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If you are teasing and picking up garbage, tell me about yourself.

Growing flowers, vegetables and meat is my hobby for many years. In the planting group, all kinds of flower tools and knowledge such as soil, flower fertilizer and flowerpots are greeted, and of course, countless money will be burned. I don't care. Why? One is because I am poor, and the other is because I rely on collecting waste products for a long time, realizing the freedom of getting soil, fertilizer and flowerpots without spending a penny.

Let's talk about soil first. After a visit, parents will know that different flowers need different soil. There is a lot of knowledge in it, but I don't care. One trick sets the world, that is, pastoral soil, river sand, one of the lessons of picking up garbage: picking up soil. Always carry a plastic bag and a small shovel along the river bank, and take a bag home when there is no soil in the grove. After my magic hand, I will turn it into black soil and hit all kinds of nutrient soil on my face.

Let's talk about fertilizer. There are many videos of flowers applying fertilizer at different stages. I have a bad memory. I only use one invincible fertilizer: enzyme.

The mineral water bucket where my colleagues finished drinking water (figure 1) and the abandoned half-man pickle jar (figure 2) are all containers I picked up to make enzymes. Fruit-flavored enzymes made from peels and vegetable peels with water are the best nutrients and pesticides for flowers and vegetables, which are almost invincible. I realized the freedom of not spending a penny on flower fertilizer.

Of course, flowerpots are essential, but this one is simpler. Drinked mineral water bottles, yogurt bags, broken cups, used woven belts, waste tires, red wine packaging boxes and modified wine bottles can all become flower pots (Figure 3 to Figure 7), and flower pots can easily be picked up as garbage.

The scaffolding abandoned by workers can not only hang flowers, but also realize the freedom of cats to climb (Figure 8), and the packaged wooden frame can realize the freedom of chicken coops (Figure 9). ...

Every time I turn waste into treasure, I want to share my joy with others. Once I called my elder sister excitedly and told her how I picked up garbage. The other end of the phone laughed out loud: "After hearing what you said, how can I see the image of the old lady who picks up garbage in our community?" Ha ha ha ..... "This rare person actually smiled so happily.

As soon as I heard it, I couldn't help but make up the picture, which was deeply inspired. I said, "Mm-hmm, next time I wear rags to pick up garbage, it will be more visual, hahaha."

It can make others have fun and cultivate a strong heart to pick up garbage under their noses, which are the other two benefits of picking up garbage.

It is also reported that most old garbage pickers live a long life. In order to live longer, they are determined to pick up the garbage to the end.