Tell me a joke suitable for Christmas.

Funny stories suitable for Christmas are:

1, Christmas is here, I have entered the Chinese New Year mode ahead of schedule, with a red envelope!

Santa Claus, can you give me back the wish I made last Christmas? I will use it again this year.

3, Christmas is coming, tell you a good news, I have mastered the magic skills of various gifts disappearing in advance.

If I can have two wishes on Christmas Eve, one is that I can give my leader an apple, and the other is that the apple can hit my leader.

5, Christmas is coming, tell you a good news, I found something more delicious than turkey, that is roast chicken wings!

6. I'd like to invite you to dinner on Christmas Eve, but if the Apple app needs to be updated, I have to remit money to the app store.

7. Everyone should eat apples on Christmas Eve, and as a result, they feel like eating apples.

8. Before Christmas Eve, the Mobile Phone Association sent me a congratulatory message, saying that Christmas is especially suitable for playing mobile phones. I wish you all a good time.

9. I decided to go to bed early on Christmas Eve, lest you all say that I have no Christmas present.

10, Christmas is coming, I would like to be a tree, stand on the road you must pass, support a shade, and deeply collect my love.