Suitable for humorous conversation in a circle of friends, every sentence is classic!

I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there! The humorous circle of friends has compiled 35 articles. Let's take a look together.

1. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

2. A good horse doesn't eat grass back, so a good horse is always hungry.

3, narcissism is not a crime, please line up behind the spoony brother.

Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.

5, mix with me, I have a mouth to eat and you have a bowl brush.

I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.

7. When you leave, you never worry about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

8. Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.

9. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now. I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

10, someone told me that Fujian people can't tell HF apart, so I slapped him when I went up. Why not get married?

1 1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

12. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil.

13, sleeping in class, fighting after class, and dying in the exam.

14, people only have one worry, that is, they don't have enough to eat; There are countless troubles when you are full.

15, what you can't get up is grades, what you can't get down is weight, what you can put down is chopsticks, and what you can't get in is quilts!

16, I thought that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was not enough money.

17, if you want to dispute with me, I will never be generous. You have to be particularly impressed. I am definitely more open than you.

18, the world is very big, but the place I want to go most is only your heart.

19, "If you don't marry me in ten years ..." "Then we are too miserable, really miserable!"

20. I also want to talk about love. I have been spoiled since I was a child.

2 1, hoping to win a person's heart and not be old blind date.

22. They all say that I am bad-tempered, joking, good-looking and good-tempered. It doesn't matter.

23. Reasons for being single: I used to like someone, but now I like someone.

24, people will change, for example, I once wanted to get rich, but now it is different, and now I just want to get rid of poverty!

25. It is said that it is autumn, and you are beginning to lose your hair again.

26. The weather is too hot, which makes me very angry. I ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

27. I hope I can indulge in learning, then forget all about eating and sleeping, and finally lead to waste, waste, waste.

28. When I like you, I feel cute when I eat shit. When I don't like you, I feel like eating shit.

29, some parents educate their children, there is no scientific method, no rules, completely by touch ... such as my dad!

30. I am a woman, and I came to earth only to survive the one thing in this life: poverty.

3 1, I envy you for knowing me so young.

Even if this body turns to ashes, I won't leave you.

33. Only after the English listening test did I know that the song is really right, and some words are only for people who understand.

34. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

35. If being handsome is a mistake, then I have made a mistake.

The above is the arrangement of humorous circle of friends, thank you for reading!