Looking for Degang Guo's classic sentences

1: "Excuse me, Grandpa, how can I get to America?" "Then who knows? Ask the village chief! "

2: Speak louder without electricity!

Don't leave after the party, go to eat-whoever goes will pay.

4: Crosstalk is good! Attack ugliness, musk and righteousness (promote righteousness).

There are always more than 1000 traditional cross talks left by the old gentleman. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, there are now more than 400 pieces left. There are still 300 paragraphs that are not allowed to be said. 100 is in conflict with building a harmonious society.

6: Listening to cross talk more shows that you are patriotic. There is a child near our home who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, such as English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic ... Can he sit with Eight-Nation Alliance and scold him anyway? Tell him you listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand! " Ignoring the law, I would have killed him! He can cross talk in a foreign language in July and August, but he doesn't understand!

The house where we live is full of holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes it rains so hard that the whole family goes to the yard to take shelter from the rain.

8: We decided that we want to fly in heaven, and one of the two birds wants to make cauliflower.

9: Are you willing to listen, are you willing to listen, or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.

10: This guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 30 in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic jam was very serious.

1 1: Your shameless appearance is like my charm.

12: Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week. I ...

13: Brother, I hope the world will be peaceful, the people of the world will live and work in peace and contentment, and there will be no war, ok?

God thought about it. Let's tell the truth about this difficulty. I'm not that easy. Really, brother, I'm not refuting your face. I won't tell you anything else. Can you change it? Let's discuss something else. I brought a photo of Yu Qian when I touched him. Brother, look at this. This is my other disciples. His name is Yu Qian. He looks cold and can't find anyone. Please make him more beautiful.

God: (thinking) Let's talk about world peace (tearing up photos).

Degang Guo: Hey, why did you tear up the photo? I don't agree. I don't agree. Why tear it? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits!

14: I have money at home and drive a 13 Cadillac. As soon as I heard the sound, I knew it was a good machine, imported from Germany and "chug chug". Oh, three jumps.

At first, half of Beijing was full of black smoke, and the traffic police shouted at you, "Elder Sun, take away your magical power."

15: From today on, I will never eat lobster again.

16: If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you one hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

The young man looks like an actor. ...

18: ok! This plane, like Dafa, has a rocking glass! ..... sitting on a big hat, Li Xia didn't give the newspaper ... Tianjin didn't make a big hat, but they all went to the United States ... and flew to the United States for half a year, adding more than 40,000 oil.

19: Guo: What should I do? I'm so rich. I don't know how to spend it Hey? ! Yu Qian, why don't I take care of you?

Will you take care of me? !

Guo: Ah ... no ... No matter how rich we are, we must choose our looks!

20: Shouxing Lao: Jade Emperor Jade Emperor! ~ something has come up.

Jade Emperor: What happened to the birthday girl?

Shouxing Lao: Do you have a hammer and nails? Let me use it. My sika deer bit the railing.

Jade Emperor: Shouxing, what can I say about you? It doesn't matter if you ride that deer, you have to feed it! ~

Degang Guo, male, born in Tianjin, 1973 65438+ 10/8, is a crosstalk performer, a film and television drama actor and a TV talk show host.

65438-0979 devoted himself to the art world, first learning storytelling from Gao Qinghai, a storytelling elder, then learning crosstalk from Chang Baofeng, a famous crosstalk artist, and then learning crosstalk from Hou, a crosstalk master. In the meantime, I studied Peking Opera, Pingju, Hebei Bangzi and other operas, and went to Liyuan for many years.

1996, founded Beijing Deyun Society.

Since 2005, Degang Guo and its Deyun Society have sprung up, which has made the public pay attention to the art category of cross talk again and realized the second revival of cross talk. ?

In 2006, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in the Opera House of the People's Liberation Army, and in the same year, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in Tianjin People's Gymnasium, setting a record of 25 consecutive appearances.

In 2008, he gave a special crosstalk performance in the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, becoming the first crosstalk performer to give a solo performance in the Great Hall of the People.

In 2009, he participated in the film "The Founding of the People's Republic of China".

20 10 hosts "Tonight's Play".

20 1 1 won the honor in new york Times. In the same year, he went to Australia to hold a special crosstalk show, which became the first overseas Shang Yan for non-cultural exchange in China phonology.

20 12 starred in the movie "Cars on the Road", and won the 7th Huading Award "Best Artist Award in Asia" and the China Award for Best Quyi Actor in the same year.

In 20 13, he first boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in China. Guo Dexiu, the host of Jiangsu Satellite TV.

20 14 starred in the comedy movie "big talk"; In the same year, he participated in the suspense movie "Mystery". I served as the tutor of Hubei Satellite TV's "I am a comedian" and stayed in the second season.

20 15 Degang Guo directed and starred in the film I want happiness. In the same year, I hosted "Outline to Your Side". ?

The opening ceremony of "20th Anniversary of Deyun Society" was held in 20 16, and the global crosstalk tour was launched.

20 16 and 20 17 twice served as the host of "Happy Comedian" of Oriental TV.