To put it simply: anyone who can occupy a group of me is called my computer.

1. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

Mom says you should pretend to drink soy sauce even if you are jealous, and you can't let others look down on you.

I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best.

People who have lost their fate are not easy to meet, even in the same city.

The teacher says it's okay for you to fall in love, but it's no use finding someone who is responsible and will shake your hand when you meet the teacher.

6. If you take the initiative, you will meet fall in price, but if you don't take the initiative, you can't get close to you.

7. I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, the mountains are full of green hats!

8. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who are afraid to cry.

9. It's raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask if you have an umbrella. But I held back, because I was afraid you said you didn't bring it, and there was nothing I could do, just like I loved you but I couldn't give you the company you wanted.

10. I have ten thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you.

1 1. The most terrible word in the world is not separation, but distance.

12. Sometimes, the biggest temper a girl can lose is to be polite to you.

13. Anything that can occupy a group of me is called my computer. Complete works of mood phrases

14. In the love game, there is always only one tenth of sweetness, and the remaining nine tenths are bitter, astringent and sour, but there is no sweetness.

15. Looking at the world through tears, the whole world is crying.

16. Maturity is a very painful word. You may not get it, but you will definitely lose it.

17. Express the deepest love with the deepest hurt.

18. Senior three math teachers give lectures at 4G speed, senior students attend lectures at wifi speed, senior students remember at 3G speed, and senior students watch at 2G speed.

19. I am not as attractive as you two.

20. It is said that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is the most painful.

2 1. You said that time will dilute everything and distance will make us feel better.

22. I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will never be with you again.

23. On the road of life, stop-and-go is a kind of leisure, walking and watching is an elegance, and walking and forgetting is an open-mindedness.

24. I love you, just like a beam of light, with a beginning but no end.

Eating at home is called eating, and eating at school and work is purely for survival.

26. I want to like someone seriously, and then I want to be liked by that person seriously.

27. Sometimes I don't understand, but I just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes I don't understand, but I don't know what to do when I understand, so I keep silent. I cann't believe I gave birth to such a useless thing

On the first day of the New Year, the wife suggested to her husband, "Starting today, the New Year must have a new atmosphere and respect each other. I will get rid of the bad habit of swearing, and you will get rid of the habit of hitting people easily, okay? "

Last night, several brothers had a barbecue together. A buddy drank some wine and began to complain to everyone: "Well, I don't even know what to say about my dad. At least he is an elder. Why is he so ignorant? " I can't believe I gave birth to such a useless thing! "

One day, the three-year-old son had drunk four cans of almond dew in a row. He wanted to drink more, but his father wouldn't let him. Son: Just this one. Dad asked: what should I do if I drink again? Son: Drink again. I am a puppy. At lunch, my son suddenly said, Dad, I am a dog.

When I was a child, I once stole two yuan from my family to buy food, and my father caught me in the canteen. After a beating, my father asked me, "all the money is locked in the drawer." How did you steal it? " I had to answer truthfully: "I saw my mother hide the key under the leather box." The next day, my mother gave me another beating: "You are getting bolder and bolder. Dare to steal twelve dollars at a time? " ? ! "

When I was a child, I couldn't speak Mandarin well. Once I took a dictation in Putonghua, I sat in the first row and listened attentively to the teacher's pronunciation. The teacher read: "Doubt." I immediately wrote "salty rice" in my notebook. The teacher accidentally glanced at my paper, but couldn't bear to embarrass me, so he raised his voice: "Doubt!" "I hesitated for a second and seemed to realize something. I began to turn "salted rice" into "salted fish rice". The teacher was a little dizzy after refocusing. Deliberately raise the volume and say, "it's a criminal suspect." "I think it makes sense, so I added three words' salted fish rice'. The teacher couldn't help it any longer and looked at me with black eyes: "I said' suspected'. "I was a little nervous at the time, and I slowly wrote" Fish-flavored Salted Fish Rice "with trembling handwriting. The teacher had to come up to me, press my shoulder and say, "It's the kind of criminal suspect who is guilty of the most heinous crimes.". "My mind is full of paste. I timidly erased what I had written before, and then changed it to" Salted Fish Rice with Hungry Mouth ". "The teacher fainted directly.

I shared a room with a sister when I was an intern in my senior year. My sister has a virus in her computer and can't fix it. Her boyfriend was not at home, so she called me. I went up and reinstalled a system, and it was fixed in 20 minutes. My sister asked: You boys are so powerful that you can all repair computers? I replied: because boys' computers are easy to be poisoned. ...

At night, my sister and I both like to play mobile phones secretly! Just now, just now, at one o'clock in the morning, my sister fell asleep and snored. My mother got up to go to the toilet and called her three times, forcing her to wake up. When my sister is sleepy, she says, Mom, what's the matter? My mother actually said, be obedient, stop playing and go to bed early! ..... Go to sleep! ! ……

When I was a child, it was a public toilet, the kind in the village. It is very dirty. At night, there is no light and it is dark. I went to pee at night and couldn't see anything in the dark. I took off my pants and prepared to put water in the approximate position of the pit. At this time, there was a quick cough near my little brother, which lasted for a long time. .

Zheng Xiao scrimped and saved, wearing several hats. He usually only reads financial information about stock trading skills. He often says that when he saves enough money to work hard in the stock market, he will become rich and live a good life. Father saw it in his eyes, took out his half-life savings and said, go and realize your dream. Ten days later, Zheng Xiao returned home in a suit and tie and handed in his passbook. One hundred million, one hundred thousand million, my father was too excited to speak, and my mother said with tears: ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………? Guess what mom said? )

In the math exam, a boy handed in his papers in advance and trotted out of the school gate! The TV reporter saw it and went to interview it. In order to close the distance, the reporter asked him how he handed in the paper so quickly. That buddy calmly said: I guess there was a reporter interview, but I couldn't get in anyway, so I took the opportunity to watch TV last time! ! ! ! !

In the elevator, a girl was holding something in her hand, and a diaosi man asked, what floor are you on? Girl: 9th floor. Diaosi Man: Press it quickly, it will be over soon!

QQ space domineering talk daquan: a group, is it a special note I gave you?

1. What I'm not good at is retention. You all insist on leaving.

You won't laugh again and again because of the same joke, but you will cry again and again for the same person.

If I die, my first sentence is: finally I don't have to be afraid of ghosts.

4. A good man is honest in front of other women and dies in front of the woman he loves.

The reason why we copy test papers is only because we still care about our parents' feelings.

6. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my state began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

7. People who used to meet every day now even want to meet.

8. I forgot when I liked to lie alone in bed and press the button on my mobile phone; I forget when we started using QQ to update our mood. Forgetting when, going to other people's space is also a kind of concern; I forgot when it became a habit to forward Weibo. It turns out that mobile phones can fill the emptiness in my heart. Lonely people can't live without mobile phones.

9. If you can't find the right person, you probably can't change your wrong self.

10. The so-called growth is to force you to stumble.

1 1. Dear yourself, don't give up your dream because there is no applause.

12. If you miss something, you miss a lifetime. People will change and keep a constant promise, but they can't keep a fickle heart.

13. As long as it is a comedy ending, I can cry how you want.

14. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

15. I am my own sun, so I don't need to borrow anyone's light.

16. It turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

17. There are too many things we can't do in this world, the past we can't go back to, the unpredictable future, and those people we will never see again.

18. The school let me know what is the temptation to go home.

19. When you are happy, you listen to music; When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.

20. Is grouping a special tip for you?

2 1. Every woman who dare not love again must have loved deeply. It seems that all kinds of poisons are invulnerable, but in fact all kinds of poisons have already invaded her body.

Your wedding has nothing to do with me, I'm only interested in your funeral.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm passionate about it. what can I do? I am as beautiful as flowers and jade, and finally I get lost, like water passing by.

24. Only when you are around, you will love for a long time when you are used to it.

25. Betrayal can't hurt us, what can hurt us is one-way care; Breaking up can't hurt us, what can hurt us is fresh memories; Endless love can't hurt us, but hopeless hope can. We always think that feelings hurt us, but it is always ourselves who can hurt us. Talk about phrases in the mood of being a simple person.

1, be a simple person. Simple, not simple, simple, not simple. Simplicity is an attitude towards life. Simplicity is a kind of self-happiness. Simplicity is a lonely journey of the soul.

2. Be a simple person, practical and pragmatic. Don't indulge in fantasy. Don't rock the boat. Be happy, cheerful, tenacious, enthusiastic and sincere to people. Sincere, calm, generous, tolerant and normal. Always full of hope for life and smile at difficulties and hardships. Read more books and watch more. Eat less and eat good food.

3. Be a simple person. Savor life, laugh and watch flowers bloom and fall. Laugh when you are happy and cry when you are sad. Don't force yourself to do things you don't like. We seldom talk about delusion and regret. Yesterday's yesterday is just a memory, don't have too many regrets. Tomorrow's tomorrow is unpredictable, don't have too many delusions. You don't need to thank the person you really loved. If you really want to say goodbye, don't be too entangled. Relatives, friends, lovers, there will be moments of separation. Be willing to help others and thank those who help us. Don't have too much complexity in life.

4. Be a simple person, even if it is too naive. In this realistic society, if you want to be simple, it is a delusion. Just like a child's naive dream, it is difficult to realize. But sometimes, we prefer to be like children and never grow up. I don't know the troubles of life, and I don't have many questions about tomorrow. In children's dreams, tomorrow is a beautiful dream. Although we can't go back to childhood, we can change our mood. A person jogs while watching a movie, and a person falls asleep while listening to a song. Talk about the possibility of desire with the child's instinct. A person is moved in his independent life in a silent way. Silence is not escape, but an attitude.

You don't need talent to be a simple person. I often feel very tired during the continuous running every day. The midsummer wind gently swept my forehead, accompanied by sparse cicadas, and the world was still beautiful. There are many stars in the evening. Too many troubles are always forgotten in dreams. When you wake up, it will be a new beginning. Run, stop and move on. Everything is just a process of finding happiness by yourself. Listen to the wind and rain, watch the sea and watch the meteor. Wake up the initial heartbeat with a sleeping memory. Believe in yourself and you will be happy.

6. Be a simple person. Drink water when you are thirsty and sleep when you are sleepy. Music is a comfort when you are lonely and bored. Laugh when you are happy and cry when you are sad. We seldom talk about delusion and regret. You don't need to thank the person you really loved. If you really want to say goodbye, don't be too entangled. Listen to the wind and rain, watch the sea and watch the meteor. It's easier to be moved if you change your mood.

7. You don't need talent to be a simple person. It's just a process of finding happiness by yourself. Although there are always too many troubles, I have forgotten all my dreams. The gentle wind is still beautiful, awakening my original heartbeat.

8. Be a simple person, even if it is too naive. I don't want to always have too many questions about tomorrow. A person jogs while watching a movie, and a person falls asleep while listening to a song. With a child's instinct, it is possible to listen to your wishes.

9. Be a simple person. Put aside worldly troubles, leave yourself an inner blank and do what you like. Drink water when you are thirsty, sleep when you are sleepy, don't force it, let nature take its course. Many things can't be changed and don't need to be changed. Music is a comfort when you are lonely and bored. When you are tired, listen to music to drive away loneliness and loneliness. Music is the comfort of the soul. Late at night, put on headphones, enjoy a person's world and revel in this happiness. Then write an emotional sentence and record the wonderful bits and pieces in life. Life is so simple.