Talking about humor as cannon fodder.

1, fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards.

2. The future is bright, but the road is not!

3, this kind of thing, if you have the ability, don't rush your waist and chest.

Anyway, my life is always different from their calculation. I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

My buddy often invites us to dinner, but he never brings money. He said he knew he couldn't beat us when he checked out!

6. Take other people's road and leave others with no way out.

7. exams are like porridge, they will burn.

Although I can't promise to love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I promise to love you until I rot.

9. This world: Don't die, just wait for death!

10, many people think they are thinking when sorting out their prejudices.

1 1, look at the black cat sheriff's child, you can't afford to get hurt.

12, now that I think about it, kindergartens are still easy to mix.

13, you are sick, I have poisonous capsules.

14, please tell the prince that I'm still on the road, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome boys that I haven't killed. Tell him to go back to sleep

15, oh! Noble manners! What a terrible thing! Elegance is the enemy of creativity.

16, you were in my heart when you were thin, and then you got fat and fell into it.

17, you are the god in my heart, and I am the priest in your heart!

18, before marriage, you compare my advantages with others' disadvantages, after marriage, you compare my disadvantages with others' advantages.

19, everyone wants to be different from others, and everyone is the same as a result.

20. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance.

2 1, if you don't drink, you won't be debauched, but if you are reserved, you will be passionate. It's really presumptuous.

22. If you are willing to die, I will bury it!

23. I will try my best to realize my dream to make up for the cow that B I blew when I was a child.

24, hug is really a very strange thing, obviously so close, but can't see each other's face.

Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and don't let your wife go empty to the moon.

After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

27. Don't panic if you cheat. If you catch it, pretend.

28, don't think you are a garlic, in my eyes, it is at most an onion.

29. The afterlife is related to this life. I love you for thousands of years. This life lasts forever, 10 thousand years is too long, seize the day!

Don't come to me for nothing, let alone say anything.

3 1, Edison Chen endorsed a camera, and the advertising words are my wonderful words to share with you.

32, nothing wrong, not afraid of dogs scratching the door!

33. When people call you Grandpa, you used to be a fucking grandson!

34, love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

35. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

36. I poke you where it hurts, set you numb and step on your tail.

37. Long-term love needs a funny ratio and a silly ratio. It is willing and stupid.

38, I don't know. . . Best friends are so professional.

Don't be too kind to me, lest I commit myself.

40, my teasing is a myth, Sabie is absolutely beautiful.

4 1, what bold assumptions are all nonsense.

42. Master, please help me catch up with the syrup in front. Thank you.

43. If I'm not doing well enough, please speak up and don't hide my illness. I won't change it anyway.

44. The configuration is too low to turn off the comma mode.

45. You have E.coli in your head.

46. My sister is not only talented, but also has fat on her waist.

15, when a person is funny to a certain extent, he will call himself cold.

Don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

1. Don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

If there is no freedom in life, then you can do whatever you want in my world, and my heart is your widest place.

I am willing to be embarrassed, maybe because I don't like it enough.

The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

A man was having a good time at the wine table when his wife suddenly called and said, I must be home in five minutes. The man got up and left, and all his friends laughed and said, listen to his wife! The man said, everyone was silent: I enjoyed her youth, so I have to accept her willfulness.

6. I cross Qian Shan and come back to you, even if I can only say goodbye.

7. May your eighteen loves be your eighty companions.

8. I drank the strongest wine, and I gave up the person I loved most. I can love you with all my heart, or I can just die dry.

9. Time can help us understand love, prove it and overthrow it.

10. Having a crush on someone means that when your name comes out of his mouth without emotion, you can feel your heart shaking, even if his love has nothing to do with you, and your pain grows because of him.

1 1. Later, I dropped the bottle, didn't wake up, got dirty and didn't get love.

12. The most beautiful place of time is to make you and me become us.

13. Why don't you fall in love? Because the family is strict, what about you? Why not fall in love? Because your family is very strict.

14. Some people say that the person you can see with your eyes closed is the person you love the most.

15. I loved to catch her secretly since I was a child, just to occupy her world. When she was in kindergarten, she drew a picture carefully. The prince is her favorite monitor. When she came back five minutes later, she found the prince's head painted as a pig's head. In the primary school exam, there will always be a paper ball flying in, an unsigned test paper: help me finish it! Or I'll hit you. In middle school, she became more and more beautiful, but the boys in the class always avoided her in horror. Her best friend told her that others were ordered not to go near her. At the beginning of college, a handsome guy came up to her and said, be my girlfriend, because I was the one who bullied you since I was a child, and it's time for me to pay my debts.

16. The only thing that is more touching than that I like you is that I like you, too.

17. I pretend to look at the surrounding scenery, but I only have eyes for you.

18. If waiting can bring miracles, I'd rather wait, even for a year or a lifetime!

19. Even if I have nothing to do with you for the rest of my life, I won't regret meeting you for the first time.

20. She came home from work and he sat on the sofa. Smoking with a straight face, suddenly he said, hey, I said, aren't you tired of living together for two years like this? She stopped to change her slippers, turned and waited for a while, and looked at him: What did you say? He remained expressionless: I said, I'm tired of it. Her tears flowed out, and she turned helplessly to wipe them. A warm body suddenly hugged her: Why don't we get married?

In a mood suitable for a person to see, say: don't be too good to me, lest I promise myself that you don't want it.

1. An unfulfilled promise is called a lie. Don't promise too much if you can't give it. Hurt people and hurt themselves.

When I meet everything about you, my heart will suddenly hurt and I don't know how to breathe for a few seconds.

3, girl, the world is cold, don't be too kind.

Although there are various ways of love, most people who choose to be good in love can only be cannon fodder.

Don't lose your smile even if you lose everything.

The three-year relationship is coming to an end, and we are still in love, but I still feel a little strange to the word marriage.

7. Hey, I've never been as tolerant as you think.

8. The sky at my age is uncertain. It's up to you whether it will be sunny or not.

9. Falling in love with someone can't be concealed. Everywhere we go, there is a flat atmosphere of a beautiful world.

10, efforts may not succeed, and giving up will definitely fail.

1 1. Why should I wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth!

12, I try my best to capture and perceive every detail of you and smooth your emotional folds in my way.

13, don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself that you won't.

14, nobody belongs to anyone, you are yourself.

15, I didn't stop loving you, I just stopped acting, because no matter how hard I try, you won't understand.

I feel that my youth has nothing, and I am willing to give my life for each other and never give up.

We have nothing but youth.

If you want to win, you must not be afraid of losing. Not afraid of losing, the result may not necessarily win. But if you are afraid of losing, the result must be losing.

If I am talented, I will be more rampant than the sky!

4. I will never leave you while abandoning you. This is true love!

5. What if she is not cool or handsome? I'm fed up with her.

6. You were born with many shackles to fight for the hope of nirvana.

Maybe no matter how hard I try, I can't get into your heart because you don't belong to me.

8. In life, you often meet someone, break your principles, change your habits, become your exception, and then pass by. Unconsciously, he became your principle and made your habit. This is a kind of tie.

9. I don't envy other people's lives. This is called happiness.

10, I heard that people who are used to being invisible have a scar.

1 1, Auntie, why did you choose Children's Day?

12, I want to be as simple and lovely as crayon Shinchan forever.

13, I'm just a little emotional, but I can't get rid of it.

14, one person's change begins with another person's arrival or departure, right?

15, I don't want to tell you how the suffering in my heart is spent step by step.

16, I like you, I like you. How about you bite me?

17, graduation is a heavy verb; Graduation is an unforgettable semester; Graduation is an adjective that tears when you are moved.

18, I just love you,

19. Every time I think about how to bully you, I feel that Biu Biu Biu shines with wisdom.

20. High-profile with Y in the name

2 1, concern is the most fatal weakness.

There is no need to study next semester. I bombed the school. Don't ask me who I am. I'm Lei Feng. ]

23, the mouth should be sweet, and the heart should be awkward. Stay and roll. From now on, bear it or be cruel or get out. One day, the power is in hand, killing all the dogs that failed me.

24, inexplicable habits have changed.