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A classic conversation about a son and a daughter.

1. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

2. The person who will marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day, thank you.

Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.

Valentine's day is not afraid of being alone, but of being with the person you like.

Let me spend Christmas alone, New Year's Day alone, Valentine's Day alone, and you take the exam alone.

6. "Are you still alone on Valentine's Day?" "Nima, will I become a dog!"

7. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

8. oh, my god Give me a lover, it will be Valentine's Day soon. After many Singles' Day, if you don't want to spend it, you can only watch others spend Valentine's Day!

9. On Valentine's Day, I will play Lianliankan at home and eliminate a couple.

10. If anyone shows their love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take pictures. When you get married, the object is not that person, I will send you the photo in a red envelope!