lesson 104: All mothers in the world are as close as mothers
No. 105 Lesson: It’s dangerous to eat too many persimmons
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Lesson 106: Don’t make any noise when eating (plus voice actor’s speech)
. Lesson 107: Men find it most difficult to resist girls from cake shops and flower shops
. Lesson 108: It turns out that delicious sticks are easy to fill up
. Lesson 109: It’s better to eat rice dumplings than flower viewing
. Lesson 110: At this time, prepare red bean rice in silence
. Training 111: Watching the Sakata family at the dinner table at 7 o'clock on Tuesday
. Training 112: Yesterday's enemy is still an enemy today
. Training 113: Be careful Scraps
. Lesson 114: Blood and bandages... are cool and desirable
. Lesson 115: People who are picky about food are the same with people
. Lesson 116: Don’t pick up everything even if it is dropped
. Lesson 117: Strike first to gain the upper hand
. Lesson 118: Six A cobbler is worth two Zhuge Liang
Lesson 119: There is a secret in the words
. Lesson 120: Everyone makes mistakes sometimes
. Lesson 121: If a guy who usually wears glasses takes off his glasses, it always feels like something is missing, like a missing part
. Lesson 122: Everyone has someone they care about
. Lesson 123: A smile is the best makeup for a girl
. Lesson 124: The trailer for the second episode of JUMP is not good
. Lesson 125: Please " "Maybe XX is driving", please take care of me
. Lesson 126: The dog's meat pads have a pleasant fragrance
. Lesson 127: If you don't turn off the air conditioner when sleeping, You'll catch a cold
. Lesson 128: Luck has nothing to do with status
. Lesson 129: Even though you are so excited about counting sheep, you still can't fall asleep
. Lesson 130: Just eating spicy food will give you hemorrhoids
. Lesson 131: Men are really troublesome
. Lesson 132: Say "Which one is better, work or me" Women who say things like "Important" should be thrown out the door.
. Lesson 133: Hidden in the woods
. Lesson 134: Cartoonists who can save their original manuscripts Only those who are truly qualified
. Lesson 135: A man’s heart is like a boiled egg
. Lesson 136: Even if you are a bad person, your parents are still parents
. Lesson 137: A hard egg cannot be broken
. Lesson 138: If you go to LOFT, you will basically have everything
. Lesson 139: The anticipation before the social gathering is the most interesting
. Lesson 140: Please cooperate with garbage classification and recycling
. Lesson 141: There is no save point in life
. Lesson 142: Nothing can overcome Women's Tears
. Lesson 143: Too many cute things can make people sick
. Lesson 144: Western music and other things all give the same impression
. Lesson 145: Those who say they are doing it for so and so are mostly doing it for themselves
. Lesson 146: There is data that cannot be eliminated
. Lesson 147: Please limit gaming to one hour every day
. Lesson 148: Don’t play games in the name of rest
. Lesson 149: Life and games are full of bugs
. Lesson 150: If there are two, there must be three
. Lesson 151: Heroes also have troubles
. Lesson 152: Be a human being instead of focusing on the weaknesses of others It’s better to discover more advantages than to let go
. Lesson 153: You must hold the rings with both hands when riding a tram
. Lesson 154: A man must be an invincible playboy
p>. Lesson 155: Love is victory
. Lesson 156: If you want to lose weight, move for me
. Lesson 157: Don’t eat if you want to lose weight
. Lesson 158: The recent mechanical additional functions are too much
. Lesson 159: Rules exist to be broken
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. Lesson 160: OTAKU talks a lot
. Lesson 161: There must be three fanatics
. Lesson 162: The advantages and disadvantages can be summarized on a piece of paper
. Training No. 163: Increase uniforms by 20%
. Training No. 164: No playing on the railway
. Training No. 165: Be smart and get caught Lesson 166: People often cannot see important things clearly
. Lesson 167: Listen carefully to what others say
. Lesson 168 : Everything depends on the beat and timing
. Lesson 169: The less lovable you are, the cuter you are
. Lesson 170: Out of sight, out of mind
.Chapter 171: Don’t give up if you’re a man
.Chapter 172: I hate myself the most for forgetting to take away my PVC umbrella
.Chapter 173: Life is a test
p>.Chapter 174: Summer vacation is the happiest at the beginning
.Chapter 175: Space alone is also important
.Chapter 176: A tortoise shell is not as good as a sixty-year-old shell
.Chapter 177: Getting stronger with age
.Chapter 178: Children’s summer vacation has begun, adults will also be uneasy
.Chapter 179 : Beauty is like a summer fruit
. Chapter 180: Walk straight even if you can’t straighten your waist
. Chapter 181: A man wants to drink moon wine alone
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.Chapter 182: Flowers grow from dead wood
.Chapter 183: Happy people wake up to work
.Chapter 184: Poor parents in the world
Chapter 185: Some things are better left unsaid
Chapter 186: It is natural to pay back debts
Chapter 187: The plate taken away will not come back
Chapter 188: Wiping the urinal is wiping the soul
Chapter 189: For laymen, it is enough to have a cross and a flat screwdriver
Chapter 190: Imagination should be cultivated in the second grade of junior high school
Chapter 191: Reality is inversely proportional to the parameters in online games
Chapter 192: Always have a screwdriver in your heart
Chapter 193: "Prison Break 2", it's already a jail break, so it's not a jail break?
Chapter 194: People are all escaped prisoners who broke out of the prison called self
Chapter 195: Occasionally, we still have to tell the stories of the past
Chapter Chapter 196: There were probably quarrels at the travel points
Chapter 197: Silver and Your Excellency’s Rice Beating Stick
Chapter 198: Traces of feces in underwear are absolutely inevitable
Chapter 199: Shouting "This is transformation... color, endless fun
Chapter 200: Don't worry about the two hundred chapters and so on, just keep going
Chapter 201: Be careful when doing ghost themes
Chapter 202: There are always one or two cigarettes in a box that smell of horse manure
Chapter 203: Some things It can only be expressed in words
Chapter 204: There are also things that cannot be expressed in words
Chapter 205: There are also things that cannot be understood without meeting
Chapter 206: There are still things that cannot be known even if we meet
Chapter 207: Be careful not to pick up things on the ground to eat
.Chapter 208: Cat Pie and Dog Pies are incompatible
. Chapter 209: Don’t take advantage of alcohol to act arbitrarily
. Chapter 210: Don’t put your wallet in your butt pocket
Chapter 211 Words: Beautiful roses have thorns
Chapter 212: Beware of people holding umbrellas on sunny days
Chapter 213: Using cross-page images gives the feeling of JUMP
Chapter 214: Do your own thing before the duel
Chapter 215: Interfering in the fight is very dangerous
Chapter 216: Although many guys think "No breasts" and "beautiful breasts" are the same, but they actually have "blue waves" and "difficult to peel off"
The difference is as different as "the reason" and "it's a wart"
Chapter 217: Life is a series of multiple-choice questions
Chapter 218: The only one who can stop brothers and sisters from fighting is the mother One person
Chapter 219: Guys who always say "I'm going to get mad" usually don't get mad. Extra story
Chapter 220: The more sinister a guy is, the more beautiful his smile is.
Chapter 221: No matter how long the night is, there will be dawn
Chapter 222: What stands on four legs is a beast; what stands on two legs with will and vanity is a man
>Chapter 223: Pillow talk can’t be trusted
Chapter 224: The restaurant girl can’t be trusted
Chapter 225: Natural curls are not bad even if they burn
Chapter 226: The longer you stretch your hand, the further it reaches
Chapter 227: There are hundreds of different types of bonds
Chapter 228: Morning Wine has its own flavor
Chapter 229: All adults are the mentors of all children
Chapter 230: You should build your own place
Chapter 231: The conversation with the clerk in the barber shop is the least important in the world
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