Classic humorous sentences of lovers

What are the classic and humorous sentences between lovers? The following is a classic couple humor sentence I shared with you, hoping to help you.

1, my rose package is a bit silly, my paper crane is a bit silly, even the star I want to pick is not the brightest one, but please believe that my heart is the truest and truest, dear, I miss you.

2. Missing is a song I sing for you, cherish every sentence; True feelings are the poems I wrote for you, and every word is sincere. When the sunset turns red in the sky, it is my love for you burning, dear, happy Valentine's Day!

3. If missing is rain, I am soaked; If missing is wine, I have been drunk and dreaming; If missing is a knife, I have been black and blue; If missing is a needle, I have been riddled with holes; If missing is happiness, then I miss you more!

4. Share your little sadness, enjoy your gentleness, and hide you quietly in your heart; Read your mood poems, appreciate your smiling face and hold you firmly in my hand. I miss you so much at the weekend, and I wish you much sweetness!

5, thousands of thoughts, solidified in the air. Raise the wind to blow to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, and thinking of you is my happiness!

6. I don't need a commitment, no matter how many vows I make, I will spend them in the years; I only believe that living together can make me feel the joy of life. Dear, you are the baby in my heart, love you, this life.

7. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die! Happy Valentine's Day!

8. I have countless dreams, and you are in every dream; I have countless fantasies, and you are in every fantasy; I prayed hundreds of times, and you were there every time I prayed. May the god of fate let me see you, hear you and get you!

9. The wind is like silk, the moon is like frost, and the bright moon still shines on the mountains. Heartbroken, dreams shattered, tears poured down in an instant. Hurt my heart, hurt my feelings, miss you very far. Love is gone, my heart is cold, and my life is over.

10, repeating the same idea every minute, thinking of your gentle smile; Counting the same expectations day after day, looking forward to the day of goodbye, holding hands sweetly, dear, when will you come to my side again?

1 1. Your name is my only sentence in Quotations of Love, and you are my only flight in Ocean of Love! Let you and I take this flight together and have a romantic and happy Valentine's Day!

12, when I miss you, I can only look up at the stars. When the meteor passes by, I make a wish, one or two even the same wish, as long as there is you, as long as there is love! This is my confidence to move forward, baby, I love you so much!

13, falling in love with you is the greatest happiness in my life, thinking of you is my sweetest pain, and being with you is my pride. Without you, I am like a lost ship.

14, I am satisfied when I think of you in a quiet night; I am satisfied when I dream of seeing you in a pleasant dream; Thinking of you in deep thoughts makes me satisfied; It's enough for me to miss you at any time.

15, I can't get rid of my thoughts about you. It devours my thoughts inch by inch, confuses my heart and shakes my eyes. I can't live a normal life. When will your salvation come to me?

16, I miss your heart and want to get drunk with you every day; I miss you so much that I can't wait to see you from time to time. Tired of thinking about you, I can't wait to sleep with you every day; I'm tired of thinking about you, and I can't wait to be with you forever; Dear, my heart is all on you, and my feelings are infinitely lingering!

17, I miss you, you know? Miss you, do you feel it? Missing silently, let every minute of memories flash gently; Waiting silently, let every day and night pass by gently; Silent blessing, silent prayer, may you be happy every second!

18, can I meet you across the milky way stars? Not afraid of the distance, I just hope to be by your side at this moment. The past is like smoke, like a dream, which aggravates my thoughts and pursues eternal love in this life.

19, missing is so tossing and turning, just like a conditioned reflex, surging at the moment when every night comes, and the torture of acacia is entangled in love. Happiness, hold fast to the spark of love, and don't let fate flow through your fingers. For you, I am willing to work hard all my life!

20. How many words I want to say, but I never have time, how many beautiful songs I can't finish, and how many trivial things I can't mention at will. Fortunately, a message told me that I miss you very much.

2 1, I stopped eating when I was hungry, so I did; I didn't sleep when I was sleepy, and I did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person, it's a pity that I didn't tell you when I missed you. I really can't do it.

22. The petals of missing flowers rotate in the wind and fall on the lake of memories. The ripples of the years spread, and your face is still clear. I don't want to say anything sooner or later. I love you as before, and my life will not change. A few words, a thousand words, every sentence is missing!

23, let me accompany you, so as not to miss you; Let me stay with you until my face grows old; Let me accompany you, don't let loneliness come; Let me stay with you and enjoy the warmth and sweetness; Let me stay with you, happiness will be everywhere. Love you as always!

24, miss your feelings, like fog, like clouds and like rain, tangled in the bottom of my heart; The visibility ahead is extremely low, and I can only see you; Surging thoughts, pounding the heart embankment, body and mind are haggard and twisted for you. When I saw the rainbow after the rain, I saw you.

25, full of thoughts about you; What is deep is my love for you; Deep is attachment to you; Waiting for you for a long time. I have been waiting, I want to write a book of life with you!

26, doing things never makes sense! Don't tell me any promises, they are all false; Don't say you love me forever, because I can't see how far forever is!

27. When the winter wind blows and the cold strikes, I miss you deeply. It's raining and winter is thick, and I miss you in my heart; Loneliness, how lonely, thinking of you in my heart, it is difficult to control myself; Yueming, I miss you, and I love you forever!

28. The sea is blue, the sky is wide, and my thoughts are spreading; The wind is light and the clouds are light, and care is carried forward with the wind; The moonlight is hazy, the water waves are rippling, and I really want to hold you in my arms; SMS, Acacia, I wish you happiness!

29. It is distance that opens the curtain of lovesickness; It is the change of time that verifies the footsteps of love; Sweet taste flies in the air, romantic feeling composes happy notes, falling in love with you is the greatest happiness in my life!

30, l, I care about you all my life. Oh, I miss you. I like that you are full of love and long-term. E, although shyly facing one side, I still want to tell you: I like you! As simple as the combination of missing and love!

3 1, getting sick is not terrible, as long as you have faith, recovery is not a dream, and you will make great achievements in the future; Take disease as a challenge and faith as a weapon. I wish you a speedy recovery!

32. There is a kind of marriage in the world, but love is respect and love is the foundation. Holding a wisp in the palm of your hand is the most exciting and worrying thing!

33. It rains because the clouds cry, blooms because the wind laughs, snows because the sun sleeps, the moon is round because the stars are drunk, and I send you a text message because I miss you!

34. Li Bai said that when I looked up, I found it was moonlight, so I followed his example. I occasionally look up, only to find that the moon is full of your shadow, but what about the fairy on the moon? I miss you very much, but you are the fairy in my heart! I have fallen in love with everything about you.

35. I yearn for infatuated love, I miss the feelings close at hand, I envy the colorful marriage, and I long for dreamy romance. Let you and I fall in love hungrily, let us fall in love madly!

36. Every meeting is so beautiful that it becomes my eternal memory. Even though we are far apart, we have at least the same memories, and our lovesickness is unbearable. Your shadow is always in the tears beside my pillow.

37. Let my love stay with you forever, no matter whether the wind and rain will never come again. My heart has been given to you, without a promise. I just want to be with you in my life.

38. I am worried in my heart, and I am even more worried when I am worried. You don't have me in your heart, but I haven't thought about the consequences. I have never stopped thinking about you, and I dare not lose my heart. Knowing that you have a sweetheart, you will not cherish this fate and you will be depressed.

39. As soon as the Paris passenger plane landed, the rain at Versailles began to trickle, and I missed the overflow on the Rhine. I accidentally stole a kiss on the Champs Elysé es all my life. I miss you, and the time is just right.

40, the sound of flowers, the wind knows, the wind broadcasts a slight fragrance; Reading your voice, dreaming that there is sadness in your dream; I miss your voice, I know. I miss you!

4 1, I missed you again on Monday, dreaming of a sweet meeting seven days later; I miss you three times on Wednesday, and my missing mood will never change; I miss you five times on Friday, and a happy life is about to be beautiful!

42. The space cut by time makes me miss what I miss. At the moment of time collection, I miss what a beautiful mood I have hidden. Dear, thank you. I am very happy every day you spend.

43. Remember? How many beautiful and charming nights we spent happily in the faint moonlight!

44. Five points of passion, six points of reverie, seven points of hope, eight points of tears, but nine points of certainty, very romantic and thoughtful. I miss you most, whether you are on a lonely journey in a foreign country or on a passenger ship just returning home, full of stars and moonlight!

Fate, let me meet you. Feelings make me like you. Time, let me love you. Miss, let me remember you. Heartache reminds me of you. In my heart, everything is you. It's just that I don't have you around!

46. Inadvertently, spring strips away the laziness of winter, flies at the limit of the world, and collects your smiling face and your warmth. Inadvertently, I fell in love with your figure, wandering in the dream, watering time and clearing away distractions.

47. The feeling of missing you is like: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I'll do nothing but miss you!

48. When autumn comes, I send my sweat and fruit to my hometown full of lilacs, to you, and to our years of love.

49, our short separation, let me miss you has been deepening, wife, I would like to turn into a wandering cloud, floating to your side, watching your every move, listening to your words, then I will feel very happy, because I miss you infinitely in my heart!

50. When thoughts turn into rain, I see flowers in the rain; When my thoughts turned into clouds, I saw the clouds on the horizon again; When thoughts turn into songs, sing words of concern for you; When my thoughts turn into tears, what slips away is my concern for you.

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