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1. I heard that bathing can help you lose weight, but can eating help you lose weight?

2. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament.

3. If a fat person is not cruel to himself, others will be cruel to you.

4. I’m done with meat, but I still can’t bear to leave you, little Rourou.

5. Treat all delicious food as poison and never eat it without looking at it.

6. If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women!

7. I want to become thin and become a light, illuminating all the obscene fat people.

8. As long as you wear something, you can wear anything. If you are fat, you can wear anything.

9. I only have the heart to lose weight, but I have the mouth of a foodie.

10. Thanks to me being a fat man, I can squeeze my belly when I am sad.

11. After tonight, you will have more confidence to face life tomorrow.

12. There are many people around you who care about you, be patient for them.

13. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament.

14. I am thinner than you! Try your best! You deserve to be so ugly!

15. The Fat Child’s Song of Youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun.

16. Do you know the purpose of losing weight? The purpose of losing weight is to eat again.

17. When it comes to weight loss, fat people usually yell and thin people do it.

18. I only have a desire to lose weight, but I end up being a foodie.

19. Friends who are in love, you should have more self-control.

20. It’s not good to just fantasize about how you look like losing weight instead of working hard!

21. I had a desire to lose weight, but I ended up being a foodie.

22. You know that I feel inferior because of being fat, but you come to tell me to lose weight!

23. Those who cannot lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who cannot gain weight are confident.

24. The word "lose weight" is just used to scare those who have fat on their bodies.

25. You have no desire to learn, but you end up failing the exam?

26. Don’t just fantasize about losing weight without making any efforts!

27. It’s easy to say that you are broad-minded and fat. When you think about your weight, you feel depressed!

28. We are all engaged in the business of eating hard under the guise of losing weight.

29. A man quitting smoking is like a woman losing weight. There will always be a tomorrow.

30. Those who can’t lose weight are always in a commotion, and those who can’t eat fat have nothing to fear.

31. If a woman mistakes herself for being cruel, a man will be cruel to the woman.

32. My mother’s meals have defeated my determination to lose weight time and time again!

33. Fat people, stop eating! The skinny guys are laughing at you!

34. You have a desire to lose weight, but you end up being a foodie?

35. Mommy, when I lose weight, I will eat. Please forgive me.

36. Every girl who talks about losing weight has a mouth that can eat!

37. For the sake of your emotional brothers and sisters, you should have more self-control.

38. The reason why I am fat is because I keep many things in mind and cannot lose weight.

39. When going on a romantic outing, you won’t wear the back strap of your boyfriend’s bicycle flat.

40. Love is unreasonable. Some people are in demand while others are not qualified.

41. Inner beauty is more important than outer beauty, but wouldn’t it be better to have the best of both worlds?

42. Prove your own potential: You can lose weight, but what can’t you do?

43. Stomach pain. Stomach pain. Stomach pain. Stomach pain is nothing. Being thin is the way to go.

44. Dieting is effective. Losing weight means being hungry. Movement effect is minimal.

45. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I just haven’t lost weight.

46. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to a woman.

47. I treat weight loss negatively, can you disqualify me from being fat?

48. I just want to play in the water, how can I get stuck in the swimming ring?

49. The word "weight loss" is thought of as investment, but it is quite distracting when done.

50. Losing weight is really not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temper.

51. Love is unreasonable. Some people are in demand while others are not qualified.

52. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I just haven’t lost weight.

53. Garfield and Doraemon are just cartoon characters, we live in reality.

54. Being unmoved by delicious food is the highest state of losing weight.

55. This summer has a unique flavor. A lot of fat is produced. Lose weight.

56. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

57. The girl we chased together in those years. Now they have become women.

58. I suffer from hunger every day, but I just don’t lose weight! Just not thin! Not thin!

59. If you will regret eating it, don’t eat it and don’t make a decision that you will regret.

60. Find a job you like and you won’t be rejected because of your body shape.

61. A beautiful woman is naturally beautiful and can be picked up by more than a hundred cars at a time, letting her choose.

62. Prove your ability: you can do this thing, and you can’t do anything else!

63. Fat people have no future. No matter how beautiful your soul is, you are still a kind-hearted fat person!

64. Eat in the bowl, look at the pot, and then think about how to lose weight tomorrow.

65. The girls we chased together in those years have now become women.

66. The pain that is spoken out has been healed, but the pain that is never mentioned touches the bottom of the heart.

67. If I die, my first words will be: Finally, I don’t have to be afraid of ghosts anymore.

68. If you want to be thin, you have to pay a price. If it is unbearable, just continue to be among the fat people.

69. Why do I gain weight when I want to lose weight, and lose weight when my wallet wants to gain weight.

70. Not eating is physical torture. Eating is mental torture. I lose weight healthily.

71. We are fat people. Fat people with overnutrition will not do anything if we eat less.

72. People want to lose weight and lose weight, so why do you have to start with brain cells.

73. People who can’t control their mouths shouldn’t make trouble to lose weight! Deserve it! Damn fat man!

74. How can a person who can’t even control his own weight control his life?

75. I have walked through so many intersections and heard so many sighs. I am serious about you and am at a loss.

76. Hold on! Don't even eat it! You're so tender, how can you still have the nerve to eat when you're so fat?

77. Many times, it’s not that we can’t lose weight, but that the enemy is too powerful.

78. Falling in love is like losing weight. The hardest thing is not to start, but to maintain it.

79. How do people who can’t even control their own weight control their lives?

80. There are two me in the world: me who is a foodie and me who really wants to lose weight.

81. Falling in love really helps you lose weight. If you are just jealous and full, why do you need to eat?

82. Those who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless!

83. Garfield and Doraemon are just cartoon characters, we live in reality.

84. Don’t be determined to lose weight, as if you lose weight, people will like you.

85. I vowed before the summer vacation that I would lose weight, but after the summer vacation I still gained weight!

86. Is there anyone like me who repeats one sentence every day: lose weight tomorrow.

87. Hold on! Don't even eat it! How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat?

88. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has an ulterior purpose.

89. If you want to lose weight, don’t give yourself any fucking excuses. If you don’t hesitate, will you die if you have less ink marks?

90. Many people interpret "Being generous" means "Being generous".

91. In the past, when you loved someone, you were inseparable; now when you love someone, you keep it in your heart.

92. I spend all my time losing weight except eating, and you still say I don’t have perseverance?

93. I am losing weight. I don’t diet or exercise, I use my mind. I will lose weight.

94. No matter what method you use to lose weight, as long as you don’t control it, you will definitely regain it successfully!

95. Although I am a fan of Real Madrid, I still have to draw a clear line with Ronaldo!

96. I have walked through so many intersections and heard so many sighs. I am serious about you and I am at a loss.

97. Just keep being a filthy fat guy wearing outdated clothes!

98. Others start from the belly to lose weight, why do you have to start from the brain cells.

99. Please don’t lose weight, because I want you to participate in the food eating contest to earn money for me.

100. A woman who loves to eat! If you love eating more, if you take one less bite, what will happen? Can you die?