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Selected Works of Simple Sentences 100 Sentences.

1, life is precious because it is limited, and we will work hard because of it.

2. Don't smoke if you can. Don't drink if you can.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

You are the panic of falling into the deep sea, and I am the nerve submerged in blood.

For men, having milk is a mother. For women, money is lang.

6. The tragedy of marriage is not that a man walks into the grave of love, but that your wife can only hold a toothpick from now on.

7. I have seen many people clearly, but I can't expose them at will; I hate many people, but I can't turn my face easily. Sometimes, life is to force yourself to obey and humiliate.

8. A cheating man is like money falling on shit! It's a pity not to pick it. It's disgusting!

9. If you have to endure hardships, you can drive a Land Rover. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.

10, don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

1 1, don't do anything wrong and spill all the dirty water on yourself. I have to flush the toilet.

12, the stubborn flower of cactus blooms delicately on thorns.

13, promised not to be credulous, so the old friend did not live up to me; The promise is not light, so I will live up to it.

14, be a rogue with temperament, be a woman with taste, and be a knowledgeable illiterate!

15, the back of your departure is still in front of you, and enchanting cherry blossoms are floating in the wind.

16, obviously lying and denying it. You are really good at lying with your eyes open.

17, don't fight with men. First, you can't touch him; Second, your opponent must be a madman. So, it's better not to move.

18, men will eventually, and chickens will not choose food. If necessary, women will eventually.

19, there is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. What is the scientific name of this kind of murder? Man show? .

In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

2 1, countless petals swaying gently, accumulating rainbow-like dreams, carrying my thoughts.

22. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

23. I'm not a customer service person, so you have no right to let my sister answer this and that.

24. I wrote a melody without a full stop, so I can't continue.

25. If I must lose it, I hope it is sadness! If you must forget, I hope it's trouble!

26. Don't be vain. Vanity is a poison and addictive.

27. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not become sweet cake if steamed in a pot.

28. We look forward to the sunset every day, hoping that the sun will take away all the evils, or at least pretend to take them away.

29. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

30. A man cries because he really loves him. The woman cried because she really gave up.

3 1. If I leave, will you still love me as you do now?

32. Invisible things are terrible, but isn't the human heart more terrible?

33. Open your eyes and choose your future partner. If you make a mistake, leave immediately. Don't make do, it will hurt two people.

34. Being a man is not perfect, and you can't help being told what to do.

35. You are very kind to every woman you are with, and I am just one of them.

36. Youth is like a cruel fairy tale, and jokes are usually staged as a farce.

37. The advantage of news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can finish a news story completely.

38. When a woman is unhappy, she wants a man to coax her. When a man is unhappy, she wants a woman to Doby her. What if both of them are unhappy?

39. Maybe waiting was a mistake in itself, and you never looked back.

40. I like to hold you tight at that moment, just like I got the whole world, you know?

4 1. If you become more and more indifferent, you think you have grown up, but you haven't. Be gentle when you grow up and be gentle with the whole world.

42, the autumn wind hit, sending a hint of coolness; The north wind is blowing, with the cold of winter. Wearing my mink will also release my beauty in winter.

43. You said I was old, I admit it. But I was young. Are you old?

44, I said: Supreme Treasure, I am not Xia Zi, I am just an irrelevant outsider. You said: You are just an actor who is eager to be hidden.

45. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

46. I said you were a scar on my heart, and you said I was just a little passer-by.

Ironically, with the passage of time, nothing seems to have changed, but looking back, everything has changed.

48. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

49. I don't expect anything I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.

50. Don't think that people who smile or are silent all day are easy to provoke; When you take off his mask, you won't even kneel down!

5 1, never go out casually, at least dress casually, otherwise people will think you are a casual girl.

52. A good woman is like an egg. Hard outside, pure inside, yellow inside! Men are like mangoes, yellow outside and yellow inside.

53. I, with four legs, don't eat the table, fly in the sky and eat the plane, eat woman.

54. Trains are no better than buses. You don't want to fuck, but you should also beware of cheating.

55. Be a woman with backbone! Either fall in love and talk about marriage, or play around and don't take it seriously, or stay proud and single, so why help others cultivate their husbands so seriously?

56. Have a few best friends. When you are alone, you can be sure that you have a best friend to bring you tea and water. Instead of screaming: why can't someone who loves you go with you?

57. Buy clothes and accessories that suit you. What suits you is the best, so don't envy other people's clothes.

58. Believe in yourself, be kind to yourself and make life wonderful. Don't mistake it for making someone regret it, but making your life more exciting.

59. Can we be friends? ? Is the beginning of a story. Can we still be friends? ? Is the end of a story.

60. Some things don't need to be argued, but they obey on the surface and resist secretly.

6 1, some questions have no answer, and some things have no result, which is the best result.

I thought you would take my left hand and walk with me, but you just wiped your hands with my clothes.

No matter how depressed you are, don't go to the bar. A lonely woman holding a goblet or smoking will add more loneliness and sadness.

64. Don't say I don't know how to be gentle. You will have all kinds of amorous feelings. I'm just keen on my study.

65. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

66. Don't always compare yourself with others, which will make you lose confidence and degrade yourself.

67. In which years, the dream is still as sweet as ours, but when we open our eyes and leave, it is in front of us.

68. Go out gracefully and calmly every day and bring yourself a different smile.

69. A woman's goal should be to make her former man regret, make her present man sweat, and make her future man rare.

70. Smile at the man you like and turn a deaf ear to the boy you don't like.

7 1. There are too many injuries around me. Hope to wake up one morning and die quietly in the world?

72. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

73. The people I hate most are those who are good at flattery and proficient in rhetoric, because being with them will make you look like an old paper who doesn't know how to be a man!

74. Love is just a game. If you are emotional, you are the last loser.

75. I used to believe that tomorrow was his future, and I wouldn't wake up no matter how bad the plot was.

76. With such a strong wind, hair is really all kinds of postures, all kinds of swings, all kinds of surges and all kinds of waves.

77. I'd rather be a bitch than live at the feet of a man.

78. I forgot how long we haven't spoken, and I almost forgot why I had so much to tell you in the first place.

79. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

80. Everyone must intrigue and kill each other. How much hatred do you have? It's just one thing that has suppressed me for a long time.

8 1, people who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you that I am neither your father nor your mother.

82. The scenery slowly fades away, and you are ebbing in the sea of people who don't fall all year round.

83. You are dazzling pride, and I am just a humble clown.

84. Be kind to yourself, believe in yourself and make your life rich and colorful. Don't ruin your life because of one person.

85. It's not your fault that you want to be a * *, it's your fault that you came to the university to study!

I just want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

87. Holding my boyfriend's hand and running, I shouted at the sky: I only love this once in my life.

88. Past, present and future. I can't see through any of them.

89, because of eternity, only change, because the least unexpected, only accidents.

90. A woman will always have a dress in her closet. This is not the love of beauty, but keeping up with the trend of the times.

9 1. The more memories, the more painful it is.

92. Who did you make that expression with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

93. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

According to your parents, you are a princess at most. As a husband, you are a princess at most. Alone, you are the queen.

95. When you are with your best friend, you should talk about everything and open your heart, unless one day she becomes your rival in love.

96. Love to hear? Excuse me. These three words show that I have been used, cheated and even let down.

97. The only way for you is not to give up, but to persist and make the impossible possible.

98. When you look up at others on the ground, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you.

99, you scold, you continue to scold, scold enough and then tell me, I'll go to bed first!

100. Say no or refuse to show kindness and care to the pursuers you don't like. Even if he says it's none of your business.