Thunder people play cheap and say: don't always call me an animal, get to know me better, and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

1. Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure leads to habitual abortion.

Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Bring more scriptures. Jason Wu, go and see if Bajie is ripe.

Your wedding has nothing to do with me, I'm only interested in your funeral.

My world used to be gray, but after you broke into my world, damn it! It's all dark.

6.why do you drink so much water? I just ate an apple. But what does this have to do with drinking water? I forgot to wash the apples just now.

7. One day I bathed my six-year-old son and told him the philosophy of life while washing. I said: work hard and be positive. The son bowed his head and said nothing, thoughtfully. Suddenly looked up and asked me: Dad, the penis is always facing down, how can I make it face up? I fell to the ground and smoked.

At the beginning of the month, the dog was very happy. It eats what I eat! By the end of the month, the dog is also very happy. I will eat whatever it eats.

9. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

10. You can do good without leaving your name, but you have to leave your real name in Weibo, so it is not a good thing to go to Weibo.

1 1. There are fewer and fewer heart-to-heart, and mating is getting earlier and earlier.

12. The old vine is crying, the price of the school canteen is rising, my classmates are hungry, the sun is setting, and I want to go home.

13. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will be fat. If you are fat, you will be unhappy.

14. asking what money is in the world only makes people commit themselves to life and death.

15. Just now, I heard a girl quarreling with someone on the phone and threw out a very sharp sentence: Your IQ balance is insufficient, please recharge it first.

16. Stone steps asked Buddha: We are all stones. Why are you worshipped and I trampled? The Buddha sneered: You only got four knives and became a stone step, but I got a thousand knives to get where I am today. If you want to succeed, you have to go through hardships! A few days later, the stone steps brought a companion and found the Buddha statue: this is my cousin, chopping block, and you told him. Buddha statue:

17. Congratulations on winning the lottery. Guess the title of the song and answer "It's a pity it's not you"

18. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

19. Your husband has been sleeping in other places, and you have been forced to get out of bed.

20. Why does the earth rotate? Because I was slapped tens of millions of years ago and then I was dazzled.

2 1. Ready to sing: I hope you don't live as well as me, die earlier than me, eat badly, sleep badly, and look very old. People who are not good to me.

22. We are still relatives, and there is no hierarchy in Chinese New Year.

23. A movie character invited me to play Huo Yuanjia, but I want to lose weight, because the director said that I played thin Huo Yuanjia, and later I learned that I was salesman A.

24. Those who don't want to start school are all good children, indicating that there is no object at school.

25. Homework is in the window, which is open. You can handle the typhoon yourself!

26. You think you are wine, and the more you put it, the more delicious it becomes. In fact, you are a fart, and it will be tasteless for a while.

27. If you give a person a rose, you will be coquettish.

28. If there are many setbacks in life, I will break up with you.

29. Now people talk about strangers. Who talks about life? We can talk about human nature first, and then about sex.

30. A buddy, his mother used to be a long-distance runner of the provincial track and field team, and he was also an athlete since he was a child. Every time he made a mistake and was chased by his mother, they both chased him to the next town and took a taxi back.

3 1. I grew up with a heart that I didn't want to learn.

Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals!

1, you have to eat a little properly to lose weight.

2. When there is a phone bill, you call it a mobile phone. When there is no phone bill, your mobile phone is just an Mp3 player.

The taste of idleness is worse than poverty.

What makes me hysterical is always other people's stories in movies.

5. When people change their minds, they will do what they say. People are bad, and it's no fun to be sad!

6, there are girls who don't bubble and rebel; If you meet a girl, you will pick it up and do good for heaven.

7. "I want to marry you all home," I said in front of the ATM.

8. I must appear in your household registration book. If I am not your wife, I am your stepmother.

9. You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?

10, May sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liang said, sir, no!

1 1. Time will tell you who is your real friend and who is your unfamiliar dog.

12, teachers should be careful when their moral standards are not awake when they are particularly sleepy.

13, people who don't like me, you can pretend to be blind or commit suicide.

14, don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

15, I will try to save money to buy an ATM.

16, as long as the hoe dances well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

17, you lean on the river and watch your dick die and your dog turn over.

18, I can only let time stubble and scar the wound.

19, then I'll tell you about your xx dog.

20. Guan Yu said: If you are embarrassed, don't blame your brother.

2 1, even if you are occupied, I will use flowers instead of trees.

22. When you meet a robber in the middle of the night, he says he won't let you go unless he sings. What are you going to sing? Hao Han Song

Please forgive my fear and timidity. If you don't like the next story, I will abstain.

24, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man.

It's not about striving for your own happiness, but about starting over.

26. Happiness is that cats eat fish; Dogs eat meat; Concave-convex men hit mobs/Su Ming/Huang Li/

27. Simple people are quick, but sophisticated people get old.

28. If you are not full, you will have a problem. If you are full, you will have countless troubles.

29. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

30. If you are concerned, your life will be strong.

3 1, believe it or not, wechat is all returned.

32. It's good to know what you are.

I didn't know I had homework yesterday!

I am not a straw boat. Don't send it to me if you have a bitch.

1. Whenever I encounter difficulties, I study the Tibetan scriptures: "Oh, come on, moo, coax."

All the money belongs to me.

3. besides looking good, nail polish has another advantage. You can shave when you are bored.

4, WeChat is awesome, it is difficult to make a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.

5. It's not that I am debauched, but that I can't find the direction of reservation.

6. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

7. Is it easy for my parents to make me so fat for so many years? I will never lose weight, and I will never lose weight.

8. Criteria for choosing a husband: Even if my face is disfigured, I have the courage to take me out. Even if I have plastic surgery, I still have the ability to get me back.

9. Summer has come, but my figure is not ready yet.

10, women must have their own house, so when they quarrel, they can say loudly, "Get out."

1 1, eating and living is like a train. To sum up, shopping-eating, shopping-eating, shopping-eating, shopping, shopping, shopping, shopping …

12, thank you for stealing my date and letting me know that he is putting on airs.

13, online banking is called online banking, so what about mobile banking …

14. It is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, three people will feel like light bulbs.

15, Tomb-Sweeping Day, some people are not dead, but they really want to bury them.

16, the three most touching words in the world are not' I love you', but' you have lost weight'.

17, who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts, and now the screen is black.

18, Tomb-Sweeping Day should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because your youth is buried there.

19, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium.

20. On the way to SB, I always mistakenly used the accelerator as a brake and accidentally rushed ahead.

2 1, I'm not a straw boat, so don't send me if it's cheap.

22. Play with your mobile phone in class, but your deskmate says no. I said I don't play with your mobile phone.

23. Bring it on if you dare. I promise you can't beat me under the age of six!

24. I finally know why I am single: those who like me don't like me, and those who like me don't know.

25, drink Besunyen Changrun tea, whoosh, the chest is gone.

26. I really want to kiss myself if I can't reach it.

27. I know I am a P, but I like to play handstand and pretend to be a B.

I don't mind that you don't love me, but I mind that you play with me.

1, the most important three days: the day when there is you in the world, the day when there is me in the world, and the day when you and I become us.

2, not persistent, kind, sincere and most reliable.

3. What time has taught me most is to give up and cherish.

4. Remember to turn back if you are wrong, and let go if you love someone if you are wrong.

My happiness stopped from the moment I met you.

6. Why are so many people willing to let you fall?

7. The most tacit thing we do is that I ignore you and you ignore me.

8, daughter-in-law, look at so many people wearing iron rings, or I'll get you one. Speak human words! I want to marry you.

9. When you leave, don't ask where you are going, but the spring breeze of good wine remains the same.

10, cool breeze, bright dreams, here are your keys and my locks.

1 1. If you don't love me, please say so, don't sneak around and be gentle with others.

12, I learned later that you just want to keep someone who likes you, not me.

13, I am on the blacklist of my lover.

14, not accepting any criticism. If you criticize me, I will hit you.

15, it feels good to be hugged when you are sad.

16, I'm not your mother. Don't talk to me in your undigested voice.

17, I don't mind if you don't love me, I mind if you fool me.

18 Apart from your name, there are not so many warm words that can touch me.

19, one thing in life is very important, that is, you should learn to give love and know how to meet love.

20. The flowers are really in bloom today. I thought you would like them.

2 1, I love you, with no purpose, just love you.

22. I am willing to give up everything and miss you for the rest of my life.

23. At our age, we practice love more than falling in love.

24. I am used to using your name to refuse others.

25. Do you still want to get married after being young and frivolous?

26. Loving someone who doesn't love you is like holding a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the heavier the injury.

27. I often look up at the sky because that's where you are.

28. No matter who I talk to, no matter how high I get along with, I can't beat your position in my heart.

I always thought that time could cure everything.