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Let's talk about the circle of friends of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law first.

1, my mother-in-law will always treat you as an outsider.

I will still wait, just without my original enthusiasm.

Your son is just an ordinary man, not as great as you think.

I thought you would like me, but you just like me and you.

Sometimes silence is a kind of resistance. Be yourself and speak with strength.

I like what you like, but I can't stand the woman you like.

7. I'm just a humble clown. I turn a few somersaults and wait for you to clap your hands.

8.80% of the mother-in-law does not treat her daughter-in-law as a daughter, and 80% of the mother-in-law does not treat her daughter-in-law as a son.

9. Mother-in-law is afraid that you won't bear her sin, but you enjoy the blessings she didn't expect.

10, sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.

1 1, 80% of mother-in-law does not regard daughter-in-law as a daughter, and 80% of mother-in-law regards son-in-law as a son.

12, even if the mother-in-law is no matter how good, she is still a mother-in-law, with emphasis on her son and grandson.

13, getting off the wrong platform, hating you, has become a landscape. I let you go and I let myself go.

14, sure enough, my mother-in-law is not a mother, no matter how much you pay, you can't get anything.

15, slowly beginning to understand that my mother-in-law is not a mother and can't treat me as a prostitute.

16, I'm just a humble clown. I'm just waiting for you to flip a few somersaults and clap my hand.

17, be kind to the right person and be grateful to you; Giving kindness to the wrong person will make you feel cold.

18, soft-hearted to the right person, will be deep to you; The right and wrong people are soft-hearted, which will make you sad.

19, people who are tolerant will be enthusiastic about you; Forgiving the wrong person will make you feel good.

20. You should know better than I how lazy your son is. Don't say your son is busy. He is busy chatting QQ and playing games.

2 1, don't think that I wronged your son by asking him to do some housework. The family belongs to two people, and he has the obligation to share it.

22, don't always say whose daughter-in-law is good, no matter how good it is, it is also someone else's, you can't think of it. Actually, I still think other people's mother-in-law is good.

I understand that a mother-in-law can never be a mother, but you can't be partial. Whose heart is not meat.

24. Don't always worry about how much money and room your daughter-in-law has. No matter how much, it doesn't matter to you. It's not your turn.

25. I always thought that where there was the original me, there was the original you.

26. Everything is enough. If you are too kind, you will lack your mind. If you are too modest, you will become weak.

27. Be a daughter-in-law and a mother, respect the elderly and love the warmth of a small family. The palms of the hands are all meat, and the daughter-in-law is as close as her daughter.

The quarrel between your son and me is between us. I hope you will stay out of it and make things more troublesome.

29. You can't protect your son for life. He should also learn to take care of people and shoulder the responsibilities on his shoulders.

22. It is understandable that my daughter-in-law doesn't want to live with her mother-in-law. I don't want to live with my own mother

Don't make me take care of him like you do. He is your son and my husband. I will only treat him as a husband, not as a son.

24. If everything is too generous and tolerant, others will not appreciate you, but will intensify. Being too kind is also stupid.

25. Living together for a long time between young people and old people is harmful to each other, so please try to live separately to avoid killing each other.

26. When my mother-in-law was young, she didn't treat her daughter-in-law as a daughter. When she was old, she asked her daughter-in-law to treat her as a mother. Greedy man!

27. You think too well of your son. He is also an ordinary person. Ordinary people sometimes make mistakes, which are not as impeccable as you think.

28, in the face of eccentric mother-in-law, chilling as in the ice room. After going out for two days, I have been worried about my daughter's food and never cared about our family of three.

29. More than 90% of my mother-in-law doesn't treat her daughter-in-law as family, but most of her daughters-in-law originally wanted to treat her mother-in-law as a mother. It turned out that she was a dog, and she was not familiar with it.

30. What is fairness? After all, the mother-in-law is not a mother. She can't bear to let her daughter suffer and be wronged, but her daughter-in-law is willing. This is unfair.

3 1, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will always be angry with their daughter-in-law, and there will always be disputes between them. When you finally get married after 30 years, then you can find the feeling of being a mother-in-law from your daughter-in-law.

32. I didn't see the fragrance of my daughter-in-law, but I saw her as spicy as ginger. The chairs in front of the hall take turns to sit, and the daughter-in-law should also be a grandmother. In thirty years, the daughter-in-law became a woman, and in thirty years, the small canal became a river.

Doing housework is not a woman's business. It should be the same obligation between husband and wife. Don't think that letting your son do housework is to refute his face. This is what he should do.

34. Don't live with your mother-in-law if you can. My mother-in-law will never be a mother, never be a mother, and never pity you. Of course, a good mother-in-law is still good, but a good mother-in-law belongs to someone else's family.

Fortunately, my mother-in-law is not my real mother, otherwise I would be angry. I've heard of my eccentric mother, but I haven't seen her. I met her this year. Grandchildren's grandchildren's red envelopes can be checked 10 times, and they are also drunk.

36. Live with your mother-in-law as much as possible. There should be no big conflict. My mother-in-law is not a mother, and my daughter-in-law is not a daughter. If there is a contradiction, I will hold a grudge. It's not who's afraid of who. After the contradiction, you may not be able to get along naturally.

37. Long-term worries stir the seemingly calm heart lake. Staring at it, it is wet and warm. I haven't been sad for a long time but I can't be happy. Happiness flies like the wind, and sadness is commonplace.

38. There is no such thing as a bad wife. Unless you are a bad mother-in-law, don't compare your daughter-in-law with other people's daughter-in-law. No matter how good their daughter-in-law is, is your son that good?

39. We will all have this day eventually. Old women are also from youth to old age, and they have seen through how much the world is cold, so they are not as good as these old people who have experienced vicissitudes of life, and they don't complain about others.

40. Don't always ask me to do what you take care of him. You know, I am his wife, not his mother. I married him in the hope that he would take care of me and give me better support.

4 1, don't always provoke our relationship behind our backs. Whispering with your son will only make our relationship worse and worse. Do you really want to destroy the harmony of a family?

Please don't speak ill of me in front of your son. If you do this, we will only have endless quarrels. Finally, the last straw is divorce. If you divorce because of you, you will be guilty.

43. When I give birth to a child and take care of the child, you can say that you have no obligation, but please remember, please don't think of me when you need care, and I will tell you that my daughter-in-law has no obligation.

When my daughter-in-law goes back to her parents' home to buy things, please don't be jealous because they have done more for me. You are gold, I am coal, you will shine, I will be hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

45. Don't think your daughter-in-law owes you just because you are kind to your son. Even if you collect debts, you should find the right creditor. If you want your daughter-in-law to be filial and care about you, please be kind to your daughter-in-law. It's not your request, you must ask others to satisfy you.

46, mother-in-law, mother-in-law has not seen her mother-in-law for ten years. At first glance, it is not good. Only long-term contact can see through it. Only when the mother-in-law does it, the daughter-in-law will return, not just let you say it with your mouth. There is no good for no reason.

47. A woman's marriage often begins with love, lingers on understanding, struggles with responsibility and face, despairs of seeing through, and is destroyed by her mother-in-law. And men's marriage is often the beginning of passion, love is firm, hesitation can't see clearly, doubt rationality, and is ruined by women.

48. Don't dislike that your daughter-in-law earns less. You should blame your son for disappointing, not good. Your son may not marry her if he earns more, and she may not marry your son if she earns more. It is wrong for her to marry your family. If your son can't let her be a full-time wife, please shut up!

49. I hope you don't always mind going home to see your parents during the Spring Festival and giving them some living expenses. I don't spend as much time with my parents as I do with you. And parents work as hard as you to bring up their children. This is our filial piety.

50. Now I understand what you said about life after giving birth to a baby. It is really a mother-in-law, not a mother. All contradictions exist, but they are too well concealed. Time is really a good thing, which shows me a lot. It is easy for people to remember when things happen. After all, I am sad.