QQ offline automatic reply funny (selected 17 sentences)

1. Sorry, I think you are too good-looking and refuse to reply to you

2. Wang Yuan’s woman has received the message and will reply later!

3. Your QQ version is too low to accept new messages, please download the update immediately

4. Hello, the police phone number is 110, the fire phone number is 119, if you have any difficulties, please call the super Feixia, you can also find the Paw Paw Team, but I'm not here right now.

5. I’m not here, so don’t send me messages. Even if I see you, I won’t reply to you. Just like a person who pretends to be asleep can never be woken up, so don’t look for me. I am an emotionless loser, so I can stay wherever I can.

6. Don’t send me messages when I’m not here. Even if I see you, I won’t reply to you. Just like a person who pretends to be asleep can never be woken up, so don’t look for me. I am A devoid of emotions, just stay wherever you can.

7. I went to the Demon Fairy Castle to play cards with the Demon Fairy Queen. If I have anything to do, go to Meiqi, Miyuki and Xiaolan and ask them to tell them through the music box. I.

8. You are the beauty that is limited to summer and will reply within the appreciation period

9. Hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates a problem with your operating system. Please press Ctrl Shift Del to repair.

10. Shh, I am Bai Jingting, my baby is sleeping.

11. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say that? Do you have to say it? Then tell me, this is an automatic reply.

12. Hey, this is the Krusty Krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I am frying the meat patties in the Super Krabby Patty. If you need anything, please ask Squidward Dududu

13 , the master is not here. Where have you gone? Just... I won’t tell you! If you really want to find it, please hold down the power button on your computer for 4 seconds and leave a message...

14. You are beautiful today, don’t send private messages, come directly to my house

15. I went to Moxian Castle and Moxian Baby to play cards. If I had anything to do, I would go to Meiqi, Miyuki and Xiaolan and ask them to tell me through the music box.

16. Oh you stupid prairie dog, look what you said, it’s as bad as Aunt Mary Sue’s blueberry pie next door, I swear I’m going to pull out your hair and make you look Like a pious melon, my old man.

17. The old demon from Montenegro and I went to the back mountain to discuss eating Tang Monk. We will talk about it when we come back.