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Tell me if the baby doesn't cry

1, it's super sweet to find me online.

2, warning, warning, please give up the struggle, give up, otherwise you will easily be fascinated by me.

3. Life is so boring. Fortunately, I am cute.

4. More beautiful than your girlfriend. I'm sorry about that, too

In fact, I want to run all the way, jump on you and kiss you.

6. I can have many looks. You can like me or you can love me deeply.

7. I'm just a fairy. Why do you want me to do this?

8. Dip all the evenings waiting for you in sugar.

9. My cat has thick fur. Can you take care of it for me? ...

10 little brother, I'll sell you a lovely one. Can you give me some love?

1 1, whether you are a little sister or a little brother, laugh.

12, the little girl is very talented, but my son is not good enough for me.

13, you are my dream, full of stars.

14, don't be emotional, there is nothing good.

15, things always have to be separated. You should put the whole world first.

16, you are deeply hidden in my heart.

17, the teenager is in a hurry and has nothing.

18, what is right and what is evil? I won't go without you.

19, I am so cute, do you want to love me to death?

20. More beautiful than your girlfriend. I'm sorry about that, too

2 1. If life is hard, do you want to move into my sweetheart?

22. Children nowadays are sweeter than anyone else. Do I have to be sweet?

23. This sunshine is really unrestrained. When you see me go out, jump on me and hug me. Let me go, bitch.

24, we are strangers, just call me a fairy.

25, everything is bitter, only I am sweet and sour strawberry flavor.

26. Ordinary people, don't you want to taste this fairy?

27. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

28. I have no time to bargain with you. I'm still busy pretending to be cute.

29. I have no time to bargain with you. I'm still busy pretending to be cute.

30. The world is too big. If you look at the probe, you might as well put it back into your heart.

Treasure girl's own funny sentences are suitable for the little fairy's Kawaii.

1. Come with me and let's make waves.

Since you're here, please kowtow before you leave.

If I meet you a hundred times, I will fall in love with you a hundred times.

I always am, except when I'm not cute.

I want to grow old with you.

6. Looking at yourself is getting cuter and scarier every day.

A lovely creature like a girl should be pampered.

It doesn't matter whether it is sunny or rainy for you.

9. I am willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like the warm sun in early spring.

10. If you ignore me again, my little wings will take me away.

1 1. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, and more suitable for kissing and hugging.

12. If you don't care, you must strive for three points. Then why do you forgive others?

13. The best feeling is to know that you like me after confession.

14. God can't save me, but you can.

15. I want to quarrel with you, but if I can't, I will kiss you.

16. Life is terrible, but fortunately I am cute.

17. Lights, stars, sounds, songs, and endless chaos.

18. I have no time to bargain with you. I'm busy pretending to be cute.

19. It's sunny today, suitable for slapstick, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

20. I eat my snacks, I gain weight, and it doesn't matter what you do, whether you are jealous or envious.

2 1. Speak out if you like me, and don't be afraid of my embarrassment.

22. You are a fairy, aren't you? In fact, you are all rubbish. Unlike you, I am the queen mother who gave birth to you.

23. My criteria for choosing a spouse are that I look like you and have your personality, preferably you.

24. I'm just a fairy. Why do you want me to do this?

25. Just keep you in my heart.

26. All the other children have gone home, and now it's my turn to play with the trafficker.

27. A big bucket of popcorn and a big glass of juice will be eaten with you. Will you play with me?

28. Other people's money and wealth are my property.

29. Chicken soup for the soul is left for those who eat chicken legs for the soul to drink.

30. You don't tell me how you feel, but you tease me all day, and you are not responsible for teasing your mother.

3 1. Don't let me see you, or I will love you once.

32. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cakes, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

33. I don't want to be gentle for a short time, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

34. Dog food has been eaten all the time and tastes different every year.

35. It's not that you are bad, but that I am too handsome for you.

The little fairy's exclusive sweet sentence is cute enough to explode.

1. If you think you can get me, you can try and I'll let you know what you want.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

3. Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart in my position.

4. Let's grow up with bears. The candy in our mouth is really sweet.

Men will only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

6. It's no use peeking. You have to admit that you can't forget me.

7. Ordinary and lovely.

8. Is there a difference between morning and evening? You're mine anyway.

9. I want to take a nap on a soft cloud full of stars and bears.

10, you didn't come to me, I missed you.

1 1, ah, you laugh so out of tune, I really want to hide you, only allow me to hurt you.

12, in your eyes, there should be only a beautiful girl like me.

13, I just discovered an amazing secret: Say hee hee to the person you like, and your heart will really hee hee.

14, who wants to kiss you, I only kiss this autumn color.

15, I can't think of a copy, I miss you.

16, I want to show some clues to show you that I like you.

17, remember to walk with the wind and hold your head high.

18, today is the day when Summoner Canyon can't hold me!

19, take off your bulletproof vest and let Cupid's arrow hit you!

20, want to kiss the wind around me more, maybe one day it will blow on your face.

2 1, the pigsty is empty, and you are on earth.

22. In the honey pot hidden by the bear, all the stars I buried quietly fell asleep, and I will miss you quietly again.

If you make trouble without reason again, I'll hold you in my arms.

24. I can't sleep I was counting sheep when suddenly a lamb stood up and said to me, please be careful. You have counted me once.

25. As long as I am with you, I don't need to blush.

26. I'm a little sweet. I don't know if you like it or not.

27. Meat can be reduced when it grows taller, but those snacks can't be eaten when they expire.

28. You can circle the earth three times if you like.

29. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

30. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

3 1, it is said that I will marry you if my hair is waist-high, but what do you mean by cutting your hair regularly?

32. The five flavors in the world only want the sweetness given by one person.

Buy a meteor to accompany you when you are in a daze at night

34. plop plop plop plop. Shit, it's against the rules.

35. When we cross the bridge, I will naturally lose weight in June.

36. My favorite season is not autumn, but every day with you.

37. The moon is a guest in the world, and a gentleman is the most beautiful in the world.

38. I am really a very beautiful girl.

39. Do sisters have any dating experience? I'll write it down.

40. Stop filming, you picked the sweetest watermelon.

4 1, my mother said, when I grow up, I will marry you to me.

42. Try Doby's feelings again.

Don't get wet in the rain, or you'll freak out.

44. One day, I passed a very interesting tree. My first reaction was to take pictures with joy and share them with everyone. I suddenly realized that I was finished. I may really fall in love with you, just like whales to the sea and birds to the forest.

45. When you are with the person you like, every glass of water will become Sprite. When his arm gently touches you, the bubbles in your heart will run to your throat, sweet and shiny, as if you had just finished drinking the whole galaxy.

46. I have no time to bargain with you. I'm still busy pretending to be cute.

47. The stars jump into the Milky Way in your eyes with my heart.

48. Like a storm in eight hundred miles, the stars and the moon alternate like you.

49. Corn is blown into popcorn.

50. When I met you, my old deer said to me, have a cigarette, you can try it.

5 1, good night, be sure to ask the stars for you.

52. Only fools fall in love. I really want to be a fool

53. I closed one eye. When you say good night to me, I will close another door.

54. If the heat continues, I will lose the identity of red bean matcha milk ice.

55. It is said that people who love to laugh have high IQ, so I am not ridiculously high IQ.

56. I have saved a lot of love stories to send to you, but it seems that they are all about to expire.

57. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

58. Well, I'm only a teenager. Love can come later, but takeaway is not good.

59. Heaven is full and hell is closed. Jesus threw me to the ground.

60. There are very few truly lovely people in the world, and Laozi is one of them.

6 1, what's the use of seeing the world, as long as I see you.

In winter, you must put my hand in your pocket.

63. Life has begun to salt my little pig.

64. I want to show my little feet and let you know that I like you.

65. You are a god with mountains, waters and seas, and I am a girl who shines because I am intertwined with God.

66. My goal today is to be more lovely.

67. I am a child who secretly likes you in this world.

68. I crossed the starlight and went to an escape you gave me.

69. You always scold me for being such a cute little turtle.

70. I have a secret that must be whispered between us.

7 1, used to drive a tractor with a cigarette in his mouth. Since I met you, I began to pay attention to the skirt in the window.

Do you know where you are now? It is in my heart.

73. I can do everything, but two can't, this can't, that can't.

74. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

There is a sad little pig in the pigsty tonight.

The cute and stupid sentence about the little fairy is suitable for making friends. These soft and cute sentences are so sweet that they explode.

1. I escaped the flood in 1998, the earthquake in 2008, and 18 didn't escape you.

2. Today is also a bad boy that nobody wants.

I hope you can be a little self-aware and realize that you are super invincible and lovely.

If you are keeping something from me, then don't let me know.

If you ignore me again, my little wings will take me away.

6. Witty words are prey and like to prevaricate.

7. What is right and wrong? I won't go without you.

8. We are strangers. Just call me fairy.

9. Ordinary people, don't you want to taste this fairy?

10. I don't want anything I long for you, a charming person.

1 1. It's good that you are fat, and there is still a circle where I like you.

? 12. I have a secret to tell you personally.

13. All the diaries know that I like you.

14. You are like a passenger plane, a car ferry. You are late. I'll leave when I'm late.

15. I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight.

16. Can we sublimate our pure revolutionary friendship?

17. I want to be your hero and fairy.

18. Things always have to be sorted out back and forth. You should put the whole world first.

19. I have no time to bargain with you. I'm busy pretending to be cute.

20. Life sucks. Fortunately, I am cute.

2 1. You are my dream, and the stars are everywhere.

22. I like you, which means absolute possession will torture you to the end.

23. There are many good girls who should not be disappointed, but each of them is unhappy.

24. I can do it in many ways. You can like me or you can love me deeply.

25. All beings suffer, and only I am sweet and sour strawberry.

26. What charm do I have to make him good and make me feel good?

27. I always want to get into your arms and rub like a puppy. Then you smiled and asked me what was wrong. I looked up to see if you didn't say anything, just missed you so much.

28. I am less and less like your wife and I.

29. My criteria for choosing a spouse are that I look like you and have your personality, preferably you.

30. I like it. If you don't say it, it will run out of your eyes. If you say it, even a low voice will be taken away by the wind, and then this sweetness will spread all over the world and be announced to the world.

3 1. God gave me another chance to like you, and now I will stay with you and not go anywhere.

32. All beings suffer, only you smell strawberry.

It is my luck to meet you at the best time. I had a feeling at that time that you like people not breaking the law, but I can only like it until I like it.

34. I am good at saying angry words. If you don't talk to me first, I will ignore you, and I will ignore you, but if you talk to me first, I will be the best in the world.