How to make others like it humorously (a sentence that is easy to attract praise)

1. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, end social division, stabilize social order and promote Socialism with Chinese characteristics's modernization ... lend me 200 yuan!

2. There is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor and idolized. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.

There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you. God replied: for example, the class teacher outside the window?

4. At home, I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever, and sneezing at school thought it was terminal cancer.

The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu and set foot on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

6. I heard that the mobile phone will radiate under the pillow, which scared me to throw away the pillow immediately.

7. We used to be husband and wife, but now we are mobile phones. A mobile phone in hand, forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul.

8. If you feel sick, don't check on Baidu. Make a will after every inspection.

9. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

10. Now find Prince Charming. You are out. Now find Prince BMW.

1 1. I can't lengthen the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

12. When I was young, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death. So my mother taught me to eat. ...

13. Breaking up is boring. Divorce if you can.

14. Actually, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

15. My ex-boyfriend is getting married. He called me and asked me if I would go. I gave him a decisive answer: next time.

16. I eloped in spring and autumn and stole my kiss with ice cream in summer!

17. When I'm not around, go home as soon as you go out. Don't be too late. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

18. I was going to lose weight as a lightning bolt this year and blind your eyes, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your view.

19. Some things, some people, some scenery, once looked at each other, even for a moment, are eternal.

20. Learn to bask in the sun, the goddess takes a selfie, the local tyrant basks in money, the model basks in the body, Lao Tzu wants to bask in the sun, and it rains every day!

2 1. I know you are all learning to drive, and now I dare not cross the road.

22. Remember to smile all the time, which will make you look like a psycho who can't be provoked casually.

23. The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

24. In summer, we have been on and off for so many years, because of this. Can't you bend the rules and calm down? !

25. Don't talk about quitting smoking and drinking. You are always deceiving yourself.

26. When everyone is low-key, they can be high-key, but they can't be out of tune.

27. A woman's life-when she was a child, she was naughty, grew up in Taobao, worked in gold, married rice, and was eliminated when she was old. Women, act quickly while you are still young.

28. Most people's current state is: they can't learn, can't play, can't sleep well, they are all wrong and eat too much.

Which sentence do you like?

(Some pictures and texts are from the Internet, delete! )