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Tell me about those people who are fat in summer vacation.

Tell me about those people who are fat in summer vacation.

First, if I can't pass subject two tomorrow, I will be able to live up to my summer vacation and be fat to black!

Second, share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

3. I was trapped in a heavy rain for about ten days, and it finally cleared up today, so I can go out to the supermarket ~ It's only been a week since the summer vacation, and I seem to be dark and fat ~ I still remember when the school started last year, the students looked at me in surprise, and finally frankly said in capital letters: Teacher, why did you get tanned and eat fat during the summer vacation?

From last summer vacation to this summer vacation, it seems that nothing has changed except eating a little fat, hahaha.

5. At home during the summer vacation, people are lazy, tanned, eat fat, have more meat, and the corresponding people are short and cold, alas ~ this kind of life.

6. Why did you dye your hair today? Why did you go to Thailand this summer vacation? I don't want to have afternoon tea today. I don't want to take selfies now, because I am fat.

Seven, a summer vacation has passed, watching you go back to school for two days, fat, ugly and stupid, but this is not a problem, because in a few days, small fresh meat will come, and everyone can welcome their schoolmates together. Let's talk about the feeling of the first class first. Is it cool?

Eight, I accidentally shut up in the summer vacation of my first year of high school, and I finally lost weight after eating more than ten kilograms.

William Chan is really handsome. . . . Isn't it normal to eat fat and not see your eyes in summer vacation?

Ten, the summer vacation has been in the endless cycle of losing weight and eating fat and coming back to eat fat and thin.

I gained a few pounds in the summer vacation and recovered in these two days. I don't know what kind of expression to put on. I want to be quiet. Ps: I am 168cm.

Twelve, I finally lost more than 30 kilograms, and I will gain weight again in a summer vacation. It is too hot to play ball! Angry.

Thirteen, I said, make wonton tonight. Brother, remember to buy shallots and coriander. Haha, don't blame me for getting fat during the summer vacation.

Fourteen, I'm really fat these two days ... try to get rid of another layer of fat in the summer vacation. What if I have abdominal muscles?

Fifteen, it is estimated that I lost almost two pounds in the exam some time ago. Anyway, I will gain weight in the summer vacation.

Sixteen, from the previous 59kg to the current 54kg, from the sentence of getting fat when I went home to the fact that I am thin now, all happened unconsciously in my freshman year. In order not to rebound, summer vacation must be restrained! Who said that college will be fat! )

Seventeen, senior three, eating and chewing, in fact, the more shrinking, generally based on 1 106 kg, the lowest 106 kg. . During the week of college, I also ate and chewed, and even gained 4 pounds in 6 days. It seems that you should eat less in the trough, and there is no such fattening effect in the summer vacation for three months. .

Eighteen years old, it's not easy to lose a few pounds and eat fat. It's an evil summer vacation.

Nineteen, if I lose twenty pounds this summer vacation, I will be perfect and I will never be afraid of getting fat again.

Twenty, the happy holiday is over and I have to go to work tomorrow. I took three days off, three days to eat, drink and be merry, and I guess I gained weight again. The next holiday should be the Dragon Boat Festival, and then the summer vacation. I am looking forward to it! Many plans are waiting to be realized!

Twenty-one, from eating fat at school to almost 10 kg now, from not having a small belly to having a small belly! ! No, summer vacation must be reduced! The swimming started.

Twenty-two, at home, I don't know how much I gained, and I rolled to school like a ball. I am very happy at home, because someone is with me day and night every day. After the summer vacation, I will go back to Dalinxi.

Twenty-three, sophomore summer weight, almost half a year. Now, I have gained ten kilograms. Although I have never had a small face, at least I don't look like more than 100 kilograms. I gained weight after my junior year, so I was afraid. It seems that I have to make up my mind to lose weight, as crazy as high school.

HY, I gained 26 Jin in order to wait for you. I will graduate soon. If you don't come to me again, I will lose weight and chase after small fresh meat in the summer vacation.

Twenty-five I called my mother yesterday. I said I felt fat. My mother said you shouldn't eat your oval face. When I went back last summer vacation, my mother said that you should never come back again if you are fat. When I went back during the winter vacation, my mother said, Nini, why are you getting fat again? Then I asked loudly, where did I pick it up?

Twenty-six, it doesn't matter if you are fat during the summer vacation, just take a picture of your face.

Twenty-seven, summer vacation home, my mother said I was fat. This is the first bad news I have heard recently.

Twenty-eight, I was fine at home during the summer vacation and gained weight again. Now 150 kg makes me a little breathless! They say it's time to lose weight! But how can we lose weight? Who can pay attention to it for me!

Twenty-nine In the supplementary class in the morning, the girls in the front row came to ask us if the answer to our homework was wrong. At that time, she didn't know how to answer. She muttered silently that the teaching assistant was lazy and didn't do his homework every time. The students in the top class are ashamed of the monthly salary of the teaching assistant. After receiving the first formal interview notice, I tried on the formal dress and found that I was much fatter than during the summer vacation and my clothes were a little tight.

Thirty, but my sister gained a lot of weight during the summer vacation, and now my little arm is fighting with me.

Tell me about those who are fat again.

Tell me about those who are fat again.

First, I'm too fat, and I'm getting fat again these days. The fat man ruined three views, so he made a card until June 25, 65. 5 to 62 kilograms, hope to succeed.

Second, tell my mother that I'm fat again and I'm used to arguing. She told me to go home and surprise me. Actually, I'm a surprise. As soon as the picture changed, dad was surprised.

Third, when I gained weight and stood up again, I could see that I was going to lose weight!

Fourth, the meat in the belly affects the aesthetic feeling. I'm fat and a little bloated these two days.

Five, walk a thousand steps without even consuming the energy of a bowl of rice, and feel fat again.

6. When a girl sends you a selfie, you just need to praise her for her beauty and say "Don't listen to what she says about getting fat". I hope that the majority of straight men can learn.

Seven, wake up, can't sleep, get up and do exercise! I feel fat again these two or three months!

Tim: You've put on weight again. So I love you more.

Nine, originally wanted to play ball to lose weight, all blame eating too much fat at night.

It's sad to be said to be fat again today. I need to summon up the courage to lose weight again.

Eleven, the ear should be cured quickly. I seem to have gained weight again after not running these days.

Twelve, there is a good saying, I don't look for you, you don't look for me, we just ignore each other, so we slowly lose weight and gain weight.

Thirteen, running two laps, out of breath. But at first, I just lost my progress, haha. Ps: I've gained weight recently.

Fourteen, I got a new hairstyle. Three years ago, I was obsessed with the midpoint. Three years later, I accidentally became the midpoint. Time is a good medicine, which has changed all of us. Many mothers say that the middle point of my face is big, and I say that the middle point of my face is small. Besides, I have a small face, but I have gained weight recently.

Hello, everyone, my nose is very fat. My grandmother told me today that I am 18 years old and can fall in love, which scared me to gain weight immediately.

I like black and fat clothes too much now, but maybe it's because I'm black and fat.

Seventeen, I found myself gaining two pounds. I silently put bananas in my bag and eat them tomorrow.

18. It's especially cool to lose weight after gaining ten pounds. As soon as I eat too much, my mother says, stop eating. I can't be thinner, but I think it's true that you are too fat and too thin, and you can control your weight better!

I was too busy to take pictures of the little guy today. He is getting fat again and can't sleep. Cervical spondylosis is committed! He will get fatter and fatter. What should I do?

Twenty, aunt downstairs is very talkative. When she saw me, she asked me if I had lost weight again, but I was embarrassed to gain weight again! What to do!

Twenty-one, filming must take photos with the babies. Anyway, I'm fat again. Want to lose weight?

Twenty-two, be a lady, don't talk, talking will expose my essence. Well, I've gained weight recently. Doing more and eating more is the truth.

Twenty-three, I'm getting fat again. Have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm my nerves ~

Hua Fei, what's the matter with you? Hua Fei, why are you getting fat again! (heartache)

Twenty-five, hahahahahaha, I have gained weight! Jumping around? ! I envy you for saying that I eat better than you.

Twenty-six, sister, what is the sentence you are most afraid of hearing? -You're getting fat again.-You're so realistic.-I was stumped by my sister at night.

Twenty-seven, my weighing scale said I was fat again, and it must be broken (I said I smashed weighing scale when I was eating chocolate). I swear that if I start eating chocolate chips and spicy strips in the middle of the night from the day after tomorrow, you will take all my snacks!

Twenty-eight, the unit toilet was just about to be refreshed, and it became like this as soon as I sat down. Have I gained weight recently?

Twenty-nine, I really want to buy clothes, bags, shoes and mobile phones, but I have gained a few pounds.

Thirty, this market, don't worry! Sleeping without rising or falling is the most suitable. I said I've gained weight recently, and I'll sleep when I'm full. There is no market, and I have to buy clothes.

My family has gained weight again recently. What a coincidence. So is mine.

I can't choose me. One of the difficulties is my problem or my choice may be quite delicious. A popsicle, a pack of almonds, a pack of biscuits and a big bottle of tea were all consumed, but I still couldn't choose, but I gained a catty. The weight of life is heavy again.

Thirty-three, weighed in the morning, unconsciously gained weight, and prepared to lose 2% body fat in two months.

We have known each other for seven years. How can we be speechless? Talk about the new book you read, talk about your weight gain, talk about your big troubles, and talk about your future husband and children. So, focus on your way, which is what we desire.

35. After ten days' hard work, I didn't have dinner until my husband made a hot and sour powder last night. I had already lost a catty (though not Doha), but I immediately called back before liberation after eating a bowl of hot and sour powder. Ho ho ~ (_) is getting fat again.

Thirty-six, fat again. That's good, so I'll be cuter.

Talk about summer vacation. Talk about the classic summer space. Talk about phrases.

First, I watched Youxueba sit in front of the computer and laugh silently. Ha ha.

Second, teachers, you know: the answer to summer homework is our life, and our life is the answer to summer homework. Why take our lives?

Third, the mouth hurts people, which is often amazing, and even the exhalation is very painful.

Fourth, I'm going to have my period again. I'm going to have my summer vacation.

National Day Xiansen said, I have to go, don't be sad, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me. ...

6. See how many people want love to come out. Please.

Seven, last summer vacation, is there anything else to catch up with?

Eight, twelve, school begins, and the relationship between the two ends here, but-there will be an angel named summer vacation who loves you for me.

Nine, this year we lack everything, lack of money, lack of sleep, lack of love, and the most important thing is homework!

Ten, the so-called winter vacation homework, is that you write for two months, and the teacher writes a reading.

XI。 I will always write down your unspoken confidence by your side.

Twelve, Sao Nian said: It feels good to go home.

Thirteen, smell the smell and you will know whose school uniform it is. You can tell whose paper it is by looking at the font. Inexplicably poked the tears.

Fourteen, facing the school, I just want to really fuck @!

Why is summer vacation shorter than winter vacation? Then why is there as much homework, because the quality remains the same?

Sixteen, students who haven't done their summer homework will definitely achieve great things, because they are calmer than ordinary people, calm in times of crisis, and calm as water!

I just want to know how many people have finished the exam.

Eighteen, you said that eternity is just a kind of simplicity, it is better to have it.

Let me see how many people want to fail the math final exam.

Twenty, the summer homework is that you write one and the teacher writes one.

Twenty-one, I have an appointment with my classmates. On the morning of the 30th, while watching the Spring Festival Gala, I burned my summer homework to keep warm. .

22. Today is a holiday. Winter vacation is the same as summer vacation, summer vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as Friday, May Day is the same as weekend, and so is weekend.

In the beginning, we were all children, and our initial hopes turned into angels.

Twenty-four, 20xx is here. The term has come to an end. The ending is also here. Preparation failed.

Twenty-five, hello, test paper. What do you think of me? I don't seem to have thought of you.

Twenty-six, teacher, I kept my homework in my hand all summer vacation, and I have feelings. Let's not hand it in, shall we ...

Twenty-seven, hate homework without answers; I hate homework with only half the answers printed.

Twenty-eight, summer vacation, I will wait for you.

Twenty-nine, Juan Zijun, stop it, I still have a winter vacation.

Thirty, girl, three more menstruation, and summer vacation will be over!

Thirty-one, it is comfortable to be a schoolmaster for a summer vacation before the exam.

Thirty-two, what's the matter? It's a bad omen to broadcast Princess Huanzhu on Hunan Satellite TV during the summer vacation. Bad laugh. . .

Thirty-three, summer vacation said to swallow the midterm and final exam.

Homework three, please respect yourself, I am a person with summer vacation.

Thirty-five, three more issues, and the summer vacation will be over. Seeing this sentence, I feel that my whole world is lit up.

Thirty-six, we write a summer homework, and the teacher writes a reading!

I'm on vacation, teenager. Can you come to me?

Thirty-eight After coming to my period for five times, it's summer vacation. Seeing this sentence, my world brightened up.

No matter how much homework you have, you should inform yourself. As long as you insist, you won't do it again.

Forty, youth is too wonderful to waste time in leisure.

Forty-one, there will always be a mistress named Xia Zuo when dating Xia Sen.

Forty-two, the summer vacation will be over in five quarters.

The forty-three teachers who assigned homework in the summer vacation are all assholes.

Forty-four, I heard that ipartment was actually released during the summer vacation, but it was actually a rumor that it was released during the winter vacation.

Forty-five, how many days are there before summer vacation and Chinese New Year?

Forty-six, zakat, zakat, heaven and heaven. It's another beautiful summer vacation.

Don't talk about me in front of you. Shut your mouth. I don't have so many stories to tell you.

Forty-eight, you can quarrel with me, get angry with me, and run wild with me, but you can't separate me from the person you love the most.

No matter how much you hate your school, you will miss it after a long separation.

Fifty, there are still a few days left in the summer vacation, children's shoes, Hold! /struggle

51. Why didn't school start in ipartment? Don't make money in summer vacation?

Fifty-two, ~ primary school temporarily write winter vacation homework. Beat classmates for Mr. Xiao, free of charge, with homework in summer vacation and classmates in winter vacation homework.

Fifty-three, the exam is finally over, and the summer vacation is here ~

Mr. National Day told me before he died that there would be a summer vacation to love you for me.

Bai Xian, loving you is the best decision I have ever made.

Fifty-six, homework three, please respect yourself! ! ! I am a person who has a summer vacation.

57. I am such a persevering person. I won't study until I die.

Fifty-eight, the summer vacation will be over in five classes. My world lit up when I saw this sentence.

Fifty-nine, the so-called holiday is to change the central work.

Why is summer vacation shorter than winter vacation? Then why is there as much homework, because the quality remains the same?

I don't want to take exams, I don't want to review, I don't want to rank, because that's not cool at all.

Sixty-two, the summer vacation will be over in five days. Seeing this sentence, my world brightened up.

Sixty-three, every time I date Miss Xia, there is always a mistress named Xia Zuozuo.

64. To put it bluntly, my classes are colorful and changing rapidly. To put it mildly, it is a heartless hospital. ...

Sixty-five, you seven will always be my favorite people. Maybe you can't be together for a long time, but you will always be in my heart.

Sixty-six, the truest appearance of a girl is always in the enemy's mobile phone.

Sixty-seven, and the days of summer vacation and Chinese New Year. !

Sixty-eight, we are all children who make up their homework in the morning.

Sixty-nine, they will only ask us blindly at the end of the term: how many people are ranked? How many points? Why not ask: Are you tired this semester?

Seventy, final? Others are reviewing, and we are previewing.

Seventy-one, the summer homework is: you write one, and the teacher writes one. .

Seventy-two, the teacher asked is it fatal or summer vacation answer? I replied that I wanted answers, not life.

Seventy-three, I hope my mother still loves me as before after the exam.

Seventy-four, strive to be the most dazzling person.

Seventy-five, others copied wildly, but I really did it.

If you don't want to start school, let's talk about mood phrases. Don't go during the summer vacation. I'll treat you to Xuanmai.

1. School will start soon. Others call it adjusting work and rest. I am particularly prone to jet lag.

Don't go in the summer vacation. I'll invite you to show off the wheat.

3. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to jail.

4. I hope that after school starts, I only have questions and scores in my eyes and only dreams and you in my heart.

Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

School is about to start. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.

7. How I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.

8. School is about to start, and I suddenly find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

9. What are you going to take to school when school starts? A brave heart and a body that can withstand destruction.

10. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

1 1. I found that one thing I insisted on most was going to school for more than ten years.

12. Actually, we like going to school, but we don't like going to class.

13. You exist. I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my winter vacation.