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Quotations for where are we going, dad?

The first issue:

1. Grandpa, you should be well at home.

2. Watermelon swing~~

3. I want to eat standing up.

4. Did you come to the performance to cry?

5. Dad, I want to play with a spider.

6. I am 1999 years old, and you are so small...

7. Then I will die of heat!

8. Dad, spider~~

9. Dad, say you love me loudly.

10. I want to get to the top!

11. It has been following us! yes! Why guilt? Because... whoever is cool follows whom!

12. You are my dad anyway!

13. Dad, how are we going to sleep? Let's lie down in bed and sleep...

14. Dad, I think every dish you cook is delicious.

15. My dad is changing his pants!

16. "Help me carry the basket..." "Let's go, every day, let's go..."

17. If you are not good, you are not allowed to bite...

18. Dad, can I fart?

19. I am afraid that I will be disobedient when my mother is not here.

20. Don’t take away my little yellow.

21. Ang, these are steamed buns, not meat buns...

22. Jimmy Lin: "Do you think Sister Tiantian is good?" kimi: "Super sweet!"

23. Tiantian: I don’t want him to take pictures of me all the time. He wasn't taking pictures of you, they were taking pictures of me. Tiantian: But the camera is clearly pointed at me. He was clearly pointing at me!

24. What’s your surname? My name is Tian Liang, and I’m a star!

25. Will I lose fans if I do this? !

Second issue:

1. Zhang Liang: Let’s go to No. 100 today. Tiantian: I don’t remember either.

2. Kimi: I am going to transform now. Wang Shiling: You need to get my father’s permission to play at my house.

3. Tian Yucheng: Did your father like to pick his feet when he was a child? Tian Liang: Dad doesn’t have such bad habits as you. Anyway, I don’t like picking my feet.

4. Kimi: (while taking a shower) Why is she so handsome!

5. Wang Yuelun: (got lost while getting breakfast) Where did it come from?

6. Zhang Liang: (while taking a bath) Come here. Tiantian: You close the door, be careful of being photographed. (After a while) Dad, don't worry, I'm coming. Underwear! Zhang Liang: Keep your voice down, silly son.

7. Zhang Liang: What are we doing at seven o'clock? Anyway, it’s either No. 186 or No. 168.

8. Wang Yuelun: Losing the game = no food. Will be hungry!

9. Jimmy Lin: Don’t pass by, don’t pass by! Tiantian is here! Kim: Let’s go look at interesting houses together.

10. Shitou: Do you want to cook it here?

11. Tian Liang: Let a man do the interview.

12. Kimi: Dad, what are you doing? This one is so big (huge dumpling wrapper)

13. Zhang Liang: How do you wrap this thing? How do I put the stuffing in? (The dough and stuffing are ready) Do you know?

14. Tiantian: Its filling is great, but it’s just a little too popular. Zhang Liang: Let’s not talk about this shortcoming.

15. Tian Liang: Dad is here! What are you doing! I'm going to take care of you now. (Subtitle: Kind Dad)

16. Stone: Why doesn’t my sheep always leave? Tiantian: My sheep always run away.

17. Tian Yucheng: Dad! I want a beer too. Tian Liang: Children cannot drink alcohol.

18. Guo Tao: Are you still participating in this show? Shitou: I will participate. Guo Tao: Come over if you want to participate. (Stone is nothing) We are going home, otherwise you can wait outside! It's time for evening rest.

19. Zhang Liang: If you are the village chief now, come on, stand and assemble! (Rolling around on the bed in flowery underpants, then standing up) Yes, village chief, what kind of child do you prefer? Tiantian: I prefer obedient people.

20. Tian Yucheng: Happy birthday to dad. Tian Liang: This is the first gift my father received.

The third issue:

1. Guo Tao: There are no pyramids, only deserts. Stone: There must be a pyramid.

2. Tian Liang: (Dese) She can’t live without me. (Looking at Tian Yucheng, Tian Yucheng rolled his eyes) Don’t you agree? Who is crying there?

3. Dads: Look how much money there is. (It turned out to be only 50 yuan, and everyone was amazed!)

4. Zhang Liang: (Zhang Liang and his son were shopping for groceries) Sell me one! (The eyes of father and son flashed.) The boss was unable to resist: You can take it and eat it! Zhang Liang: Thank you. (Father and Son Dese)

5. Tiantian: Roast Duck (staring at the roast duck) I really can’t forget the roast duck. Zhang Liang: Roast duck has forgotten you.

6. (Buying fish) Boss: 4 yuan for dead fish and 8 yuan for live fish. Zhang Liang: Our water supply is cut off. This saves water. You lied to them.

7. Jimmy Lin: (Buying fish) The boss thinks it’s cheaper. Boss: 2 yuan and 5, the price has increased now. Kimi: If it’s a little cheaper (the bargaining is successful), then how about 4 yuan and 5?

8. (Eating five-nut mooncakes) It’s delicious. Kimi is really good. Food

9. Guo Tao: Are there any instant noodles? Shitou: My favorite is instant noodles, 2 or 3 packs. Guo Tao: Not enough. Stones: 4 packs, 5 packs. Guo Tao: Not enough, not enough. 8 packs

10. Wang Yuelun: How much is the total? Boss: 4 yuan. Wang Yuelun: Is it cheaper, 4 yuan and 5 yuan? Boss: 4 yuan, why give me four and a half!

11. (Tian Liang buys seasoning) Boss: Seasoning? Tian Liang: I’ll buy that big plate of chicken, the seasonings, the potatoes, what kind of chicken... Tian Yucheng: Dad buys some meat (the Tian family’s trump card, seasonings and meat)

12. Wang Yuelun: (Buy instant noodles) Me too Want to eat. (When the father and daughter left, they were followed by several people.) Wang Shiling: She said I was a big star. (Happy) I am a little princess and I am going to buy meat.

13. Kimi: I want to pull the rake. Tian Yucheng: There is no place to pull the rake...

14. Guo Tao: (Wang Yuelun bends down) Shaolin Temple martial arts training is nothing more than this! Your waist skills are pretty good, so practicing in Shaolin Temple is pretty good, right?

15. (What gift do you want) Kimi: Ultraman’s egg is gone. Wow, this cake is good. She met a group of little penguins, who said they wanted to eat, sleep and play beans...

16. Wang Shiling: There are horns on the head, horns. No one knows, I don’t know, how many secrets I have, little bird, little bird, what are you singing.

Issue 4:

1. Stone: Will it call me mom? (Referring to the chick hatching)

2. Zhang Liang: Give it a name! Tiantian: Silence. Zhang Liang: (angry) Xian Jing is your mother!

3. Tian Liang: There are no swimming suits here, otherwise I would jump in and catch fish...

4. KIMI: Tiantian, it doesn’t taste good, right? It doesn't taste good, right?

5. Tiantian: Come on, let’s give artificial respiration~~

6. Tiantian: I picked up a chicken!

7. Guo Tao: I’ll come back to you later! (Speaking of the big white chicken)

8. The big white chicken fighting against the Buddha: cluck~

9. Director Wang: Wang Shiling, have you forgotten what your mother said? Don’t eat so much. You can't eat so much.

Tiantian: (crying unhappily) I won’t eat after eating these!

10. The chicken hit the tree, Tian Liang hit the chicken

11. I was hatching eggs

12. [Chicken] said: I want to find My mommy!

13. What a big fish

14. Wang Yuelun: If someone touches the egg, hit him in the face, laugh to death

15. The fish has a nosebleed It's on fire

16. Village chief: Give him a name. kimi: egg.

17. Sister Angela can’t hold it in any longer! Sister Angela can’t hold it in any longer! Sister Angela can’t hold it in any longer!

18. Tiantian wants to dress the chicken, subtitles: running naked for a day

The fifth issue:

1. If you can make your mother look unparalleled, even if One day you lose all your teeth, and I can also take you to have fun!

2. Daddy snores like a pig~

3. Don’t let others know that we are superheroes!

4. This is a good opportunity to be cool!

5. Life is a practice...

6. Wang Shiling: Dad, I want to sit on the swan and fly for a while! Wang Yuelun: No! Wang Shiling: Why? Wang Yuelun: You are too heavy! Wang Shiling: Not heavy!

7. Tiantian: Welcome to Where Are We Going, Dad, sponsored by 999 Cold Medicine and Children's Cold Medicine?

8. Tian Liang: The man upstairs, the horse tastes good long ah! Right?

9. Kimi: We are number one.

10. Staff: Director Wang, you are going the wrong way...

11. I am so high every day, and Zhang Liang is so melancholy...

12. Not only are you Loves to pick my feet and smell the soles of shoes...

13. (When making a wish every day) Tell my dad not to be so nagging...

14. Xiaozhi: Kimi, you wear the same clothes as me Hey, Kimi: Not cool. Xiaozhi: You’ll catch a cold if you wear this. Kimi: Not cool!

15. Age-reducing artifact~

16. Wang Yuelun: (Say the content on the task card) Can you do it? Tiantian: (firm) Yeah. Wang Yuelun: Okay, then go ahead. Tiantian: Dad, what are you doing? Wang Yuelun: #amp;amp;@^¥£*……

17. Don’t let others know our sense of proportion

18. Shitou: The mansion is dead

19. Cindy: My dad fell into the water

20. Is it interesting? mean. Interesting? Meaning...

21. Put a gift. Put a gift. Put a gift, put a gift.

22. Hey, Shitou, you need to bring Chinese homework and math homework.

23. He is also from the fashion world after all!

24. I want to become a Transformer...

25. Guo Tao: This is the most enjoyable face wash I have ever had in my life!

26. Reversing the sleeping patterns of all living beings!

27. Happiness will hit you on the head...

28. Those are my memories!

29. There are really things here that we don’t have in Beijing...

30. Because I know dad wants No. 5... because dad and I have the same heart!

31. Goose, goose, goose, singing to the sky. White feathers float on the green water, and the local birds are right @amp;.

32. Tiantian: What does it smell like? Shitou: It smells like dog shit...

33. It’s a rich family, so arrogant, so arrogant...

34 , If I smoke here, everyone will gather at my house to eat! Big hot pot...

35. This is a single-family house with a private vegetable garden and private grassland...

36. Director Wang: The pig is talking to you.

37. Dad Liang, will you walk on the red carpet? Tiantian: I won’t walk on the red carpet.

Dad Liang: Then why are you wearing a suit? Tiantian: Look cool, now is the best opportunity to look cool!

38. Tiantian: Which is the fifth company? Zhang Liang: I can’t bear to look at it

39. Tiantian: Let’s celebrate, celebrate! Village Chief: Are you satisfied with your houses? Tiantian (yelling): Satisfied!

40. Show us what pig feed is in our trash can every day!

41. Lao Guo, Lao Guo, go ahead. Dad Lin, it’s blocked. Dad Wang, it’s blocked. What’s going on with Lao Guo?

42. Tiantian: Mom said I look ugly wearing this hat! Wang Yuelun: But mom is not here!

43. He is tall, sometimes he has to live in a short house...

44. Shitou laughed and lost a front tooth! (Subtitles: Looks like Grandma Baiyun’s smile)

45. Sendie: I like Brother Shitou. Shitou: I like you too, how about I stand here to accompany you

Issue 6:

1. You are not allowed to watch the little girl change her clothes!

2. Oh no, no, no, no need for washing powder. Thank you grandma!

3. Fry the corn in the pan and you can eat popcorn!

4. Lu Zi like the wind~~

5. Oh my god~~

6. I used to like eating lotus roots. I want to taste lotus root in the future!

7. Auntie, can you help me unbutton it?

8. Cindy: I ??am a great hero! Tiantian: You are superwoman!

9. Brother, I mean no harm!

10. You have made daddy’s hands stink...

11. I don’t want to go, I don’t want daddy to come with me!

12. As soon as I turned around, my father was gone.

13. Tiantian, you are a boy, Cindy, you are more of a girl!

14. Have your family eaten?

15. I...live pretty well.

16. Four and a half kilograms? Round up to five kilograms!

17. This is our chili!

18. Tiantian: Do we want to go together? (To Tian Liang) Uncle Lin Zhiying? Tian Liang:…………

19. I am a small black rice, and my father is a big black rice!

20. Close the door, close the door quickly. Just turn off the lights

21. Emphasize gender attributes. Not in the same space.

22. My dad fell into the water again!

23. Sendie: I’m going to Tiantian’s brother’s house to eat...

24. I won’t be able to see Dad until I complete the task.

25. This fish didn’t wake up either.

26. kimi~ wake up! There are toys here!

27. Zhang Liang’s beautiful girl has the same hairstyle. Director Wang is cooking in a smoky atmosphere~

28. Sendie, Dad is short of everything, so I need to find more things to bring back, even though Dad can’t cook either.

29. Don’t piss off my brother!

30. If the quality is not enough, the quantity is enough!

31. Tian Liang: My scissor legs are locked tightly.

32. Tiantian: Do you have eggplants at home? Auntie: Shoes. Tiantian: It’s eggplant. Auntie: What shoes? Tiantian:...

33. Why did you lose weight... You lost weight!

34. We must cooperate well in the future. Zhang Liang, I will be responsible for cooking from now on. Tiantian said to Tian Liang, you are responsible for falling into the water...

35. Can I wear my little brother's hat?

36. Tiantian: I am living well...

37. I am here to visit! Next time I come, I will pay more for accommodation.

38. Wang: Kimi~ Where is your father? K: I don’t know, I’ve been looking for it just now.

39. Director Wang: This fish is very fresh. Don’t tell me it’s really fresh (tasting). Film crew: Director Wang, the pot hasn’t started yet.

40. Stone Dad: What is that? Shitou: Pants. Stone Dad: Whose pants are these? Shitou: Mine.

Stone Dad: Then why are you up there? Shitou: It’s hanging...

41. Sendie: I’m going to Tiantian’s brother’s house to eat...

42. Tianma: Then put the vegetables in her basket before you come back. Isn't it heavier? Q_Q. It seems so

43. You have lost weight, Wang Shiling

44. I want the dog to help me carry it

45. There are three rains in our house!

The seventh issue:

1. Subtitles: (Boss Tian Liang quickly entered the state) raised his hands: Children, sell vegetables. Prices can be reduced and prices can be negotiated.

2. Kimi: You stepped on my fish, you stepped on my fish.

3. Kimi: (crying) That’s our fare home.

4. Jimmy Lin: (Weighing the fish) 7 pounds. Tian Liang: (boldly) Count 6 pounds. Guo Tao watched blankly.

5. Jimmy Lin: (holding up the pumpkin) Does anyone want to buy a pumpkin? Come on come on. He turned around and asked: How to sell this?

6. Stone: (Father and son partner) Five pieces of chili pepper.

7. People buying groceries: one piece, one piece, one piece. Guo Tao: (Hold up two fingers) Two pieces, two pieces, two pieces!

8. (Jimmy Lin sells lotus roots) Subtitles: Buy lotus roots and get a basket!

9. The fish that can chat with you~

10. Zhang Liang: Where can someone buy a bucket? Five yuan~

11. Zhang Liang: (picking up Tiantian, joking) Is anyone buying a child? Son, cry!

12. (The bus is coming) Tian Liang held Cindy’s hand and said while running: Women like the wind are fast! Can't let it run away!

13. Jimmy Lin: The way home is ahead.

14. (Riding a bicycle, holding vegetables): The vegetables have fallen, my cabbage has fallen!

15. Guo Tao: (Before dropping the dish) Subtitles: So handsome ~ I feel like I like it!

16. Tiantian: (burned his hair, fearing that his father would worry) I’m sorry!

17. (Angle chose a shabby house and looked around the house. Subtitler: I think it’s pretty good. I’m not disgusted with the dilapidated environment. I moved a stool and got ready to eat)

18. (While cooking) Director Wang said anxiously: The eggs are about to be laid.

19. Director Wang: After several visits, I felt that her ability to adapt to the environment is particularly strong. In this regard, she is not squeamish at all. The most innocent thing in her world is that she finds it the most fun. Important, this aspect makes me feel particularly happy.

Eighth Issue:

1. Dad, I am too thin, I can be fatter!

2. Were you crazy just now?

3. Xiao Tianer...

4. Tiantian! Did you just go crazy?

5. Yue Lun'er~ You are so great!

6. You love me and I love you, love each other!

7. Is this the only daughter in your family? Answer: He just looks more delicate...

8. Do you want your father to spend more time with you? Stay with mom!

9. Sendie cried and said: I am also very powerful!

10. What to do with the big box? - Shitou: "Big box, I'll bring the big box"

11. Washing vegetables is a simple matter.

12. Wang Yuelun: "Hehehehehehehehe"

13. If you dare to go out of this door, don't even think about coming in. This is not your door.

14. Do you want pears? Do you want pears?

15. Love me sometimes. I love you.

16. I will help you, the village chief grandfather.

17. I am your dad for half a day

18. Every time my dad goes out, I worry about whether he will come back.

19. Mom is first, I am second, and he is third

20. Kimi beats me and Tiantian beats me

21. Yes Monsters, there are monsters

22. Tiantian: Grandma, when will your son come home? Grandma: I have two girls... Tiantian: Grandma, when will your son come home? Grandma: ...

23. Kimi, do you want to drink grandma?

24. Shitou is still waiting for my egg fried rice at home

25. My daughter has a soft spot for him (Tiantian’s dad)

26. I'm not happy yet!

27. Dad kissed mom when he got married.

28. Wang Shiling: My father went out naked.

29. Dad got sick on the boat... Dad vomited! ...

30. Eat radishes. I want them all to eat my radishes.

Issue 9:

1. I like models!

2. Put the village chief in a basket!

3. Eat! sleep! Hit Doudou!

4. Niu: Dad, do pigs snore? Lun: Pigs don’t snore, and dad doesn’t snore either. Niu: Pigs snore! Lun: Be good, pigs don’t snore. Niu: (firmly) Fight!

5. I don’t want the village chief, so throw the village chief into the basket~

6. I want to fly higher!

7. I want to play with Brother Tiantian

8. I only like models, and I want to sleep with Zhang Liang.

9. Sendie: I just want to borrow a pair of socks.

10. In fact, I didn’t wash my hands just now

11. Grandma, I wish you a birthday...

12. Hello, Big Black Cow

13. Tiantian: Thank you very much for taking me today.

14. kimi: Who is facing? Tiantian: Dad, save me!

15. I want to sleep with Tiantian’s dad!

16. Sen Die: Grandma, I wish you good health and may you become younger the more you cry. (Dialect)

17. Children’s highway is really a children’s highway.

18. People are still very cruel.

19. How is it? How does it taste? Not so...

20. Heimi said happily: "Welcome Kimi to appear."

21. Grandpa, you all need to be well.

22. Tiantian: Oh~ I see...the one with the red hat is my dad...

23. Heimi: I want eggs too...

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24. (Sen Die) During the day: I want to play with Tiantian’s brother. I want to play with Tiantian’s brother.

25. At night: I want to sleep with Tiantian’s dad. I want to sleep with Tiantian’s dad.

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26. What to do? I don't kill animals~

27. The girl misses her father: wearing a hat, red.

28. Sendie: I don’t want to sleep with you. Jimmy Lin: It’s useless for you to cry!

29. What does uncle play? Uncle plays sports!

30. The legs are white, white and full of flesh.

31. Lao Niu: Moo~. Shiling: Dad, I heard a strange sound! Dad, come and save me!

32. Dad, can you give me some loach?

33. The feet I washed are now clean.

34. I want to dig sweet potatoes...dig sweet potatoes...

35. Stone: grow up happily...

1. Please, please

2. I’m sorry, Dad loves you more than me

3. Hello brother

4. Do you want joe?

5. I want to go home and tell Mom That’s it

6. I will never forgive you again

7. Brother, if you want to forgive me, walk slower

8. Dad Brother Bi, don’t forgive me

9. I think pink is super beautiful

10. Brother, you just kept shaking and then bumped into me and you didn’t say sorry to me

11. No more watermelon

12. Don’t cry, don’t make trouble, be obedient, be filial

13. Throw it away if he doesn’t want it

14 .I can finish eating too

15. I am also very angry. Duoduo and I cleaned the room together