I read the humorous copy that I couldn't help sending to my friends.

1. The so-called dilemma is to raise your head and raise your chin.

2. Women chasing men, laminated yarn. Men chase women every now and then.

Not getting a bed is the biggest disrespect for the weekend.

The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

I was interested in class when I was a child, but I was not interested in going to work when I grew up.

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

7. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you will know that there is far more than one person who refuses you.

In fact, it doesn't matter where you travel, the most important thing is the scenery along the way, because I have enough money to buy a round-trip hard seat.

When did the moon begin to appear? Look up for yourself.

10. Although some people seem to have smooth sailing. Yes, this is what I want you to see. It will make you sour.

Xi。 Sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, heartless and cute.

12. I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money, and the next thing I need is money.

Thirteen. The four seasons of a tree are like a young man's experience: I bloom, I am green, I am withered, and I am bald.

14. Why is it lazy to lie on the sofa at home? Is it a holiday to lie on the beach at a scenic spot?

15. My sister made my mother unhappy and my mother scolded me. My brother did something wrong and my mother scolded me. I was wronged, and my mother scolded me again.

Violence can't solve anything. Why don't we sit down calmly and praise me for an hour, and we'll make up.

Seventeen. I shook my head hard and my wig was thrown out.

18. Many people find that they can't compete with others on the issue of money, so they begin to try to make a fuss about the realm of life.

19. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

Twenty. There are only three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel and empty wallet. And the most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.

Twenty one. There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. Later, I met a more sincere love.

22. It's naive. Do you think it is a holiday after the college entrance examination? No, it's called life imprisonment suspended for two months!

23. Xiaoming's biggest goal in this life is to buy things regardless of the price. After years of hard work, he finally went blind.

Twenty-four I woke up and found that there was an extra 100 million in my account. At that time, I knew I hadn't really woken up.

25. Speaking of dreams, girls always open clothing stores, coffee shops, dessert shops and flower shops! Boys are relatively simple, just one: winning 5 million.

26. Fraternities betray you, money tempts you, and life makes things difficult for you. You can learn nothing but high numbers.

27. From a woman's point of view, the favorite goods are discounted, and buying them is not spending money, but making money.

28. Long-distance love, the person who often goes to the other city may not love it more, but it may be that there are more delicious things in that city.

29. Every summer I think: Come on in winter. I'd rather freeze to death than die of heat! But winter: come in summer, I'd rather die of heat than freeze to death! My cousin asked me, "Sister, what do you think is the standard of a perfect boyfriend?" I decisively said: "others'"! 3 1. Girls just can't get used to it. The more you explain to her, the more energetic she is. If you kneel on the spot, she will have nothing to say!

If I meet you, I need to spend all my luck. Please stay away from me. I want to make money by luck. Thank you.