On Singles Day

With the popularity of social networks, more and more people like to post stories online and share their daily lives and feelings. Do you know what kind of conversation is creative? The following is a short talk I carefully arranged for Singles Day. Welcome everyone to refer to it, I hope it will help you.

To put it simply, 1 bachelor's pain is twenty-five, and no one can mend the broken clothes. It's hard to be single. I've been working for several years. The staple food is instant noodles. Single tired, obviously drunk, still dreaming of picking up girls. The bachelor is miserable, just depressed, and there are holiday news to ruin. Happy Singles Day!

Once upon a time, a naked bachelor wanted to become a nunchaku, so he tried to find another stick and connect it to form a nunchaku. Double-stick double-stick again, nunchakus become three-stick Hehe, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

I send a blessing message, and the bachelor laughs. Festivals, big or small, are really lively and happy. Everything is gone with the wind, and you have no worries!

Without family, we have no worries. We can smoke if we want, drink if we want, and there is no wife in charge. We can have a good fight if we see who is not pleasing to the eye. It's not like getting married and thinking about the past and the future with children: if anything happens, my wife will run away with someone. How can the child live?

Bachelor, bachelor, five sticks in one: one stick is happy, two sticks are happy, three sticks are all right, four sticks are smooth sailing, five sticks are auspicious, friends, take it home and take good care of it.

Who doesn't want to be a nobleman shining with medieval European romance? This is an unattainable dream. Don't! If you are still single today, you can indulge in aristocratic addiction generously.

Today is your festival, and I send you a special gift: 4 fried dough sticks, 1 steamed bread! Four fried dough sticks are four 1, and steamed buns are the middle point-1 1. 1 1! Happy Singles Day!

A cool breeze is cold, a fallen leaf is autumn; On the annual Singles' Day, I was alone until I raised my cup and asked the bright moon. See it as right at a glance, bit by bit from the bottom of my heart; A sudden desire is aroused, and one can no longer celebrate this festival!

Singles Day is celebrated by everyone, and both men and women are happily married; Lose your wife, your husband, break free from chains and leave the besieged city; Male nanny, female wife, scrambling to be besieged and single. I wish you all a happy Singles Day!

Singles Day, send you a cup of warm coffee, send you a warm scarf, blow you a warm breeze and send you a warm greeting. Happy Singles Day!

Whether it is summer or winter, just care about yourself; Singles' Day or Tanabata, just have a good holiday; I wish you happiness, peace and health, and find true love as soon as possible!

Under the moon by the window, today is not a pair. Single is also happy, single shines, single is the most free, single has ideals, single is the most comfortable, and single flowers are more fragrant. I especially wish you a happy singles day!

If God wants to send us to a great post, we must put up with it first. It's not that God doesn't help us, but that God trusts us and has a great responsibility. There is a long way to go. It's us, the mainstay!

This morning, my best friend told me that he finally got rid of the bachelor family before Singles Day, saying that it was all the result of his hard blind date, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date family!

You have hugged your wife and your son, and I am still lonely and sad singing a single love song, comforting me and inviting me to dinner.

Being single is very intolerant. In fact, being single is also very wonderful. Single people are always silent. Just because of mistakes, their feelings have nowhere to express. Can you have an emotional column to make your heart active?

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of bachelors dancing. A bachelor's life should be spent like this: he can't afford to sleep in the morning and wants to sleep at night. It is best to wake up and it will be dark. Hehe, Happy Singles Day!

Singer's song: love is empty, love is empty, I wander in the street; People are empty, money is empty, and the bad karma of bachelors is at work; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; The mobile phone is empty, there is no money to charge, and life is not easy.

Ginger is still old and spicy, and it is better to be a bachelor. A person will be full when eating, and the desire for fragrant tea will disappear. Go out to see the scenery and travel around without attachments. I wish you all the best in your holiday today!

Singles' Day, the organization asked me to tell you: We should speed up the emotional development, lay a solid foundation for love, implement the marriage system, create a world of two people, and make unremitting efforts to create a new life!

Singles' Day, single aristocrats are not afraid of evil. Couples hold hands on their honeymoon, and I treat my friends to snacks. I am a bachelor. Who am I afraid of? My life is happy. Don't envy Xiuen's love, it's hard to serve after the saddle. However, at this time, when will it pass, all the bachelors in the world will be happy!

Singles' Day: No old moon, no red line; Singles' Day will not be many, and bachelors will have a good time; Without love, there will be freedom; I like to play Happy Singles Day.

On Singles Day, I was lucky enough to be a bachelor and a poor man. I came to see you. The cold wind messed up my hair and showed my firm eyes. Brother, I wish you a happy holiday first! Have mercy and reward me.

Singles' Day is coming, four pairs of chopsticks, four pairs of mandarin ducks and four butterflies Qi Fei. I hope that single people can find the other half as soon as possible, and married people will love each other for life. I wish you all a happy Singles Day!

It's not bad to be a bachelor on Singles Day. I can't stop eating delicious food, sleep until I wake up naturally, be free and have no troubles, hug happily, and live a happy life as a bachelor. Wish you a happy holiday!

For singles, it is Singles Day; For people who are married or in love, it is a single-minded festival! Because four 1 stands for: 1 heart 1 meaning 1 life 1 world. So, I want to wish you a happy holiday and a single-minded and happy feeling!

Singles' Day is coming. Send11warm wishes. I wish you a good mood 1, health 1, peace 1 and happiness 1 every day. Happy Singles Day! May you find the other half as soon as possible! Singles' Day SMS Daquan

Singles' Day, I wish my friends a happy marriage, sweet love and high marks for minors! I wish the female bachelor will always be young and beautiful, and the male bachelor will always be full of vitality, find true love as soon as possible and become nunchakus!

Singles' Day is coming. On behalf of the singles association, I wish you a happy holiday! I wish the majority of male bachelors an early date and female bachelors an early date. Single men and women, become nunchakus as soon as possible!

Singles' Day, 4 1 means: cry when you see a bachelor. I hope the rain can accompany you; I cried when I saw you alone. I hope you break up with your bachelor. Since then, it has been a bachelor insulator and a lover conductor.

Here we are. Want to say goodbye to being single? Send you a pair of folk remedies: Trust Granules 10 package, Tongxin Herbs 12 tablets, Kaixin Capsules 10 tablets, and mix with colorful honey for three days to ensure that you love to eat until you get sick. Happy Singles Day!

I want to send you a blessing. I wish you good health, good friends, good luck, good career and good dreams. Happy Singles Day!

My dear single sister, my happiness, my short message banishes your loneliness at the moment, and I am humorous and lively. I send my best wishes to send warm: Single, you are happy, and I wish you take off your clothes quickly on Singles Day!

A cool breeze is cold, a fallen leaf is autumn; On the annual Singles' Day, one person arrives, raising a glass, I ask the bright moon; See it as right at a glance, bit by bit from the bottom of my heart; A wish suddenly strikes, and a person is not celebrating this festival!

A new understanding of bachelor, you are still a young bachelor on Singles Day; After Singles Day, you have squeezed into the ranks of middle-aged senior bachelors; If you don't bid farewell to singles, be careful to become an old bachelor who is ignored on Singles Day!

If I were a button, I would like to be the one near your heart. If I were a star, I would like to be the one you see when you look up. If I were a text message, I would like to be the one who sent it to you on Singles Day.

A cold wind followed by a cold wind, a fallen leaf followed by an autumn; On the annual Singles' Day, I was alone until I raised my cup and asked the bright moon. See it as right at a glance, bit by bit from the bottom of my heart; A sudden desire is aroused, and one can no longer celebrate this festival!

Single people don't know it and are harassed every day. How much do you know about being blind at night? Don't worry, don't make noise, as long as you work hard, the "light" will become true. Super Singles Day, I wish you a peach blossom robbery and a happy ending.

Singles Day is coming, the whole world is celebrating, the whole world is jubilant, and you are out of the organization, you are in a gentle and hot water. You must remember your single and poor friends! I wish you are not single: Happy Singles Day!

Singles' Day is coming, reminding you to go all out to get ready, run at the speed of 100 meters sprint, give a gift package to the girl you like, invite her to sing and dance together, and * * * get rid of the trouble. Happy Singles Day!

I have been in a daze for decades, wandering in the clouds, gathering and dispersing, and there is no fate. I am still single and hurried, lonely and lonely, and a room is deserted. Singles' Day is coming. I hope you will accompany me on Singles Day next year.

I am a hardcore. After more than 20 years of tempering, I finally became an iron needle. I am still single. Today, I sent a message I hope everyone can help me thread the needle and let me find the other half. Finally, I wish you a happy Singles Day!

Singles' Day is coming, and I am infinitely depressed as a single person. I haven't told you for so many years. Today, I have the courage to tell you that I have always liked you … the one next to me! Happy Singles Day!

Briefly on Singles' Day: 2 1. It doesn't matter if you can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person you like celebrates Singles Day.

Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, not poverty.

3. What is China's show of love on Valentine's Day? She can rob me on Singles Day.

4, Valentine's Day alone, Singles Day alone, Christmas alone, there is an exam for me to pass alone.

Handsome people are celebrating Singles Day, while ugly people are showing their love.

6. "How do you spend Singles Day?" "Cry, laugh, love and hate, think about it is sad. I was still alone when I passed by. "

7. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

8. The first part: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal batch: I am single!

9. "Are you still alone on Singles Day?" "Nonsense, will I become a dog?"

10, asking how sad you can be, just like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

1 1, Singles' Day is coming, ugly people can't wait to find someone to settle down, but handsome guys still stick to the principle of being single.

12, blame me for being single? It's not just Yue Lao who plays with my red thread.

13, it's late at night, the smoke goes out, and my world is completely black.

14, there is always only one person in a person's world.

15, it is a choice to learn to stay away from temptation appropriately.

16, the invisible face suddenly turned into invisible smoke, which filled the whole atrium.

17, it turns out that missing is also a disease, and I am very ill …

18, I disturbed the years, and now it gives me a sad seat.

19, a person went ashore alone, so crowded that only loneliness was left.