I still have two Jin of garlic at home. What do you mean? My family still has two Jin of garlic.

There is a joke in the workplace, which tells that there are still two pounds of garlic in my house. For beginners, it is still a little incomprehensible, but the old driver said that he is familiar with it. So, what does it mean to have two pounds of garlic at home?

My family still has two Jin of garlic. What stem?

My family has 2 Jin of garlic, which means: garlic is a grass prefix, and there are two little people below. Gold means twins, which means I have two sisters besides me, so it is natural to face the temptation of three beautiful women. ...

My family still has two pounds of garlic jokes.

There is a vacancy for a manager in this company. My friend is competing with a beautiful woman for this position. The boss asked them to talk about their abilities. The beauty said, "Boss, come to my house at night, and I'll give you food below." The friend said, "I still have 2 Jin of garlic at home." The boss pointed to me and said, "The position of manager is yours. I never understood what two Jin of garlic meant.

Other connotation jokes

Today I finally got my wish with the goddess KFC. After arriving at the hotel, the goddess took out a piece of toothpaste from her bag and asked me to take a bath first. Anyway, I'm going to take a shower first.

I asked a girl I like to go out for dinner and wanted to go to the bathroom in the middle of it. She said, "I'm leaving. I'm going to meet a good friend. If possible, I hope you two can get to know each other soon. " The girl blushed "hmm" and buried herself in bitterness.

My husband and colleagues went out for a drink. I sleep alone at home. I heard something in the living room in the middle of the night, so I got up and took a look. I found no one in the living room, so I went to the bathroom and opened the door of the bathroom. My eyes were opposite. The next second, I jumped back into my bedroom and covered my eyes.

One day, the leader of an education bureau went to a school to inspect the school environment. After the inspection, the leader said, "Generally speaking, it's not bad, but it would be better to add some greening around the playground." The next day, the headmaster poured several cars of salt around the playground.

Listen, goblins in their twenties, if you seduce our 40-year-old husband regardless of the face of women in their 30 s, don't blame me for attacking your 50-year-old father!

In ancient times, a local customer hired a long-term worker to look after his warehouse at night. One morning, the long-term worker said to the landlord, "I had a dream last night that your family made a fortune and your son won the first prize." The landlord was very happy and gave him some money. In the afternoon, the landlord quit his long-term job.

A new female classmate in my class, named Yan Zi, happened to sit next to me. I asked her, is your mother surnamed Zhao? She asked me in surprise how I knew. I said, I know your mother's name. She has been pressing me, although I know, but I really dare not say, I am afraid she will hit me!