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On the sadness of repeating a grade in school

There is a prison called a school. There is a kind of prisoner called a student. There is a kind of imprisonment called nine-year compulsory education. Actually, we like going to school, but we don't like going to class. Miss those times when we used to make fun and laugh together. In every class, there is always a particularly black person. There is always a very tall person. There is always a fat man. There is always a natural curly person. There is always a person who likes to be funny but not annoying. There is always an ugly person who thinks he is the most beautiful person in the school! There are always some people who like to eat, drink and be merry, some who study hard, and some who are rotten ... To my dear classmates, who do you think of? Teachers always think that they are awesome. After teaching for more than ten years, they never think that we have been students for more than ten years. Teachers are weak. If no teacher can teach all subjects, then why do you want a student to learn all subjects? The school is not a funeral home. Why do you look up the list of remains? What mourning clothes and trousers do you wear? Mowing the grass at noon? It's really hard to attend classes. A little broken book, sitting all morning. Parent-teacher conference and mistress are the same in nature, aiming at destroying family harmony. Who works more than 12 hours a day? Who is the student? Who works overtime all day without labor security law? Who is the student? Who has no freedom? Only oppression and rules and regulations? Who has no right to speak, status and resist? Who can only obey? Who has worked hard and worked hard to get only a thin report card that will be despised and scolded? Who is the student? When school starts, the teacher will say to you, "School is your home". When you are sleeping in class, the teacher says, "You think school is your home". When cleaning, the teacher will say to you, "School is your home". When you don't wear your school uniform, the teacher says, "Do you think school is your home?" It counts as the college entrance examination. After 12 years of youth and at least 4,-5, tuition fees, we have supported Chenguang Factory, True Color Factory, Machine-readable Card Factory, numerous paper mills, numerous printing shops, Hanlin Bookstore, Xinhua Bookstore, the transportation industry in the city, restaurants around the school, and all teachers' salaries and bonuses, the principal's car, gas money, Gymnasium college entrance examination is a national pillar private enterprise, which is our credit. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called there will be no multiple-choice question called it looks like everyone. There is a kind of calculation question called crying while doing. There is an application question called getting up and collapsing. There is a kind of proof question called proving that your sister has an examination scope called "the whole book has to be tested" and there is an examination focus called "everything I said is the focus"