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Who should the daughter-in-law and mother save first when they fall into the water?

Although my mother is plain-looking, she has no social fame or skills. In your eyes, she is just a shop owner, but in my eyes, she is the best mother in the world.

She has big eyes, long shiny black hair and spots on her face, but you can't tell without looking carefully. She looks ordinary, and like other mothers, she is a little overweight.

But something about her impressed me the most. I still remember when I was doing rehabilitation training. One day, the rehabilitation teacher taught us a rehabilitation movement and began to work hard. The legs just can't be raised as high as the teacher asked, so you said to me, "Cao Gong, don't be nervous, take your time. If we can't do it at once, we will come a few times, first lift it bit by bit, and then slowly lift it when you get used to it. " I was ok at first, but I was afraid when I was about to reach the height of a teacher. I'm afraid I'll fall, because it's summer, and falling is very painful. You read my mind like a mind reader, so you said to me, "Don't be timid, be brave, you won't fall, your mother will catch you, don't always think about falling, that won't do." But I just couldn't do it. I failed several times. Mom, you didn't blame me, but gave me reasons again and again, but I just couldn't do it. Finally, the teacher came and said to me, "Be brave, don't you see that you are going to succeed if you are all right?" If you do this, the teacher will ask the tea room to add meat to you. You know, now your brother (the teacher's son) is protesting eating meat every day. "

Ah! As soon as I heard that there is meat to eat (I am a carnivore), I secretly said to myself, "I must succeed, not for my mother, but for meat. I want to fight!" "

I made it! Ding-ding-ding ~ the lunch bell rang, haha, to eat meat! ~