You know, I won't spend the rest of my life with you.

1. When you started talking about me behind my back, you had already lost. You talk about me, but I think you are nothing.

Don't stand at the highest point of morality to criticize others and say things that others shouldn't say. How I live the life I like is none of your business.

I won't raise my hand again, lest you misunderstand that you are the best in the world.

4. Drink if you have a stomachache, hurt yourself if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and don't find someone I like to accompany you.

I wish you a sudden death when you talk about me behind my back.

6. I am so cute, you don't like me, you are sick!

7. Drink the strongest wine and go to the best hospital for rescue.

8. All roads lead to the same goal, but dogs and people have to go their separate ways.

9. You don't have to worry about the gap between my photo and myself, whether fat or thin, tall or short, you know I won't live with you in the future.

10. Are you crazy? Because people think dogs are friends of human beings?

1 1. I used to be afraid of offending people, afraid to ask, afraid to say the wrong thing, afraid of silence, afraid of being ignored, afraid of the other party being unhappy, and facing everyone with trepidation. Unfortunately, I didn't get the corresponding respect. Later, I began to indulge myself and indulge myself. If you are late, I'll go first. If I don't want to do it, I will never be forced. I just play with my mobile phone when I break the ice, and I only care about my personal feelings. The rest is none of my business.

12. If you get married in the future and the bride is not me, then I will move next door to your house and treat your son better than my own son until your wife doubts life.

13. Shut up, we have nothing to talk about except love.

14.00 describes the process of World War II: the Soviet Union got on the list and China got off the road to fight a tough battle. France beat a weak chicken in the wild, and Britain in the middle barely gave it a head. The United States developed in the early stage, and then pushed the middle road to the crystal in the later stage. I didn't expect it to be on the highland. Germany is very tough. The flash pass in the middle is used, but the pig teammate Italy is weaker, which is simply a latent undercover.

15. My present state and mood are not what I want, I asked for it.

Personality, speaking phrases, domineering

16. Life doesn't love me, and I don't love my life.

17. If you talk to one woman, I will talk to ten men. You can go out for half a day, or I can go out for three days and three nights. If you don't reply to my message, I can ignore it. You are more attractive to me than you are. Aren't you a man? What's the big deal? Equality between men and women. Why should I be wronged and deserve it? It's my fault that you are angry.

18. I am not simply jealous, but jealous of tying a ton of explosives.

19. You don't have to worry about the difference between me and the photo. No matter whether I am fat or thin, tall or short, you know that I won't live with you in the future.

20. This kind of thing is a man. He's fine. He thinks you have cancer when you cough. He can't even see you commit suicide in front of him while playing games.

2 1. Show off what? Don't forget that your new love is the old shoes I once threw away!

22. Throw away things you don't like, black out people you hate, sleep when you are unhappy, delete photos you are tired of watching, confess when you meet people you like, eat food you like when you are hungry, well, clean up your mood, and then don't pour bitter water, get drunk or cry for people who are not worth it.

Damn it, I will never drink with you again. My ass hurts.

Guide: It's cold, so I don't want to move with a quilt. "Husband, close the door", "Husband, turn off the light", "Husband, turn off the TV" and "Husband, turn off ..." Husband roared, "I'm a fucking switch!" "Well, don't be angry, husband. Who said you were a switch? You are a plug once in a while! "

1, the couple quarreled, and the man was scolded and said, "Oh, you are usually gentle, but you are quite fierce when you quarrel!" The woman smiled proudly, and the man also smiled: "What's so good about that?"

2. Three women are chatting at work. A: I touched my husband's balls when I slept last night, and the result was cold. I really didn't notice. Go back and try it at night. The next day, B: What you said is true. I touched my husband's balls last night, and it was really cold! On the third day, they saw C's face was black and blue, there was nothing good about him, and there were tears in his eyes: I don't trust you anymore. Did I put my hand on my husband's balls last night? Strange, other people's balls are cold, how come yours are hot?

There is a little girl in the workshop who is very beautiful and loves dressing up. One day, she saw her nails dyed colorful. She once joked, "Nail dyeing is good. Let me have a look." "Isn't it nice?" "Red, blue, eh? You are missing a dye! " Why do you feel that she is deliberately avoiding me these days?

My wife and I were sitting shopping, thinking that there was a serious traffic jam in the city. I thought about taking the subway. Just got on, there was no seat, and someone got off at the station. My wife grabbed a seat and asked me, "Do you want to sit?" I smiled contemptuously: "Let's go home and do it!"

Just now, I came out of the toilet and didn't wash my hands. I took a sip of water in my seat, felt cold and vomited again. Colleagues leisurely came to the sentence: "Others washed their hands after going to the toilet, and you rinsed your mouth after going to the toilet. What did you do in the toilet?"

6. Girlfriend: "Take this bottle of vitamin tablets to your secretary." Boyfriend: "Why? What vitamins should I bring her? When did your relationship become so good? " Girlfriend: "She left a lot of hair on your clothes yesterday."

7. Take a girl with big breasts to the car and stand next to the young couple. It is estimated that the man has been glancing at the big breasts, and the daughter-in-law can't help but sneer: "Look ... Look ... What's there to see?" No matter how big it is, it won't hang down? Big-breasted sister glanced at the woman: "It's too extravagant to hang two raisins." ... "The whole car was suffocated by internal injuries. ...

8. I went to a friend's house to play at night and saw that he had changed to a beautiful girlfriend. I asked him inexplicably: How can you find such a beautiful girlfriend when you are so ugly? Do you often change? My friend didn't speak, so he went to the kitchen and took out a bag of sugar and sprinkled it on the table. He licked one at a time, licked up a catty of sugar in less than 3 minutes, and then looked at me blankly. ...

9. Xiao Wang: "Dad, I'm back." Lao Wang: "Get off work so early today?" Xiao Wang: "Hey! I played jokes with Xiaohong too much at work today ... "Lao Wang:" What happened later? Is it a female colleague who came to our house last time? " Xiao Wang: "Yes. She explodes first! I was so angry that I scolded her: "You son of a bitch!" The boss heard me and I was fired! "Lao Wang:" You are right to fight back. Wait ... What did you say you called her? You son of a bitch, get out of the house at once! "

10, Father: "Daughter, please remember these five life advice. 1, learn to refuse. 2. Not afraid of challenges. 3. Diligent and studious. 4. Think from different angles. 5. Never give up! " Daughter: "I see, it means" soft fall ","hard ","don't stop ","change your posture "and" try again ".

1 1. Today, I went to the market with my wife and met an old classmate (female). Seeing that she bought a lot of cucumbers, I felt a little strange, so I teased, "Oh, can a person buy so much food?" Female students slowly replied: "Yin beauty, oral whitening, external itching ..." I understood in an instant!

12. During a chat in high school, a female classmate told me that girls don't like boys with long nails. I was thinking, maybe they all like clean boys ... Now that I think about it, I never have long nails. Should I contact her again?

13, I was walking on the road in a rainstorm today, next to a small eaves. A girl in a long skirt was hiding there, and her clothes were all wet, and I was soaked, which was quite embarrassing ... This girl in a long skirt and a white shirt who looked very gentle didn't wear underwear! I can see through her. ...

14, the sister who just lived downstairs knocked at the door and said she was taking a bath. There is no water supply at home, and she wants to lend me a bath. It was a little cold outside, and when I saw her wrapped in a bath towel, I thought about letting her in. Suddenly a brainwave! Isn't that right? Everyone lives in the same building and uses the same water system. Why didn't you stop me? Nima was trying to rub my water! Blow her away!

15, I went on a business trip to the north years ago, but I couldn't adapt to the dry climate there, and even had a nosebleed! So QQ posted a status: "I have a nosebleed!" "As a result, I received a reply from N Duoshen: Who did it? So powerful? I said, what are you thinking?

16, I was really scared at that time. Mine seems difficult to get in. I don't know if it was difficult for everyone for the first time, and then it really hurt when I went in! But when I went in, I began to feel good, and soon. I didn't feel much when the liquid went in ... I caught a cold and had to be infused.

17, a college roommate, insisted on using my computer to copy movies one night. I asked him if acting was funny. I didn't answer. I searched the computer for a long time, muttering to myself, alas, it is impossible ... Then he found that 222G was displayed outside the movie folder and 34G was displayed inside the folder. My roommate said bitterly, I want to disappear 188g ... Nima, the one that disappeared 188g. ...

18, my friend has hemorrhoids. Drinking and eating hot pot will hurt the next day I didn't know it before. Yesterday, I was in a bad mood. I dragged myself to drink and eat hot pot with him. The next day, I was in the elevator to work, and he suddenly told me that I would never drink with you again. My ass hurts! As a result, the elevator was quiet in an instant, and everything was as I understood! I ...

19, winter is coming and the weather is getting drier and drier. A MM is applying hand cream in the office. A male colleague leaned in and said, "I want to wipe it, too." Say that finish and put out your hand. MM looked at it and said, "You should put some conditioner on your hands."

20. We went to the military parade today, and everyone took off their clothes. The doctor smiled and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?" "No ... no ..." "Then turn around and let me see if you have a boyfriend?" ……

2 1, I am male, and I have a little bloody stool for no reason. I took my roommate with me to the hospital. After the examination, the doctor said, "No problem, just pay attention later." "Pay attention to the point? Pay attention to what? " The doctor looked at us. Say, "You know."

22. I can finally have a day off today. My daughter-in-law is not at home yet. Call her. Me: "Wife, where have you been?" Wife: "I'm shopping with my best friend." My wife's words are unreliable these days. Her best friend is clearly in my arms!

23. At a class reunion, my first girlfriend came with her 3-year-old daughter. In the spirit of jokes, she teased her daughter and said, "Tell dad I'll give you 100 yuan." This product has been hit 10 times! that this is not the important question. The point is that her mother came up to me and said in my ear, "Her eyes are like yours." Did I find anything?

24. The first time I brought my girlfriend home, my parents and all my relatives objected because she was too beautiful and unreliable. After gaining 20 pounds, they took her home again, but they still objected on the grounds that she was too rich and afraid that I would be bullied in the future. Now take her home, my mother cried helplessly and said to me: Daughter, can't you find a man to live a good life?

25, the unit organized a tour, a sister came late, and she couldn't find a seat when she got on the bus for a while. A buddy patted his thigh and said, "Sit here." Sister said: "I am a daughter!" " I'm afraid you can't afford it. "The buddy replied," It doesn't matter, I have an ancestral jack. "A second later, the whole car burst into laughter.

26. My sister is a makeup expert. She can turn a flower into an oriental beauty. Once, she put on makeup for a little sister. After painting makeup, she was about to put lipstick on her eyes and so on. My little sister said something that I will never forget: "I don't have to draw my mouth, I have to work." work ...

27. There is a buddy in the class who often wears only underwear when he goes back to the dormitory. It's bigger there, and people nicknamed him "Giant Base". As we all know, schools often fill in some professional forms. Once when he was filling in, he suddenly came to fill in a major, and a buddy behind him directly said "major"!

28. The company is going to lay off employees, and the boss gave me a trick to fill in the blanks and let the employees hand them in. After everyone finished, the boss began to say, fill in "Gou", the man stayed and the woman left. Fill in "hang", the man will go and the woman will stay.

29. It's too hot to sleep at night. I was chatting with some neighbors downstairs. I don't know whose house is upstairs, but suddenly there was a moan. Several people are listening attentively. It happened that neighbor Lao Wang passed by and sighed and said, Lao Li on the fifth floor, don't go back and look, it's your wife!

30. Go to the foot washing city next to the railway station and have a rest. As soon as she entered the box, the waitress asked, Do you need any other services? I asked: What do other services include? Big sister pun: everything can be tolerated. I said, oh, then hold your ear and I'll have a look.

Editor's note: A female student was late for class and was fined for running laps. Soon it rained heavily. Suddenly, the girl thought the rain had stopped. Seeing a boy running with an umbrella next to him, the girl blushed and said, "I have a boyfriend." Unexpectedly, the boy said, "If I don't come, your boyfriend will come. How can I bear his pain? "

I know, I'm not happy.

1, I know, I am not happy! More often, I am alone, hiding in my own space.

2. Is every sincerity only sad? Looking at the mood in your WeChat, my heart will be pricked. Who can understand the taste of a knife?

I suddenly feel alive. I really don't know why I am alive. Suddenly I feel that I have no faith and no dreams. Even the road of life is lost. The lost child seems to be unable to find his way home.

4, often in the middle of the night, a person in front of the window, slowly lit a cigarette. Just to make that lonely feeling of anesthesia and heartache, let that flash light my dim eyes. ...

5, a heart, always floating heavily ... guardian, always the most beautiful and desolate ... Perhaps, sometimes it is deliberately filled with this atmosphere. ...

6, all the way to today, as if being chosen to walk strangely, and then being taken into a strange circle.

7. I always thought that the world was worth persisting in, falling down again and again and standing up unswervingly. In the end, I worked hard and believed that I could gain people's minimum trust, but it collapsed. .......

8. I always want to leave myself somewhere, let the wind and rain beat me, and finally die naturally.

9. Even if it's not such a happy ending, at least you gave me the best thing in my life, enough for me to remember and forget all my life.

10, we all fall in love with someone we can't hold hands with all our lives, which is doomed to be a sad ending.

1 1, I really don't know when I can go out. I can't leave you, but I don't want to keep you.

12, people become so small and fragile in front of reality. I lost, lost in the distance, lost you.

13, maybe both you who love me so much and I who love you so much are trapped in the past, let go, and love will be over.

14, sometimes, I hope that time will stop for myself, so that I will die with the person I like; But it always backfires.

15, sometimes, I find that people around me don't know themselves. Facing people around me, I suddenly feel speechless.

16. Sometimes, when you are weak, you want to hide alone and don't want others to see your wound.

17 Sometimes, I suddenly want to escape from my present life, pack simple luggage and go wandering.

18, I really want to say to you: don't go? But I can't say it.

19, my heart is full of unhappiness. Looking for someone to talk to, tossing and turning, I found no one around.

20. Sometimes I really want to disappear from this world silently, as if I had never lived in the future.

Love said, would you be happy without me? I haven't been happy since I left you.

I'm not afraid of hardship, I just want a happy family together.

I choke on every word. People who have hurt me. I also see through everything.

In fact, it is really difficult for couples to fall in love easily and stay together until they are old. There are many feelings that make time become a stranger, lack of language communication, and finally become a familiar stranger.

I met him on WeChat. I don't know if this is luck or what. I wonder what he is doing every day. I can't stop thinking about him. I know I'm stupid, but I can't make myself miss him. Seeing him again and again now seems to be a childhood fantasy. I don't know when I will wake up.

Life is not easy, you don't need to be eager for others' understanding and recognition, and live your life quietly. If the heart doesn't move, what does wind energy do? If you don't get hurt, the years will be fine.

I suddenly want to go herding cattle. I sleep on the back of a cow. If the cow is lost, I lose it, so I'm not worried.

A person's life is neither as good as imagined nor as bad as imagined. There will be sadness behind everyone and unspeakable difficulties. Everyone has their own tears to wipe and their own way to go. Just remember to add a coat to yourself when you are cold, buy yourself a bread when you are hungry, and give yourself a strong one when you are injured.

In front of the person who loves you, you will always be a child, but in front of the person who doesn't love you, you will always be a man.

In the adult world, there are old people and young people. We can't go beyond the world, we can't love if we want, and we can go on bravely for responsibility.

Honey, if you are tired, stop and have a rest. Cry, it doesn't matter if you are weak. Leaning on someone else's shoulder, or tears falling from the corner of your eyes, is not cowardice.

Riding an electric car home from work, it's a little cold and I want to cry.

Time never perfunctory the existence of every life, it is kind to the beginning of every sunrise, will continue countless stories. What you pay now will be a kind of precipitation. The road of life depends on your own progress step by step. What can really protect you is your own choice. Happiness and misfortune in life are not consistent as expected, so we don't have to regret it. If it is beautiful, it is called wonderful; If it is bad, it is called experience.

There are always regrets in life, but the future is still beautiful.

At the age of thirty, I learned to hide my tears and grow up in the wind and rain. Even if you like someone, you dare not express it easily, for fear that there will be no result. I used to be a naive child, but the reality made me invulnerable. I want nothing for the rest of my life. I like the person I like now, healthy and safe, even if I can't be together.

No matter how stormy it is, you should take an umbrella alone. Even if there are more obstacles, you should try your best to solve them.

Life is not easy, you don't need to be eager for others' understanding and recognition, and live your life quietly. If the heart doesn't move, what does wind energy do? If you don't get hurt, the years will be fine.

Suddenly I feel like a lost child! I can't find my way! I really want to cry! I feel like I'm not myself anymore.

Whether you admit it or not, the world is always hard, so is life, workplace and life.

I don't know when it started! I dare not shed tears! I dare not tell others easily from my heart! It doesn't matter what you do! But my heart is full of Wang Yang! It's good to be young. Dare to say, dare to think and dare to do! The older you get, the more careful you are! Really tired!

Life is short, and the rest of my life is long. Love yourself, cry more and laugh more, and everything will pass.

Behind the smile, it is not as easy to bear the unknown life as imagined.

I didn't know my parents' sufferings when I was a child, but now I am an adult, and I also realize the hardships of my parents when I was a child. Parents have worked hard! I wish my parents good health, happiness every day and love you forever, my parents.