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People in troubled times are like dogs, especially prostitutes.

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Two years ago, a showy man came to Yanhua Lane in Yangzhou.

Shen Nanyuan, a soldier guarding the card at the city gate, has long seen the power of based and likes her very much.

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Yanhuaxiang can't compare with the big brothel with backstage supporter. Although the flesh business is much cheaper, it is still getting colder and colder. The pimp in the alley welcomed a woman based in other places, hoping to increase her popularity.

The name of foreign flower chief is Yu Yan, and she is a lovely person who sinks fish and falls geese. The amorous feelings of entering the city all the way fall in the eyes of those senior officials and disciples, which is very fresh. Yanhua Lane was crowded that night, and they bid for the Spring Festival Evening at a high price.

At that time, everyone in Yangzhou city knew that the flower heads in Yanhuaxiang were beautiful. Who can have a rest and talk with friends?

Cai Jing is one of the few rich people in Yangzhou, and Cai Jing owns three of the four brothels in Yangzhou. Fireworks Lane is very popular here, so Cai Jing naturally won't leave it alone.

These days, if you have money, you have power, and if you have power, you can do whatever it takes.

That day, for the soldiers of Yangzhou 13th Battalion, it was nine Niu Yi hairs. Cai Jing, a wealthy businessman, actually made Yanhua Lane a showy place to comfort everyone. 380 people a night. No one will pity that humble woman.

The next day, four brothels sang and danced as usual, and Fireworks Lane was not as lively as before.

Shen Nan, who saved his salary and hoped to meet the fish and goose one day, was the only one who was depressed that night in the 13th camp.

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Since entering the brothel, the fish geese have the consciousness of prostitutes. Make a living by third-rate business, as long as you don't starve to death, it's okay to be spoiled.

Fish and geese are afraid of death. Living is better than anything, just like my mother said when she sent her into the brothel.

If you can get out of the barracks alive, the fish and geese will naturally not die. Even if there is no previous scenery, at least Yanhua Lane can accommodate itself. Although it's a little dirty, it's ok not to be hungry or frozen.

Sure enough, after the body recovered, someone ordered fish and geese that night.

Shen Nan is coming to Yanhua Lane for the first time. He has never seen these scenes, and some of them are lacking in confidence. Shen Nan took out the ocean and threw it on the table, saying, "I'll find a fish girl and help me prepare the dishes on the table with less oil."

After a while, the procuress led Shen Nan to the front of Fish Goose's house, and Shen Nan pushed the door through.

As always, the fish and goose sat at the table where the food and wine were prepared, waiting for the arrival of the guests. She has met all kinds of people. She looks like a chick at first sight when she meets Shen Nan, but an old hand flower won't blush.

"Childe, please." Fish goose got up and took it, Shen Nan arm, charming smile.

Shen Nan sat down uneasily. He slowly pushed away the hands of the fish and goose, and finally said, "Let's eat."

Rao Yuyan didn't meet the guests who came here for dinner first. She smiled and slowly poured a glass of wine. "Come on, son, I'll feed you."

Shen Nan blocked his glass and said, "Let's eat first."

Yu Yan laughed it off. "Well, let's eat first."

Fish and goose picked up the bowl chopsticks, and Shen Nan picked up a piece of beef and put it in her bowl.

The fish and goose are stupefied. No one has given her food for a long time, but many guests want her to feed with her mouth.

After dinner, I sat for a while, but I still couldn't see Shen Nan's movements.

Fish and geese don't even think about it. Shen Nan just looked at her. She was tired.

"Go to sleep."

That's the point. Yu Yan took off her coat and suddenly found Shen Nan at the door. "I'm leaving."

"Wait a minute." Fish geese stopped Shen Nan.

"Did my son feel boring after seeing me, or did he think I was dirty?" Fish geese asked hard.

Shen Nan scratched his head. "Don't get me wrong, I ..."

Shen Nan blushed and didn't know how to explain it.

"I will come again."

In the following month, Shen Nan always came back twice, and only had a meal with Yu Yan and left.

It's been like this all year.

In the early 29 th year of the Republic of China, on the night of heavy rain, Shen Na came to Yanhua Lane again.

After dinner, Shen Nan didn't leave. He thought for a moment and said, "I'm going to the front." If I come back alive, I will marry you. "

Fish Goose got a fright, and Shen Nan had left.

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Fighting is our chance to turn over. We are not afraid of death and dare to trade our heads for military service. Most of the lean men who can follow the trend are like this.

Shen Nan survived the bullets, climbed out of the dead, shouldered the medal and became a lieutenant beside senior officials.

The first 13 battalion returned to the city.

After adjusting her appearance, Shen Nan did not go to Yanhua Lane, but pulled a team of dozens of people and went straight to the home of a wealthy businessman in the city.

Cai Jing was in the mansion and heard gunshots at the main entrance of the mansion. After making friends with many officers, he stood up unhurriedly from his lovely young body and asked the servant outside, "What happened outside?"

No one answered, and then the door was kicked open.

Shen Nan walked into the wing with a straight face.

"Brother of the 13th Battalion, is this?" Cai Jing saw the uniform of the 13th battalion.

Shen Nan came to the disheveled Cai Jing, raised his waist suitcase, and put the cold muzzle on Cai Jing's forehead.

"Your battalion commander and I are close friends. What is this, sir? "

"I am also good friends with the fish girl in Yanhuaxiang."

Until the gunshot, Cai didn't expect that after two years, someone would shoot him for a little thing he didn't care about at all.

"Check all the industries of Cai's family and take this old dog's woman to the military camp." Shen Nan commanded, out of the Cai Fu, confident to find YanHuaXiang.

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A year ago, he told Yu Yan that if he could come back alive, he would go to war and marry her. Fish and geese only think this is a fantasy.

This man came back today. He is wearing a straight woolen military uniform, which is completely different from before.

"I photographed Cai Jing." Shen Nan took off his gloves and suddenly paused: "You shouldn't mention him."

He's taking revenge. Someone will avenge themselves? Fish goose waited for a while and looked at Shen Nan's empty right arm sleeve.

Yan Huaxiang's servant brought food and filled a table.

Shen Nan looked at his pocket watch and said, "At this time, eating is just right."

After Fish Goose sat down, Shen Nan kept picking up food for her, as if it were ordinary people's dinner.

"Let me tell you my story. My mother died in childbirth. I have a sister, thanks to her taking me. " Shen Nan took a sip of wine and said, "My dad is an animal, drinking and gambling. He was basically not at home. When he came back, he either drank too much or lost the bet, so he hit me and my sister. Fortunately, he died early, which saved us a few years. "

Fish geese listened quietly.

"At that time, I relied on my sister to wash clothes and mend clothes, barely coping with a meal. My father robbed me of some spare money. " Shen Nan gave a piece of meat to the fish and goose. "I didn't eat meat when I was a child, and then something went wrong. I can't eat anything oily, and I have diarrhea when I eat it. " My comrades laughed at me and said that I couldn't get on the main seat. "

"When I was 16 years old, 13 was recruited, and my sister gave herself to a small platoon leader for me. She has lived for me all her life. " Speaking of which, Shen Nan stared at the fish goose and said, "After I joined the army, I thought my life would be better, but she was ill from overwork."

"She's a lot like you."

After hearing Shen Nan's story, Yu Yan smiled.

When the food on the table was almost eaten, Shen Nan suddenly said softly, "I'll take you away."

"I'm already the lieutenant of Yangzhou 13th battalion. When I get out of Yanhua Lane, you will be my man. If I marry you, you can be as beautiful as such a rich wife. Who dares to say that you are not, I will kill you. "

For most prostitutes, finding a good home is a luxury. No one will be nice to a woman lying on a pillow with thousands of people.

One snowy day, in Yanhua Lane, a rickshaw pulled Shen Nan and Yu Yan away.

Fish and goose lifted the curtain of the car and leaned against him. Both of them were covered with snow.