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1. I am not 1' s horse, but I am not 1' s donkey!

2. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

If you don't work hard now, you will remove all the bricks that others knock on the wall in the future.

I used to be poor, but I am happy. It's different now, not only poor, but also unhappy.

As a woman, there are two things that are the most bitter in life: sloppy and dull, meeting acquaintances on the road, and getting dressed up but not having a place.

6. Life never makes me comfortable. It always slaps me every once in a while to remind me that I will die if I make another mistake.

7. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

8. Fat man's motto is: Spring breeze can't blow you within ten miles, and you will make a hole where you fall.

9. In middle school, there were thieves who had no guts. In college, there are thieves who have no guts. Now there are thieves with courage, but there are no thieves.

10. There are two main reasons for not attending classes. One is that the mobile phone is too smart, and the other is that the deskmate is too beautiful.

1 1. Please take good care of your children when visiting relatives this Spring Festival! Don't call me aunt as soon as you see me, call me sister.

12. Corporate culture is a tool invented by capitalists to "make horses run fast and not let them eat grass"!

13. Don't blame "beauty is easy to get old. Husband is easy to run ",because" you spend too little money and give up your beauty ".

14. It is said that women in Wang Fu have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep and spend money, and they are unreasonable and do not work.

15. "Prove in one sentence that you have seen the four famous arrests." "My brother saved me, my strategist saved me, my sister saved me, and Wukong saved me."

16. Why do you remind me that money is not everything? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

17. I remember it was a cold winter. If you don't want to go to class in the morning, just ask my roommate to help me ask for leave, just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

18. The knives and forks used by foreigners to eat are simply weak, or our ancestors had the foresight to eat with chopsticks, so that we can free up one hand to play with our mobile phones when eating.

19. Even if the teacher talks about wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

I passed the exam again and again, but I failed today. The coach finally shouted at me impatiently, "Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after the exam?" . I'm speechless.

2 1. Mom: "Wear a mask when you go out." Me: "it's okay, mom, I'm over my cold!" " Mom: "No, you are not married at that age. How dare you go out? "

22. The exam does not require a plenary meeting, but all questions.

I don't understand the world of local tyrants, but this doesn't prevent me from making friends with them.

24. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is who can tolerate my mental derangement, and the other is who is as mental derangement as me.