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Has anyone seen a family with children?
I strongly suggest you have a look.
Classic dialogue
1, Liu Mei: Who is Confucius' teacher?
Liu Xing: Drill, where did the drill come from without drilling?
2. Liu Xing: I solemnly promise!
Xiaoyu: I seriously don't believe it!
Liu Xing: Xiaoyu, do you think we are good brothers?
Yu Xia: Of course! Meteor shower is about us!
Liu Xing said to Xia Xue: You will know how handsome your two brothers are when you see the gorilla!
5. Xiaoxue: I am looking for Xia Xue!
Liu Xing: What is your classmate's name?
6. Mom: Hey, I really shouldn't have given birth to you.
Liu Xing: Who gave birth to you? Did you get my permission?
7. Ka Koi Lam (excitedly): Are you Xia Xue's lovely brother?
Liu Xing (smirking): I am Xia Xue's lovely brother.
8. Liu Xing: I have studied under pressure for so many years and have never run away from home. Don't you think I am strong?
9. In the football match of Liu Xing's class, Xiaoyu and Xia Xiaoxue Liu Donghai May cheered for Liu Xing and shouted, "Come on, Liu Xing's class! Come on, Liu Xing's class! "
10, Xiaoyu: If they don't get along, I'll kill myself by eating a hundred ice creams!
Liu Xing: If they don't get along, I'll play computer for a month. I'm exhausted!
Liu Mei: May I come in?
Liu Xing: No.
Yu Xia: Why don't you let mom in?
Liu Xing: Don't let her in. She will be back later.
The door opened-
12, Xia Donghai said to Liu Xing, "Your classmates call you an orangutan. Is there a female classmate named baboon in your class? "
13, Liu Xing: Liu Xing No.2, look at this name, just like hybrid rice!
14, xiaoxue: my name is Xia Xue.
Xiaoyu: My name is Yu Xia.
Liu Xing: My name is Hail.
15, Liu Xing: Mom and Dad, if someone insisted that you talk to him, would you go?
Xia Donghai: Who wants to talk to us?
Liu Mei: Patient?
Liu Xing: No, it's ... our head teacher. ...
16, Liu Xing said with a book in his arms: "The length of time to go to the toilet can't represent whether what this person does is big or small."
17, Liu Xing: The eagle fighting in the sky will not envy the praised chicken!
18, Yu Xia: Only the elder sister can set fire, but the younger brother is not allowed to set fire!
Xia Donghai: Don't change idioms! Only state officials can set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps!
Yu Xia: But our family only has my sister, and there are no government officials!
Liu Xing: What makes you say that about us! You are more important than anyone!
Yu Xia: Don't listen to your parents!
Liu Xing: You startled us both as soon as you came in!
Yu Xia: Make a boyfriend!
Liu Xing: She also brought her boyfriend home!
Yu Xia: Twice!
Xia Donghai: Can you leave a channel for us to talk?
Liu Xing: Compare with her! Xiaoyu sent a chicken feather to my little sister, nothing.
Yu Xia: Yes, what is Liu Xing's pleasure!
Liu Xing: Really! Xiaoyu! (Blows a kiss) What's the matter?
Yu Xia: Yes, what's Liu Xing's score?
Liu Xing: We are good children!
Xia Xue (screaming): I'm going to hit you two little villains! !
19 (midnight) Liu Xing: Mom, can you give me some money?
Mom: Why?
Liu Xing: (touching her hair) I want to dye this thing green and have a girlfriend.
Mom: Don't you dare-
Liu Xing: Why can Xiaoxue find a wild boy, but I can't find a savage girlfriend? !
Mom: If you dare to find a savage girlfriend, you will find that you have a savage mother! ! !
20. Xia Donghai: What do you suggest?
Liu Xing: What else can I do?
Xia Donghai: What do you want to do?
Liu Xing: Let's begin!
Xia Donghai: What exactly are you going to do?
Liu Xing: What else can I do? Let's get started!
Xia Donghai: Why is it so difficult for me to speak some Chinese with you? ! !
2 1, Xiaoyu: Eat when you are hungry, eat when you are hungry, and eat when you are hungry.
Eat hungry, eat hungry, eat hungry.
Liu Xing: No, you missed a link.
Xiaoyu: Which link?
Liu Xing: Listen (picking up chopsticks and tapping the table rhythmically)
Eat when you are hungry, pull when you eat, and be hungry when you pull.
You are hungry after eating, and you have to eat when you are hungry.
22. Both Liu Xing and Xiaoxue are sleeping at the dinner table, when Liu Mei comes and pulls Liu Xing's arm.
Liu Mei: Look at your watch. What time is it now? I fell asleep.
Liu Xing: I didn't sleep well last night.
Liu Mei: Playing video games again?
Liu Xing: No.
Liu Mei: So it's played online.
Liu Xing: No. I was thinking about the exam.
Liu Mei: About the exam? Did you fail the exam again?
Liu Xing: I haven't taken the exam yet!
Liu Mei: That's thinking about how to cheat?
Liu Xing: Why do you always think of me like that? !
Liu Mei: Let me see the bright side. You must give me a chance!
23. Liu Xing said, "Dad, Xiaoxue's nickname in the class is Big Sister."
Dad: "What's the matter? It is normal for you to have a nickname. "
……
Liu Xing: "The problem is that there is another boy nicknamed' Big Brother' in her class."
Dad: "So according to you, everyone in your class calls you an orangutan. Is there another girl named baboon? "
24. Xiaoyu: If they don't get along, I'll kill myself by eating a hundred ice creams!
Liu Xing: If they don't get along, I'll play computer for a month. I'm exhausted!
25. Grandma: Only after suffering can you be a master.
Yu Xia: If you suffer, can you ride on others' heads?
Yu Xia: This is because the earth has no gravity.
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