Make fun of disgusting humorous sentences

1, I hope we can all remember those who left a sum in your life, those who chatted with you in the middle of the night, those who stayed by your side silently, those who were by your side when you were sick, and those who will be remembered when you were sad.

2. The accumulated troubles become diseases: troubles: troubles. If you worry for a long time, you will get sick.

3. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness, while advice is hard to listen to is good for action. -"Confucius' Family Language" translation: Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease; Advice may sound bad, but it is good for people's behavior.

The doctor sentenced you to life, happiness, friendship and love. The judge sentenced you to death because of worry, sadness, pain and illness. Finally, I tell you that my love for you is life imprisonment.

If I am sick, give me some care, pour me a cup of hot water, tell me what medicine to take, touch my head with your hand, and tell me that you will accompany me no matter what, and I will feel your infinite love.

6. Phlegm is the source of all diseases, and all strange diseases are caused by phlegm.

7. My illness made me understand that what this society lost was exactly what I lost. This is a humble heart and a lot of brotherhood.

8. Indulge your desires is the greatest evil; Talking about other people's privacy is the greatest sin; Not knowing your mistakes is the greatest pain. -Aristotle

9. Friendship is a friend's helping hand when you are in trouble. Friendship is the greeting of your friends when you are sick; Friendship is the company of your friends when you are lonely. True friendship is embodied in every moment and detail of life.

10, when a person's behavior is free of greed, love, hate and delusion, he will not be tortured by birth, illness and death in the future.

1 1, physical diseases are supported by thoughts. Observe physical discomfort and pay attention. If you feel slight discomfort, don't talk about it-unless you want more discomfort. If you listen to others talk about their illness, it will only increase their energy. Instead, turn the topic to beautiful things and think that this person's body is healthy and safe.

12. When he proposed, he said: Trust me; When she gave birth, he said: suffering; On the day of his daughter's wedding, he said: there is me; On the day of receiving her critical notice, he said: I am coming; When she was about to leave, he said, wait for me. What's wrong with not saying "I love you" as long as you love me!