Quote from Friends

Now everyone has their own social software. The way to share your life with friends is the way for friends to express their feelings, and most of them choose to share it in a circle of friends. The following are the complete quotations from Friends.

Quotations from friends 1 Tell me about the recommendation of the whole circle of friends.

1, forward this message 3 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and spend 2 yuan!

I went to the street with you, and suddenly a dog jumped out and bit you. I kicked the dog, and the dog said maliciously, as long as your dog bites me, I won't bite your dog!

I plugged my ears, clenched my trembling hands and shook my head frequently. I can't believe how you got into a mental hospital!

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei's, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang's, my love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

Dear user, your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money: just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone!

Tell me about the nearest circle of friends.

1, you are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are really ruthless; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells cannot penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!

2, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, skipping small steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

I have seen countless people in my life, but I have never seen you like this. You said there was no such thing as you! Tall is tall, but it's still so white, just right. Why are you still so handsome? ! What did you say?/Sorry?

The Jianghu knows that you are skilled in martial arts, but you can't be proud. If you do this, you will no longer be a person, but a swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman!

Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence makes me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

6, compare salary with salary, forget it and don't want to live. Take care of yourself, forget it. Compare the stars, forget it. Compare scarlet to scarlet, forget it, it's you. Have a nice weekend and stay young forever.

7. Please read this tongue twister after me if there are still words not on the list at the end of the month. 1 level difficulty: talking nonsense and spending money, level 2 difficulty: spending money will evaporate, level 3 difficulty: playing nonsense and spending money!

8. Be a man, leave a place for fools, do things without the power of fools, and live like a fool. Today, I mixed water with the "fool" and finally found you, the fool who escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

10, idiot, idiot, idiot. The above is due to the recent debugging of the network to test whether the message sent is smooth. If you receive a text message, please ignore it. Today is April Fool's Day.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

2. What are the similarities between a wife and a computer? Answer: Except the manufacturer, no one understands its operation law.

3. Your wife will give birth soon! If you have more children, give me one. I like puppies very much.

If someone else is a flower inserted in cow dung, you are different. ............................................................................................................................................................

I haven't lied until now, but today God let me meet you, and I can finally start lying: you are so handsome and cool.

6, Tianshan children's grandmother-the appearance is too good, but there are 365 cracks in the heart. Every crack is written with the words spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the vicissitudes are like demons.

7. Do you know that everyone calls you "Three Hearts"? What do you mean? -others are sick, and they are sad at home, so rest assured at home.

8. Do you know? When I finished reading the short message you sent me, I suddenly realized that you used so much affection for me! Memories are so unforgettable.

9. You are creative, and your life is a kind of courage; Ugliness is not your intention, but God lost his temper. You should live well, only you can set off the beauty of the world!

10, abandoned by people? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world dislikes you, at least there are us: state-owned pig farms, your warm home.

1 1. After eighty-one difficulties, the Tang Priest's master and apprentice achieved a positive result. Sanzang drives and Wukong sells pots. Friar Sand is a big man and has become a model. The remaining one, Pig Bajie, walked into the mobile phone. Still laughing!

12. There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard that it belongs to the big pig constellation. There will be a big pig flying across the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You should be fine. So many people watch you fly!

13, I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it.

14, female: If you don't accept my love, I will curse you! M: Sorry, feelings can't be forced! Woman: Ah! I curse you for not bringing a seasoning bag every time you buy instant noodles!

15. Paying you a dime to buy this message has three purposes: first, to prove that your mobile phone can receive information; Second, to harass you aboveboard; Third, a person with both talents and looks needs you, pig head ~

16, I heard that you made a fortune and paid off all your foreign debts. It's time to return half of the rubber you borrowed from your primary school, and with the interest for so many years, you should return me a tire.

17, listen! I want to chase you! I thought you were! I have been looking for you! I will seize this opportunity! I must catch up with you! Dead flies!

18, Li Bai, whose poems are widely known, we admire him; A generation of great men, founding a country and starting a business, we worship him; And you are a madman, there is no way but to lock you up.

19, you are going on a long trip abroad, and sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say, "Make a good reform and try to reduce the sentence"!

20. I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that the SMS function is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it's yours!

A friend's unique quotation 3 1, the mill grinds ink, and the mill grinds ink; Add coal to Mei, and the coal explodes Xiang Mei's eyebrows.

2, three mountains and four waters, four waters around three mountains; Three mountains and four waters are always spring, and four waters and three mountains are always spring.

3. Dating is dating, and names are names. Dating can't be said as an adult name, and people's names can't be said as dating.

If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

5. The paper is wrapped in fine silver thread, and there are 4444 small dead lice skins lying on the fine silver thread.

6. Cowherd loves six niang, six niang loves Cowherd, Cowherd misses six niang every year, six niang loves Cowherd every year, and Lang Niang loves Lang.

7. What happened? Please don't scare me! Wallet! What happened to you! Why have you lost weight! Wallet! ! Wake up! ! !

8, drink tea, drink strong tea; Road, go straight; Eat pig's trotters well; Ah, this one with a mouse is not bad. Ha ha.

9. Robber's secret: When you see money, you will reach out, when you see beautiful women, you will curse, when you see famous cars, you will drive away, and when you see police, you will run away.

10, you go shopping, have a candlelight dinner and feel romantic. The problem is that I don't have it, so please lend me 0 10000 first and wait for me to fulfill my promise!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

12, ninety-nine willows behind the building, ninety-nine people weave willow baskets. Ninety-nine people, ninety-nine willows, ninety-nine wickerwork, ninety-nine wicker baskets.

13, you can stew frozen tofu, you stew me and stew frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

14, you rushed into a unit and shouted: Is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff: Yes, who bullied you?

15. An old lady loved playing mahjong before her death. After her death, her children offered to send mahjong with her, but a woman was very worried: what if she called us because she was short of hands?

16, according to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

17. Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats go door-to-door, sheep are to be roasted in the future, and dogs are used for people. Just wait for the circle.

18, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who can read the text message!

19, mosquitoes flew to the sleeping baby's ass, and dad drove them away and put toilet water on them. The baby woke up and shouted, Mom, the mosquito just peed on my ass!

20. Bajie met the old man and asked: Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale.

2 1, the crow stands on the back of the black pig and says that the black pig is black, and the black pig says that the crow is darker than the black pig; The crow said it was not as black as Darkmouth, the black pig, and the black pig smiled.

22. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

23. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

24. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

25, gray fat black, black fertilizer turns gray. The volatilization of gray fertilizer will turn black, the volatilization of black fertilizer will turn gray, the volatilization of gray fertilizer will turn gray, and the volatilization of black fertilizer will turn gray.